I’ve been tracking my fruit consumption and I’ll have you know I’ve forgotten to eat a daily fruit quite a few times and it SADDENS ME and also, to be honest, makes me nervous about my dedication to being happy and healthy in 2019, you know? Makes a girl nervous.
So I’m telling you and I’m telling me: go get a damn orange! They are in season! There’s no need for this neglect!
Queer as in F*ck You
Before we go any further please steady yourself for the gayest pants you’ve ever seen. There are side stripes. There’s pattern. There is — I warned you — a drawstring!
These pants are gay in a way that you and I will maybe never be. I’ve honestly never been prouder to be part of this thriving community. Thank you, Melissa! #ComeToMyWindow #IllBeHome #IllBeHome #IllBeHome #ImComingHome #HomeOfTheBrave
Tracy Chapman. That’s it, that’s the whole headline of this article. A thing of beauty.
Saw This, Thought of You
Everything You Think You Know About Toxic Shock Syndrome Is Probably Wrong [SHRIEKS TO THE SKIES, THROWS DESK ACROSS UNIVERSE, BLEEDS FROM EYES, TURNS TO STONE]
Fyre Festival Documentaries Highlight How the Disastrous Event Hurt Local Workers: “Here’s how to help the one woman many are calling the hero of the entire story.”
The Latest Front in Russian Infiltration: America’s Right-Wing Homeschooling Movement. Yikes evangelical christians!!! Yikkeeeessss! And for even more fun: #ExposeChristianSchools Goes Viral After Karen Pence and Covington Catholic School Uproars