It’s ok that you’re inexplicably killing a plant that’s supposedly ‘hardy’ and ‘immortal’ and ‘so easy to keep alive that you could hit your head on a marble countertop and be in a coma for three years and still not kill this plant.’ That’s a-ok. YOU’RE DOING GREAT.
We’re doing fine, reader. We’re doing just fine.
Let’s think about a thing we haven’t killed… Oh! I bet that tree in or around your yard, or in the median right before you turn into the strip mall, or next to the library is doing GREAT. I bet it’s thriving! Excellent job!!
Indispensable, you and I. Keeping various trees alive left and right. So, so good.
Queer as in F*ck You
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+ Modern Day Walkabout. If I don’t go camping soon I’m going to roll my head right off my shoulders and turn my body into a prop for Blair Witch: The Musical.
Saw This, Thought of You
+ The only thing I know about the Emmys is that the kids from Stranger Things performed “Uptown Funk” and it was pure bliss. Heather Hogan has your substantial, actual Emmys coverage because that is her wizardry.
+ Hello in which I am FASCINATED: How People Mourn the Deaths of Their Internet Friends. I wish I could attend a multi-day conference about how people handle death on social media.