feature image via Taylor Hatmaker for Autostraddle
Good afternoon you gorgeous sack of bones! How many cups of coffee would a woodchuck chuck [down its throat] if a woodchuck could chuck coffee [down its throat]? Three. It would chuck three cups of coffee down its throat and it would still be falling asleep at its desk, typing.
Queer as in F*ck You
+ Rethinking Who Menswear Is Designed For. Ok this ‘fit party’ sounds amazing and it’s all I want to do. I just want to go to a married queer couple’s house, eat crudité, and critique the fit of 99 kinds of pants and shirts and bras and everything. This is all I want. I’m just saying if you’re near me and you own a clothing line and you’re throwing a fit party, let’s go. Let’s invite me.
+ Meet the Meme-Maker Creating Lesbian Content We’ve Been Waiting For. In addition to XenaWorrierPrincess’s great lesbian memes, I’d like to also take a moment to salute her steadfast misandry. Well done.
+ This Short Film About Two Queer Latinx Elders Will Melt Your Heart. Then you’ll be dead but at least you will have seen this short film first!
Welcome to the Hellmouth
+ The Missy Elliott Renaissance Is Here. I believe every day we live and breathe is a day within the Missy Elliott Renaissance tbh.
Saw This, Thought of You
+ Wheeeee new Stranger Things trailer!
+ A 2000s Pop Culture Museum Is Coming to New York City. I first typed “Is Coming to New York Cereal” because that’s how much sleep I got last night.