Well I hope your weekend was more productive than mine, or if it wasn’t, I hope that was your plan all along! Either way I think we should make pineapple upside-down cakes to celebrate this new week. I’m serious!
Queer as in F*ck You
+ Wait wait wait. WAIT. This is amazing and I’m so sorry it’s taken me all these days to talk about it with you! I am CRYING: ‘Lesbian and Transgender Hillbillies’ are Coming to Take Over Red States.
“The all-day summit will teach lesbian and transgender hillbillies how to get subsidies from the government like rural housing loans and ‘community facility grants.’ Bullying will also be discussed,” said the Beacon.
The only thing that could make this conservative panic any better is if someone wrote a country song about it. Maybe even — oh lord please hear my prayer — a murder ballad.
+ BYU Is Punishing Gay Students Who Report Their Rape. BYU you are fucking deplorable.
+ Ummmmm Kate Mara and Ellen Page Cast in Lesbian Drama, ‘Mercy’. Friends, do you know what this means? Probably? It means you and I will most likely see Kate Mara and Ellen Page make-out on a screen larger than some of our apartments. Feeling truly blessed.
+ “There’s nothing good in cooking, but there are no other options.” Inside the women-owned restaurants of Yida, South Sudan’s largest — and most tenuous — refugee settlement.
+ The Woman’s Party: On Hillary Clinton and Welfare.