Let me tell you a cautionary tale. It goes like this: don’t let your 18 year-old son be in charge of the key to the storage unit, ever, but especially not a week before your holiday decorations need to be taken down and the containers in which those decorations must go are locked inside that very storage unit. WHERE IS MY KEY, SLADE. If I don’t get this tree out of my house by Wednesday I’m setting the router on fire and moving to Fresno.
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