I have something really important that we have to settle today. This was briefly touched on in Riese’s 22 Sandwich Cookies, Ranked, but we have to delve deeper. What the hell kind of food is an oatmeal creme pie? And a moon pie, for that matter. What is it?? It’s not a sandwich cookie. It clearly calls itself a pie but what the fuck kind of pie do you know that’s actually a sandwich?? None! You know no pies that are actually sandwiches because that’s not real! WHY IS IT CALLED A PIE? If it’s not a pie (it’s not) or a sandwich cookie (it’s not), then what. the grand heck. is it? A small layer cake? Why are we calling it a pie? What other sandwiched snacks are calling themselves pies like this? I’ll tell you one thing: google isn’t going to save us here.
We are on our on.
You Should Go or Do or Give
+ Join Ingrid Michaelson and Kristin Russo on 11/11 in Charlotte, NC, for a concert for equality!
+ Want to participate in this Mixed Sex Bisexual Couples Study? Well ya can!
Queer as in F*ck You
+ The Simple Secret Weapon That Could Change Elections. Meet the woman behind the movement.
+ Attention, Advertisers: Lesbian Buy Stuff Too. There’s a Riese interview in there!
+ Apple iOS 10.2 Emoji Update is Very Good News for Lesbian Astronauts. I do not write the headlines, nor would I change them.
+ At Va-Jay-Jay Day, Angelenas Can Sneak a Peek at Their Cervix. Consumed with jealousy. Cannot go on.
+ Watch A Día De Los Muertos Tribute From Mariachi Flor De Toloache. Did you know that your very own Yvonne Marquez was also in a mariachi band? NOW YOU DO.
+ Gender in Fashion is Dead. Vice with some spicy hot takes this week.
+ How Hillary Clinton Met Satan, which I almost spelled as “Stan,” which wouldn’t be nearly as interesting I guess.
Saw This, Thought of You
+ This is massive and informative and everything. #NoDAPL: Updates, resources, and reflections is up on Native Appropriations.
+ Whose Homeland? “In the tribal bid for Bears Ears, deep questions and deep divisions arise.”
+ How Man Caves Took Over America’s Basements. If you guessed “by way of misogyny and the patriarchy, aka the fear and loathing of women and the resulting shrunken egos of heterosexual cis men,” you are correct.
+ Two-Headed Sharks Keep Popping Up, No One Knows Why. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Wish I could project this onto my living room and bedroom walls in a loop.