Can a fake marriage with a stranger save your relationship? How many pumps of cologne is too many pumps of cologne? The Ultimatum: Queer Love returns to answer these questions and more, and I’m recapping every second of it, baby. Also, SAVE MAGAN!!!!!!!

Rosie O’Donnell is in the season premiere of “And Just Like That,” doing exactly what we would hope a Rosie O’Donnell character would do — have sex with Miranda.

I’m not sure I’ve ever felt less positive about the federal government or less patient for RuPaul’s sickening liberalism.

During the most recent season of House of the Dragon, Queen Rhaenyra Targaryen, First of Her Name, started riding more than just dragons.

Well, once again, an episode of Hacks has made me WEEP.

Shauna Shipman has officially gone off the rails (and I love it).

Whooo, welcome to the tenth recap of Star Trek: The Original Series! This one includes lots of hetero kissing, but also lots of a lady kicking ass.

Ru throws around “inner saboteur” a lot but this is a case where it really applies.

The season three finale reveals who Pit Girl is, who the Antler Queen is, and who killed Lottie.

“This is what the show is about. The show is about dating your exes, your friend’s exes, and your exes’ exes. That’s the topic of the program.”

Plus, updates on Gen V and Doom Patrol did a musical episode! Yes you heard that right… A MUSICAL (cue gay screams).

It’s a Deborah Vance vs. Kathy Vance showdown. Plus, Deborah does a KEG STAND.

“What’s a poem, after all, but a safe space for a difficult truth.”

Ru promises a whole new approach which could either mean complex psychological torture or opening chocolate bars.

Jackson is in mourning, Ellie is out for revenge, and Dina has a plan in this week’s episode that finds time for sapphic flirting amid the grief.

Why are people lying???? on *Jenna Maroney voice* CAM-AH-RAH???????

Miranda goes to Che’s “comedy” show and finds that she’s the butt of all the “jokes.”

Jackson faces the fight of their lives while Ellie is forced to witness a horrifying turn of events in this week’s devastating episode.

Also! Updates on The Chi and Only Murders in the Building.

It’s time to meet our gal pal lesbian lovers! Also, updates on this week’s episode of Gen V.