Also, y’all are not hearing me IT IS KEKE “KEEP A BAG” PALMER IN THIS HOUSE 24/7/FOREVER.

It sounds like Robin Hood meets Fast and the Furious and very GAY.

Plus updates on the latest episode of American Horror Stories, The Republic of Sarah, the second season finale of Betty, and it’s Halloween on Motherland: Fort Salem.

Plus updates on grown-ish, Raising Kanan, and iCarly.

Plus a fully jam packed round-up, including updates on: All Rise, Genera+ion, Charmed, Nancy Drew, Legacies, and Station 19.

Plus updates on: Harley Quinn, In the Dark, S.W.A.T., The Good Fight, and Vagrant Queen.

Grey’s Anatomy and Station 19 are giving the gays everything that they want. Plus updates on All American, Black Lightning, God Friended Me, Deputy, and Nancy Drew!

Ask for what you want in order to get it, Area 51 porn searches, your astrological sign’s best breakup strategy and more.

I don’t know who needs to hear this, but it is perfectly fine and legal to ask someone for directions when you are lost.

Also, Aisha Hinds is going to break your heart on 911. Plus updates on HTGAWM, Legacies, S.W.A.T., and the finale of American Horror Story: 1984.

How to make your queer sex life literally magic, even if it’s with your ex, who science says it’s fine to sleep with now.

It’s the end of the world and our girls have to work together to take down a serpent of a man.

Sleepovers suck but you can have a better one, if you must. Also: Ontario’s sex ed curriculum goes back in time, lesbians have better sex, why not to get jaded in your Tinder bio and more.

Waverly and Nicole run into a familiar face while trying to get the ring off Waverly’s finger, while Wynonna is stuck in one of Bulshar’s twisted games.

Another Lost Girl alumna arrives in Purgatory, Waverly learns something new about her ring, and Nicole gets possessed by a fire witch.

A ruined friendship, body hair at work, coming out a little later when you’re about to marry a dude, and a frank conversation about assault. We really can have it all.

A FOSTA/SESTA explainer, plus whether scissoring is a real lesbian sex thing, how to keep casual sex casual, how to handle jealousy and more.

Plus updates on: Imposters, Into the Badlands, Timeless, Westworld, Grey’s Anatomy, and Coronation Street!

How to buy a vibrator, how to get back together with an ex, vulvic aura portraits, what your astrological sign says about how you masturbate and more.

Pot smokers have more sex, share sex content everywhere, when anti-depressants change your sex drive and more.