Results for: no fucks to give
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21 Boxed Wines, Ranked by Value By Day-Drunk Queers At Gay Summer Camp
I’ve combined the data from multiple Box Wine tastings over the past few years including new info from this year’s tasting and come up with a very definitive ranking to where you should invest your Box Wine Budget.
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A+ Roundtable: Vice Squad
“Life is hard enough, let me have this.”
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5 Boxed Rosés, Ranked by Bang-for-Your-Buck by a Bunch of Inebriated Queers
Which of five wonderful rosés would be best for “listening to D-I-V-O-R-C-E by Tammy Wynette and feeling accomplished”? The answer to this question and so many more lie within this post.
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Liquor In The Lemons: A Rye Sour
Now keep in mind, a Sour is simply a cocktail that combines sour citrus (lemon or lime) with some sort of sugary-sweet thing (in this case, simple syrup). It’s one of those three-ingredient cocktails and it requires no bitters whatsoever, so this is a perfect one to memorize and have on hand.
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Let’s Make Cheese Boards and Never Leave the House Again
We’re adults who are both hungry and special and so we deserve gorgeous cheese boards that are also very chill. Important note: this includes one vegan snack board BECAUSE I LOVE YOU.
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Liquor In the Moving Boxes: A Monkey Wrench While I Pack My Bar
Ugh. I’m moving. Here’s a monkey wrench.
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6 Box Wines, Ranked From “Capri-Fun” To “I’ve Had Worse” By 30 Drunk Queers
30+ queers gathered in a room to eat cheese curds and drink box wine. Now I will share the knowledge we obtained with you, because we’re a community and that’s how it works.
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Witch Hunt: Potions, Podcasts and Keeping Your Pet Off Your Altar
Want to learn how to make a tasty alcoholic potion? Want to keep your cat off your altar? Maybe we can help!
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Liquor In The Grapefruits: A Very Easy Negroni
A Negroni is perhaps the easiest cocktail in the world to make—it’s three ingredients and can be built all in one glass.
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Gouda Have It: Staycation Cheese Plates, Because Cheese
When you’re Staycationing, a cheese plate is a wonderful thing whether you’re hosting company or you plan to eat that entire board all by your fucking self (I support you in this).
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Liquor In The Tonic: Four Spring Twists on the Traditional Gin and Tonic
There is no drink simpler than a gin and tonic. Which means it’s the perfect opportunity to (easily) get a little fancy.
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Stop Whatever You’re Doing, There’s A Wine For Cats Now
Your cat probably had a rough day. He deserves this.
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Liquor In the Garden: The Wimbledon Is The Perfect Cocktail For a Garden Party
Even if you’re not a tennis fan, this cocktail is perfect for dinner parties, garden parties, parties where you’d like to have a go at being fancy as fuck.
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Oh Hell No: When Your Girlfriend Publicly Hates on You
The thing about being publicly humiliated by someone you care about is that it occurs similarly to slight of hand magic. Here it is, right in the open, right in front of everyone’s face and yet, no one is sure of what exactly has happened.
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Three Cheers for Pumpkin Beers (With List of Those Most Beloved by Queers!)
Liquid pumpkin pie is probably my favourite flavour when it comes to beer.
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Movie Night: Josie and the Pussycats
It’s okay to sing along. It’s also okay not to.
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You Need Help: Your Friend’s a Tool But Your Other Friend’s Ex Isn’t, Also: Jealousy
Your straight friend is predictable, jealousy is a bitch and there’s this girl you’re seeing who used to be seeing this other girl who happens to be a friend of yours. Let’s process!
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How to Drink: Whiskey
I don’t know why we haven’t done this already.
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Having Fun at a Gay Bar 101: Girls Just Wanna Have Fun
At some point, between the night where my friend walked to her ex’s house with my keys, phone and money in her boot, the night where I sobbed to strangers about losing my credit card in the bathroom and the one where I held my friend’s hair as she vomited onto the street, I realized “Oh shit, this sucks.”
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Hangover and Out: Queer Girls’ Advice On The Day After Drinking
“Is there a way out? Yes, you could just not drink the wine, but I mean besides that.”