One thing The L Word Generation Q was always good at was sex scenes. Today, our TV Team is ranking and remembering them all.

Gird your loins, Bette and Tina are back in town! Meanwhile, Alice is getting cancelled, Finley and Carrie are walking up a moderate incline, Tess is dancing on her own, Shane’s got a big pitch, Sophie’s got a show to run and just like you, Dre loves Dani!

We’re back, weirdos, with The L Word Generation Q Episode 301 recap! Bette is achieving serenity, Tess and Shane are domesticating, Finley’s running an amends-a-thon, Micah’s riding the relationship escalator and Dani and Gigi remain incredibly hot.

In our recap of The L Word Generation Q Season 3 finale we find ourselves at a small private backyard wedding ceremony filled with drugs, exes, faulty door hardware, flower arrangements and of course fashion!!!!

“I just want to say, I know that this woman is supposed to be from Kansas City — and that’s actually a personal attack on me.”

It’s time to recap Episode 302 of The L Word Generation Q, in which Finley and Sophie practice drawing birds, Bette races through a traffic jam, Alice dates a cult member and Tess really wants that bar.

“This is what the show is about. The show is about dating your exes, your friend’s exes, and your exes’ exes. That’s the topic of the program.”

Finley’s Mom crashes a Thanksgiving episode with a spread that includes a Turkey Trot, a magic disappearing engagement ring, toxic Pumpkin Spice, alleged sexting and warm wine in a go-cup!

It’s Halloween in Lesbian Los Angeles and nobody is respecting how cute Sophie’s costume is! Also Dani’s rebounding with her Bad Friend, Micah’s getting parenting advice from a REALLY SPECIAL GUEST STAR, Alice and Taylor are having a spooky night in and Ivy’s waiting out back in her car for Shane, so….

“As someone who’s never actually been in a throuple, I do think that throuples could solve most problems on television.”

In today’s Generation Q Episode 307 recap, we’ve got Fletcher’s album release party, Carrie adopting Finley and taking her bowling, Tom rescuing a kitten from a vent in Alice’s office, Dani and Dre getting their sexual tension on and so much more!

Come commiserate the end of our problematic fave, talk about the state of queer television at large, cast an L Word prequel set in 90s new York, and learn what We, the hosts of To L and Back, would have happen to all of the characters after the end of this season!

This week on The L Word: Generation Q, Alice is forced to eat two buckets of popcorn, Shane releases an endangered bumblebee into the wild, Sophie does a solid Matthew McConaughey impression, Dani is rescued from a near-collision with a scooter by a handsome prince and so much more!

WE KNOW, BETTE. WE KNOW!

“If Shane asked me to go to couple’s therapy, I’d be like, “We don’t even know each other, but if this is what it takes to get you into a therapist’s office, absolutely, let’s do it.”

Black queer people are in this community. Trans queer people are in this community. And we deserve to get lost in a good time, too. We deserve fun, messy, sexy storylines. Just as much as any cis white woman over 50.

“I would follow Kehlani to Narnia, to a gambling ring. Really to anywhere.”

“I. Do NOT. Want. Angie’s Hoe Phase.”

We’re heading for the love getaway with SO much drama at lesbian karaoke! Everybody is making questionable romantic choices and it is a THRILL to witness!

Finally we return to the stuff everybody REALLY misses from the original series, like vague dialogue, bats out of hell and funding the CAC