The only Camping Wisdom I have acquired is that rocky riverbeds make terrible beds and chopping wood’s hard. Oh, and marshmallows need to be toasted and consumed in large quantities.

Geminis, at their best, are adaptable, playful, and great in group settings — like sparkling wines!

I’m ranking them here based on whether or not they actually taste like the thing they’re supposed to be.

Personally, I think it’s kind of f*cked up how decadent amaretti cookies are.

Sundays are a time for rituals.

Sometimes you are going to have to undertake a project during which it will be inevitable that you will scream at each other. My advice is to just kind of pretend it didn’t happen.

Preparing a meal does not have to be an elaborate situation.

Every punk party — whether it was in Ft. Lauderdale or Lake Worth or North Miami — had the exact same drink options. Either you were drinking Mickey’s or you were doing shots of Jack Daniels.

Animals, like people, have their own personalities and should be taken on a case-by-case basis. (AKA wherein Drew bravely says that snakes are maybe a bit sexy thanks to a certain pop star.)

I hate cooking, but I love to eat!

So you want to spread some cheese on a cracker and want to get a little more flavorful than your standard brie. Here’s what to buy at the grocery store — including vegan/dairy-free options!

My hope in crafting this guide for cleaning your kitchen is that it makes the task never feel daunting, even when your kitchen is absolutely a mess – and believe me, your kitchen will be a mess more than once if you use it as it’s intended to be used.

This hole has the lesbian energy of the film “Bound.”

Making seasonal change in a place where the seasons shift subtly or not at all.

“Okay this Cheerios bee is a lesbian, but I’d be worried if any of my friends were dating them.”

Hot dilly beans! Pickle plates! Flirting with pickles!

The concept for today’s cooking adventures: making dishes inspired by three iconic lesbians who influenced us, and who we’d also want to invite to a dinner party to experience them experiencing our food — yes, very gay.

Here is a definitive ranking of Good and Gather, because I am an expert.

It’s not like traditional chicken pot pie filing is knocking anyone’s socks off, so Sarah and I decided to try out chicken korma pot pies with a turmeric crust. She gave them her highest food rating — “f*cked up” — so I’m sharing the recipe with you.

I’m not trying to work up a sweat here, I’m trying to eat a fucking potato.