Results for: no fucks to give
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I Will Always Steal These 10 Candies From My Kid’s Trick or Treat Bucket
Reese’s Pieces are better than plain M&Ms. You can fight me, but don’t bother because I will win.
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How To Choose A Halloween Costume
Halloween costumes are traditionally scary – ghosts, goblins, political figures. Look back at the last 20 years and realize … that you frequently went an entire year wearing a costume and only got a reprieve on that one glorious October day. Terrifying.
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10 Twisted, Gory Horror Films to Watch With Your Mean Femme Date
There are so many cold, cool femmes in my life that I want to make out with, but I also want to test their grit. The best way for me to see if a date passes muster is to watch a fucked up horror film that I really enjoy with them.
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Rating Villains, Monsters, and Cryptids on a Scale of Sexiness
It is not only my pleasure, but my DUTY to compile this list ranking different horror villains, classic monsters, and cryptids on their levels of raw sexuality. What would it be like to fuck or date a ghost? Let’s talk about it.
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55 Fictional Witches, Ranked by Lesbianism
Once I saw Heather Hogan stop a man who had been calling her “doll” in his tracks by asking him “What’s your name, buddy?” and that’s the same energy as Endora refusing to remember Darrin’s name correctly.
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Roundtable: Our Spookiest Real Ghost Stories
Turn on all the lights in the house and come read about the Winchester Mystery House, haunted cabins, songs playing from beyond the veil, and our deeply unsurprising number of experiences with ghost cats.
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10 Costume-Within-A-Costumes for Halloween Inspired by Your Fave Female TV Characters
Costume advice from someone who takes Halloween costumes way too seriously!
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Make A Halloween Thing: Salt Dough Ghosts
Who says Halloween can’t be adorable instead?
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When You’re Sick of Halloween Candy, Let’s Talk About Eating Pumpkins
Pumpkins, pumpkins everywhere and not a drop of pumpkin spice latte to drink. But waitaminut, you can make your own!