Results for: no fucks to give
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Ode to My Pack Sack: Marshmallows
The only Camping Wisdom I have acquired is that rocky riverbeds make terrible beds and chopping wood’s hard. Oh, and marshmallows need to be toasted and consumed in large quantities.
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Uncommon Pairings: What Wine You Should Drink Based on Your Star Sign
Geminis, at their best, are adaptable, playful, and great in group settings — like sparkling wines!
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One Queer Meathead’s Quest for the Perfect Energy Drink
I’m ranking them here based on whether or not they actually taste like the thing they’re supposed to be.
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My New Sunday Tradition Is an At-Home Affogato
Sundays are a time for rituals.
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Power Ranking Italian Christmas Cookies
Personally, I think it’s kind of f*cked up how decadent amaretti cookies are.
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Confessions Of A Stress Baker
Creaming together butter and sugar keeps me from picking at my cuticles until they bleed.
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Beers I Drank From Ages 14 to 20 That Made Me the ‘Man’ I Am Today
Every punk party — whether it was in Ft. Lauderdale or Lake Worth or North Miami — had the exact same drink options. Either you were drinking Mickey’s or you were doing shots of Jack Daniels.
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How to Meal Plan Without Hating Your Life and Your Self
Preparing a meal does not have to be an elaborate situation.
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7 Kitchen Gadgets For Lazy Cooks Who Crave Home Cooked Meals
I hate cooking, but I love to eat!
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It’s Time To Get Into Soft Cheeses (That Aren’t Brie)
So you want to spread some cheese on a cracker and want to get a little more flavorful than your standard brie. Here’s what to buy at the grocery store — including vegan/dairy-free options!
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Cereal Mascots, Ranked by Lesbianism
“Okay this Cheerios bee is a lesbian, but I’d be worried if any of my friends were dating them.”
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Happy Hour at Home: We Can Pickle That
Hot dilly beans! Pickle plates! Flirting with pickles!
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The Dyke Kitchen: Golden Chicken Korma Pot Pies
It’s not like traditional chicken pot pie filing is knocking anyone’s socks off, so Sarah and I decided to try out chicken korma pot pies with a turmeric crust. She gave them her highest food rating — “f*cked up” — so I’m sharing the recipe with you.
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A Definitive Ranking of Good & Gather Snacks at Target According to Me, a Bitch for Target
Here is a definitive ranking of Good and Gather, because I am an expert.
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The Dyke Kitchen: Dishes inspired by Chani Nicholas, Tracy Chapman & Bette Porter
The concept for today’s cooking adventures: making dishes inspired by three iconic lesbians who influenced us, and who we’d also want to invite to a dinner party to experience them experiencing our food — yes, very gay.
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10 Simple Kitchen Items I Invested in Now That I Have to Cook Three Meals a Day
I’m not trying to work up a sweat here, I’m trying to eat a fucking potato.
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Lez Try It: Poached Eggs and Martinis á la “Carol”
Good lord, this meal is for rich people. Every component of the dish is velvety and smooth; there is no texture, no croutons of hardship, no chili flakes of poverty.
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70 Trader Joe’s Frozen Foods Ranked by a Seasonally Depressed Person
The sun might leave us for 3-6 months out of the year, but my microwave never will.
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For Your Consideration: Eating Seafood With Your Hands
Over the past four years, I fell in love, traveled many places, had my heart broken, unraveled. I also ate a lot of seafood platters. Here are some of them.
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21 Boxed Wines, Ranked by Value By Day-Drunk Queers At Gay Summer Camp
I’ve combined the data from multiple Box Wine tastings over the past few years including new info from this year’s tasting and come up with a very definitive ranking to where you should invest your Box Wine Budget.