Let’s do it, queers. Let’s embrace our seasonal chaotic energy and manifest it into long-term, healthy decisions!

It all started with a simple premise, a curiosity really.

“I’m still not sure how any of it happens.”

“Do you have color-changing LED light bulbs and/or light strips?”

I’m An Entertainer shows Wanda Sykes doing what she does best: making you crack up one minute and making you think the next.

There is no television character that gives me greater joy than the mean mom. I could blame it on many things: mommy issues, the fact that I started watching CBS primetime dramas when I was like nine, general homosexual unwellness — the list goes on.

3. My bank account

I also solve the urgent mystery of what happened to Lip Smacker Dr. Pepper.

“Audiences need more trans comics. There certainly are a handful of well-known trans comics, but we need more.”

As a lesbian, there’s nothing I love more than camping. It’s the only time you’re allowed to eat a plain hot dog on a stick!

This one is for people who are single, live and work alone. What are people like us doing during this pandemic time? I have the solution for you. Simulate sex by solely listening to Janet Jackson’s hottest hits.

Lex Smithers, Brittani Nichols, El Sanchez, Gaby Dunn and I all talk about Hannah Gadsby’s new Netflix special, “Nanette.”

“I can’t pay my rent with being a vampire, Rachel… can I?”

These comedians’ answers will surprise you, and you definitely can’t find any of this stuff on Google.

The only “X” you need in your life is Xanax-rec!

A cautionary tale.

“I’m going to carry on doing what I love and I’m going to enjoy every minute of it… being trans does not mean that you need to give up on your life, or your friends, or your family, or your career or your achievements.”

You might be saying, “Brittani! Why is that fun?” And to that I say, I am a gender non-conforming black lesbian. If I couldn’t find fun in being the underdog, I wouldn’t be able to get out of bed in the morning.

“Oh! Kevin Spacey’s character is named Mike Huckabee. Oh, shit! And he’s running for President of the United States of America on a platform of Traditional Marriage! Polygamy and rape in the White House, then, I guess. This should be on HBO.”

Sisters, won’t you step into the light with us?