Results for: no fucks to give
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Queer Mom Chronicles: Christmas With a Tween
My mother warned me that it goes by fast, but f*ck. The constant back and forth of being the mom of a tween is breaking my heart.
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Power Ranking Italian Christmas Cookies
Personally, I think it’s kind of f*cked up how decadent amaretti cookies are.
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The Gay Nightmare Before Christmas: A Holiday Fanfic of Disturbing Lesbian Movies
Consider this your break from happy endings and an opportunity for some gay yuletide catharsis.
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Classic Christmas Songs, Ranked by Lesbianism
The lyric “someday soon, we all will be together, if the fates allow” is very Sappho if you know what I mean. I’ll take any opportunity to find the dyke root in any piece of media, so why not rank some holiday classics by how much lesbian energy they exude?
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Give Money to a Mutual Aid Fund Instead of Giving Gifts This Holigay Season
Here are 16 mutual aid funds that we’re supporting this holiday season. Tell us about the ones that are closest to your heart, too!
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Holigay Gift Guide: Sexy Gifts Based on Quarantine Style
It’s time to normalize giving sex toys as gifts, and not just to partners. Everyone’s stuck at home anyway!
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Holigay Gift Guide: Seasonal Sex Toys That Are Both Naughty and Nice
Whether it’s an affordable treat, something sexy for you and yours to share in bed, or a luxury investment in your pleasure to reward yourself for making it through this year, add one more stop to your shopping this season and you and your activity partners will be thanking you for it all year long.
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The 12 Queer Sex Positions Of Christmas
Try these positions to add some spice (ooh, is that nutmeg?) to your sex life this December.
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Holigay Gift Guide: Some Cheer For Your Sad Friends
You might not be able to cure your buddy’s sadness, but you can definitely bring some holiday cheer into heart this season.
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Tips on Staying Sober Through The Holidays
Staying sober through the holidays can be anxiety inducing even for the best of us. Here are some tips to get through the big three!
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Holigay Gift Guide: What Do You Get the Sex Enthusiast Who Has Everything?
So, what do you get the person that already seems to own everything? Something weird, my pals!
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Holigay Gift Guide: For the Overworked & Underpaid
Long days and even longer nights just trying to make ends meet? We can’t change everything but taking care of the mind, body and soul (very original) can hopefully make it a little easier. Check out these gifts to do just that!
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Holigay Gift Guide: Fancy Wedding Gifts, but for Your Single Friend for the Holidays Instead
How unfair is it that everyone who gets married and has a wedding shower gets a lot of nice fancy home goods (including a KitchenAid!!!) and I, a boss bitch forever single kitchen witch Capricorn femme queen, do not??
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16 Gay Holiday TV Episodes You Can Stream Right Now!
13 Christmas and three Thanksgiving episodes full of lesbians in matching two-piece pajamas, bisexuals in endearing sweaters, and a trans woman dressed up as a literal Holigay Angel.
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Holigay Gift Guide: What to Give Your Gal Pal No Matter How Long You’ve Been Together
Two weeks? Seven months? Twelve years? However long you’ve been together, we’ve got your gifting covered.
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Holigay Gift Guide: Trusting Gender Traitors Is Never Dangerous
Take your gender treachery to the next level with these gifts for watching, reading, playing, and giving.
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No Tree, No Problem: Bring Holiday Cheer To Your Treeless Pad
No tree? Me neither! Here’s some ideas to inject sparkle and holiday spirit into your living quarters anyway!
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Holigay Gift Guide: Artsy and Handcrafted Items Made by Women and Queer People
These are all gifts made by women and queer people, each one personally hand-crafted or designed, that you can gift to the discerning artist types in your life.
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Holigay Gift Guide: New Year, New You!
Two Things: First, I want nothing more than for you and your loved ones to start off 2018 being your best selves. Second, I checked this list. I checked it twice. Everything on it can still be delivered by December 25th (in case you are as much of a procrastinator as I am. No judgement! 2017 was hard, after all.)
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Autostraddle’s Ultimate Team Holigay Gift Guide 2017: Everything We Want Besides World Peace and Impeachment
Find out what the entire Autostraddle Team wants for the holigays, and nab a couple of sweet gift ideas for you and your loved ones while you’re at it!