Your late 20s/early 30s are thought by many to mark your Saturn Return, when Saturn circles back around to the placement it was in when you were born, and generally fucks everything up. Here’s how that went for us!

Nothing stays the same forever, and that includes our bods; here’s the Autostraddle team talking about how they’ve noticed their bodies aging and what that’s like.

“I don’t really view those choices and connections as mistakes, because anything I did that I overall don’t regret isn’t really a mistake.”

Forgiveness may be an attribute of the strong, but we also have the memory of an elephant.

“Amazingly, neither the training bra nor my actual boobs magically solved my very typical and very sad self-image issues.”

“I never went into it planning to be a monster, and I think that actually always made it worse.”

“Life is hard enough, let me have this.”

Finders keepers…

Sex: it’s complicated! Some people like some things and other people like other things and some people love things other people do not like at all!

Here’s all the good, bad and the ugly about our first time viewing porn. Remember VHS tapes? Were we ever so young?

Unpacking internalized homophobia (and lesbophobia, and biphobia, and transphobia, and misogyny, and MORE) is hard, but for you we did our best!

“I’m a Scorpio, this is kind of what we… do.”

There was a time before time, in the yawning abyss of darkness and starfire that is the infinite and ever-expanding universe — a time before any of us had had lesbian sex. Most of us thought about it, though, or tried to imagine how it would work! We were not always correct.