27 More Pictures Of Lesbian Sex According To Stock Photography

It’s been over a year since we first opened up and gave you a peek into the wonderful world of lesbian sex according to stock photography and nearly a year since Carolyn blessed you with lesbian kink according to stock photography! My how time has flown. For the uninitiated: stock photography is an underrated art form in which professionals create rights-free images suitable for usage by a variety of magazine and online publications. We have an account with Shutterstock, who we love, and they offer us literally thousands of queer-themed pictures for our work. Most of it is pretty excellent.

Some of it is downright bizarre — especially the stuff we found from searching for pictures of “lesbian sex”! Girls braiding their hair into another girls’ hair, girls grabbing each other’s butts, girls fidgeting with each other’s bra straps, photos suspiciously tagged with both “lesbians” and “twins,” girls in blindfolds, girls with facepaint, girls jamming their teeth into each other’s jaws, girls wrapped in ribbon! So many lesbian sex acts you didn’t even know existed! So many white girls! SO MANY WHITE GIRLS.

27 More Pictures of Lesbian Sexuality According To Stock Photogaphy

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WE WANNA TOUCH YOUR BOOBS

WE WANNA TOUCH YOUR BOOBS

2.

Now just let me know if I'm applying too much pressure, okay?

Now just let me know if I’m applying too much pressure, okay?

3.

I let you keep the cat, the least you can do is give me my coat back

Look bitch, I let you keep the cat, the least you can do is give me my coat back

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4.

Shit I think I just broke my spinal cord

Sweetie I think I just pulled my back out

5.

Deflowering, party of two

Lisbeth and Jessica were ready for their deflowering but Lisebeth couldn’t help but notice that Jessica’s bloom was just a little bit fuller

6.

Hey babe my clit is over here

Hey babe my clit is over here

7.

Finally, my dream of nonstop cunnilingus can be fully realized

Hey babe my clit is back here

8.

HEY! I just met you, and this is CRAZY, but here's my number —

HEY! I just met you, and this is CRAZY, but here’s my number —

9.

I think I might be having an allergic reaction to your scented lotion

Are either of you wearing something lavender-scented because I think I’m having an allergic reaction?

10.

Oh hey babe I think you got some of that cake on your face

Oh hey babe I think you got some of that cake on your face

11.

Donna was finally in Gertrude's bed and she could hardly believe it!

Donna was finally in Gertrude’s bed having lesbian sex with her hair and she could hardly believe it!

12.

Nobody gets between me and my sexy pants

Nobody gets between me and my sexy pants

13.

Are you sure you washed this? It kinda smells like Chicken Parm.

Are you sure you washed this? It kinda smells like Chicken Parm.

14.

Olga if you don't stand still I'm gonna smudge all over your face!

Mhm that’s right, smell the lipstick, smell the lesbian, now smell the lipstick lesbian

15.

Wanna hear about one thing my vagina and this desert have in common

Wanna hear about one thing my vagina and this desert have in common

16.

Well, this has been an interesting turn of events

Ugh, Beatrice, you can’t stay under the desk all day! I have work to do!

17.

How's this? Do we look like we're having lesbian sex now?

How’s this? Do we look like we’re having lesbian sex now?

18.

GIVE. ME. BACK. MY. GRANNY. SMITH. APPLE. YOU. MONSTER.

GIVE. ME. BACK. MY. GRANNY. SMITH. APPLE. YOU. MONSTER.

19.

Why anything??!

Why anything??!

20.

Ugh seriously do we HAVE to listen to Portishead EVERY time we have sex?

Ugh Stacey seriously do we HAVE to listen to Sylvan Esso EVERY time we have sex?

21.

Don't mind the fog machine, it goes off automatically every time I get off

Don’t mind the fog machine, it goes off automatically every time I orgasm

22.

WE LOVE FEATHER BOASSSSS!!!!!!!

WE LOVE FEATHER BOASSSSS!!!!!!!

23.

Melanie was certain this was the best way to get pregnant, but Effie wasn't so sure

Melanie was certain this was the best way to get pregnant, but Effie wasn’t so sure

24.

What? Everybody has four arms these days, it's totally normal!

What? Everybody has four arms these days, it’s totally normal!

25.

Ladies, get a move on, this mini-van isn't gonna drive itself

Ladies, get a move on, this mini-van isn’t gonna drive itself

26.

Excuse me, our love does not exist for the benefit of the male gaze

Excuse me, our love does not exist for the benefit of the male gaze.

27.

We forgot to do laundry and now we're all out of pants — and underwear!

We forgot to do laundry and now we’re all out of pants — and underwear!

28.

Fine you can eat my jaw but only if I get to pick what we watch on Netflix tonight

Fine you can eat my jaw but only if I get to pick what we watch on Netflix tonight


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Riese is the 37-year-old CEO, CFO and Editor-in-Chief of Autostraddle.com as well as an award-winning writer, blogger, fictionist, copywriter, video-maker, low-key Jewish power lesbian and aspiring cyber-performance artist who grew up in Michigan, lost her mind in New York and then headed West. Her work has appeared in nine books including "The Bigger the Better The Tighter The Sweater: 21 Funny Women on Beauty, Body Image & Other Hazards Of Being Female," magazines including Marie Claire and Curve, and all over the web including Nylon, Queerty, Nerve, Bitch, Emily Books and Jezebel. She had a very popular personal blog once upon a time, and then she recapped The L Word, and then she had the idea to make this place, and now here we all are! In 2016, she was nominated for a GLAAD Award for Outstanding Digital Journalism. Follow her on twitter and instagram.

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58 Comments

  1. “How long do I have to balance this hat on my strap on? Can’t we just get a hat rack like other people?”

    “I don’t know, at least as long as you force us to use barrels as coffee tables. I mean – look at it! LOOK AT IT! I can barely hold myself up on it and our hands always smell like whiskey.”

    “That’s the only thing our hands are going to smell like with that attitude.”

  2. # 2 is TERRIFYING and the blazer in #3 is just downright too large for both of those folks. all of these are just wonderful though. stock photography is such an art form.

    caption: are you sure my nipple looks fine??

  3. Number 11: I mean, don’t we braid and style each other’s hair before we get down. Isn’t that why there’s scissors involved? Oh, hmm…my mistake.

    “Whiskey dick? Never heard of it.”

  4. Now, I’ve never had sex, but I’m fairly sure none of those are it. I could be wrong, though. Lack of experience and all that. Have to agree with #18, though, Granny Smith apples are the best!

  5. #8: Hey! I just met you, but your bow is so crooked it’s crazy, you need to practice while looking in the mirror.

    … I’m a violin teacher ok, that picture hurts my eyes.

    But then again, so do most of them. What are you doing whyyyyyy

  6. Up through high school, my only exposure to lesbians was watching Friends (the episode with Ross’s ex-wife) and listening to the one TATU song from 2002. I feel like these stock photos would make about as much sense to me if I saw them back then.

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