I am, of course, familiar with the song “Kitty Kat.” It was released in 2006 with the rest of B’Day, and is okay, but really at that point in the album you’re just sort of waiting for “Upgrade U.” At least that was what I thought until I saw the video about six minutes ago.
How could I possibly have been prepared for any of this?
Which is the greater fashion idol, sexy jungle cat Beyoncé or her enormous cat ally? Is the cat’s collar actually a chunky belt? If this video were longer than 57 seconds, would I actually physically die? I have a lot of questions.