Do you like food? Do you like cursing? So do I! And so does this web designer, and he's telling you where to fucking eat your fucking dinner, in the proud tradition of the internet helping you to make food decisions with bad language. Fuck.
Head to Where the Fuck Should I Go To Eat? and type your address in. And then you'll fucking get a fucking suggestion for where to eat. There's also an equivalent for getting fucking drunk. It's worth noting that this web application is so good, it got in my fucking head and recommended my favorite diner the first time I ever touched it.
And if you're fucking poor like me and you need to cook your fucking dinner, you can ask the interwebs What the Fuck Should I Make For Dinner, as we discovered a few years ago. And guess what, if you don't fucking eat meat (like me!), you can still totally use this! And you can get recommendations for fucking delicious goat cheese tartlets which I am going to make as soon as I obtain a fucking tart pan. Sadly, there doesn't seem to be an option for vegans. But I know you all can work your vegan magic and fucking make it vegan. FUCK YEAH NUTRITIONAL YEAST!
Enjoy the fucking food. You're welcome.