Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show & Sex Tapes For Everyone, it’s NSFW Sunday!

VICTORIA’S SECRET FASHION SHOW: The Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show filmed November 19th and will air December 1st. In the meantime we can only guess the plot by looking at the pictures of the hot ladies in their skivvies. This annual crucial entertainment and fashion extravaganza is the only event America’s Next Top Model legitimately prepares its contestants for. Let’s take a look:

SEX TAPES: On the threesome sex tape involving Miss Trinidad and Tobago 2008 (Anya Ayoung-Chee), her boyfriend/videographer Wyatt Gallery, and another woman originally thought to be Miss Japan 2008 (Hiroko Mima), The Daily Loaf asks: “Why do sex tapes of former beauty queens continue to hit the news? Do pageant winners have a fetish for being photographed and videotaped? Or, do fading celebrities make sex tapes at the same frequency as the rest of us–it’s just that audiences actually want to see these professionally beautiful people performing sex acts?” (@dailyloaf)

Also, Pamela Anderson has told her children about her sex tape and in other familial sex tape news and Carrie Prejan’s brother says he’d probably watch her sex tape, which she said was the biggest mistake of her life and then they found seven more sex tapes. Dave Navarro enjoys Carmen Electra’s sex video.

FEMALE VIAGRA: Isn’t it funny that a failed anti-depressant is now potentially the new Female Viagra? (@web md)

WHERE TO DO IT: “30 Places to Have Sex Before You’re 30.” For many/most of you it’s too late, so we’ll change it to “300” so we can all participate.  I have 15 more to go but “the zoo” is weird. Also I feel like “golf course as night” is stuff white straight people like. (@thefrisky)

GOSSIP GIRL: Leighton Meester does GQ:

Leighton Meester in GQ Decemeber 2009

Leighton Meester in GQ Decemeber 2009

PHOTOS: Cute Photoset Alert: She Asked – Photography by Tommaso Nervegna. (@behance network)

BABELAND: Babeland was on our Sweet cruise last week and they liked it: I know how hard it is being a parent and keeping that sexual spark burning bright. My recommendation? Sex vacation. Seriously, park the kids, pack all your sex toys and get outta town. (@babeland blog)

JIZ LEE: Queer porn star Jiz Lee: “I’ve pissed on lovers before, but had never done it for the camera. I’ve ejaculated when there was also pee in my bladder, but never just straight out urinated. Intrigued, I agreed.” (@jizlee)

VAMPIRE SEX: Presentations of Violence and Gender in Twilight: It’s deeply disturbing to me that the stalking, the death threats, and the constant mentioning of Bella as food is somehow supposed to be romantic. I suppose this is just another product of our rape culture, where we inextricably link sex and violence, and the threat of violence is somehow supposed to be endearing.(@sexgenderbody)

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SEX TOYS: Best Sex Toys: Lubes for All (@aag)

MARILYN: For Real? Unpublished Marilyn Monroe Nudie Pics? We have our doubts about these supposedly unused “Playboy Pics,” but let’s just pretend it really is her. It’s refreshing to see Marilyn look a little more Norma Jeane, but still be naked. (@fleshbot)

SEX WORKERS: When Sex Workers Get Outed: Blogger Belle De Jour‘s coming-out press parade has been an ugly glimpse into how the public responds to well-educated sex workers who act with apparent awareness and agency. (@carnal nation)

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  2. i love it when its the victoria’s secret fashion show time of year. sad there’s no adriana lima this year though.

  3. “golf course at night” just makes me think of that simpsons episode where homer and marge do it on the golf course and then in the morning somehow they end up naked in front of a baseball game.

  4. Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show! I cannot wait. This will be my 4th annual VS Fashion Show Watch Party. I usually make a host of female themed goodies (boob cupcakes), so if anyone has any ideas on that, let me know. This is the best thing about December.

  5. Number 19 of the 30 Places to Have Sex Before 30 article says “On a bear skin rug (bonus: in front of a roaring fire).” It should say “On a bear skin rug (bonus: if it’s on fire and being worn by Lady Gaga).

    Also, in your parents’ bed is creepy like whoa.

    • yeah i think “in your parents’ bed” is something that happens circumstantially, but isn’t something you should necessarily aim for?

  6. Is “female viagra” really the word for that? I mean, man-Viagra doesn’t really affect actual sexual desire, I don’t think, just boners. And as far as physical arousal, women can just take regular Viagra and it does the same thing for them. I am skeptical. the end.

  7. The only thing I like about Victoria’s Secret is the little air-filled sacs that came with certain bras. You can leave them in or leave them out of the little pockets on either side. An excellent resource for us Uneven Girls. Well, I’m sure the new collection will inspire me …

  8. I want to experience my first threesome but I want something special. I heard of this great exotic vacation resort called charlisangels escort resort in the Caribbean. Does anyone have any details?

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