TV: UNICORN PLAN-IT Season One Premiere Starts Now!

Posted byriese

on August 1, 2011

Ashley Reed, Sarah Croce & Haviland Stillwell

This is a big deal. This show you're about to watch, UNICORN PLAN-IT, is a big deal. It's a big deal 'cause it's Autostraddle's first ever original narrative series. But it's also a big deal because this all-lady all-lez program isn't like anything else out there AND, like our other Autio/Video Series, Julie & Brandy in Your Box Office, it both takes you seriously and is really f*cking funny. UNICORN PLAN-IT knows you can handle a little edge, moderate levels of intelligence and and lots of adult language.

UNICORN PLAN-IT is a tight little comedy best described as Modern Family meets Kell on Earth meets "a bunch of hot lesbians in West Hollywood." Has anyone made a show about that last one?

Three co-workers, one crazy boss and one enlightened fairy-tale-haired spiritual healer face the slings and arrows of everyday life as event planners and ladykillers and homosexuals.

"We refer to everyone as Unicorns, because gay people love them, because they are magical and lovely, and also, they are really just lesbian horses. Obvs. Holler. UNICORN PLAN-IT...Get horny."

Most importantly this show is written, directed, produced and edited by Real Lesbian Females who want to make you laugh, make you proud of who you are and generally make your life better in every way. Who are these real lesbian females? Haviland Stillwell (TV/Broadway actress, recording artist, vlogstar, voice of Yasmin in THE BRATZ!), Sarah Croce (Actress, Miss April, Girl Talk, Fake-Whitney) and Ashley Reed (writer, upcoming film HART'S LOCATION, once recorded a song for you). This episode also features comedian Sherri D. Sutton and actors Catherine Wadkins and Amir Levi.

Are you ready to make history? The ladies have sacrificed two entire episodes for you today. LIVE AND LEARN (how to be fantastic)!

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UNICORN PLAN-IT

Edited by Sarah Croce & Lauren Aadland"

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88 responses to “TV: UNICORN PLAN-IT Season One Premiere Starts Now!”

allie (member)
August 1, 2011 at 9:20 pm Permalink Reply Report user

zomg i havent watched this yet but UNICORNS

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cynthia (member)
August 1, 2011 at 9:22 pm Permalink Reply Report user

This is going to start a whole new era of one-liners you guys.

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1. Meer (member)
  August 2, 2011 at 10:47 am Permalink Reply Report user
  
  “I don’t have time to Facebook all day. Why didn’t you just tell my face?”
  
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Sophie
August 1, 2011 at 9:27 pm Permalink Reply

Gah love it already! Ashley Reed is my Idol so funny

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difficiledame (member)
August 1, 2011 at 9:29 pm Permalink Reply Report user

I’m taking that scissor bump thing to the streets.

Wow! 71
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  Vida (\"vee-dah\") (member)
  August 1, 2011 at 11:05 pm Permalink Reply Report user
  
  im with you. team effort.
  
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2. Emily (member)
  August 2, 2011 at 5:19 am Permalink Reply Report user
  
  love it, hilarious.
  
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3. Meer (member)
  August 2, 2011 at 10:48 am Permalink Reply Report user
  
  That’s what she said.
  
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Roxy2
August 1, 2011 at 9:29 pm Permalink Reply

ah this was great! i can’t pick a favorite but maybe either kesha or kashi.

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cynthia (member)
August 1, 2011 at 9:30 pm Permalink Reply Report user

Also – the sound the unicorn makes in between the sections (which is apparently called a “kooeigh”..who knew) reminds me of that bell/echo noise thing that is in Law & Order.

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novastar (member)
August 1, 2011 at 9:38 pm Permalink Reply Report user

Ahahaha pants and pumps.
This is awesome.

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1. difficiledame (member)
  August 1, 2011 at 9:40 pm Permalink Reply Report user
  
  I gayly respect tradition, the gender binary, and my mom.
  
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karmalaluna (member)
August 1, 2011 at 9:38 pm Permalink Reply Report user

I love it!

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cynthia (member)
August 1, 2011 at 9:41 pm Permalink Reply Report user

WHOLE. NEW. ERA.

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alwaysallison (member)
August 1, 2011 at 9:50 pm Permalink Reply Report user

nice touch with the grandma license plate..

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1. finfolk (member)
  August 1, 2011 at 10:21 pm Permalink Reply Report user
  
  It’s actually World’s Greatest Grandpa. Can’t say I wasn’t humored or that I don’t want one.
  
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jayne
August 1, 2011 at 9:57 pm Permalink Reply

haha i love the scissor bump!

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JB (member)
August 1, 2011 at 10:19 pm Permalink Reply Report user

YES. so excited to see what comes next.

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finfolk (member)
August 1, 2011 at 10:21 pm Permalink Reply Report user

That was great! I cannot wait for another episode.

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Jactance (member)
August 1, 2011 at 10:47 pm Permalink Reply Report user

Aha! I spotted Twilight books in the office at approx. 3:56 of episode 1.

Yeah, so I’m a bad lesbian for not being completely consumed by Haviland Stillwell in nothing but a towel.

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1. cynthia (member)
  August 1, 2011 at 10:50 pm Permalink Reply Report user
  
  Actually on a site like AS that probably makes you, like, a level 12 mage lesbian. Oh wait, maybe that’s just for Harry Potter…hm.
  
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Rinnie (member)
August 1, 2011 at 10:56 pm Permalink Reply Report user

Ha ha, loving this!!

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jifener25 (member)
August 1, 2011 at 11:01 pm Permalink Reply Report user

sarah croce is so freakin hot.

at first i was mainly gonna watch this show for her, but i’m diggin it. and also any opportunity to watch her do push ups and tell me that she tastes delicious.

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1. Paper0Flowers (member)
  August 2, 2011 at 3:47 pm Permalink Reply Report user
  
  I am also down for gratuitous shots of her beautiful blue eyes. Like, all of the shots should be of her eyes.
  
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kd15 (member)
August 1, 2011 at 11:12 pm Permalink Reply Report user

That was awesome, the scissor bump needs to become a thing

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Alice (member)
August 1, 2011 at 11:15 pm Permalink Reply Report user

OK so obvs this was hilarious, but the music is so awesome! Ash you are GENIUS!

Also, Unicorn Plan-it t-shirts? The design is too badass not to!

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1. Sophie T (member)
  August 1, 2011 at 11:41 pm Permalink Reply Report user
  
  yes please tshirts!
  
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2. jifener25 (member)
  August 2, 2011 at 12:15 am Permalink Reply Report user
  
  i will buy the fuck out of anything with that damn logo
  
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3. Dina (member)
  August 2, 2011 at 2:02 am Permalink Reply Report user
  
  Unicorn Plan-it t-shirts = do want
  
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4. Emma (member)
  August 2, 2011 at 5:45 am Permalink Reply Report user
  
  yes t-shirts please please!
  
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5. Deardelilah (member)
  August 2, 2011 at 9:06 am Permalink Reply Report user
  
  t-shirtssssss
  
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Paper (member)
August 1, 2011 at 11:47 pm Permalink Reply Report user

Incredible and awesome and just OMG I’M EXCITED.

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Carmen SanDiego (member)
August 1, 2011 at 11:51 pm Permalink Reply Report user

love it

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Robert
August 1, 2011 at 11:59 pm Permalink Reply

I’m loving the series so far. Keep it up.

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Carmen SanDiego (member)
August 2, 2011 at 12:21 am Permalink Reply Report user

also also also ashley reed has the coolest looking skyline tattoo i’ve ever seen

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1. Raksha (member)
  August 2, 2011 at 12:31 am Permalink Reply Report user
  
  I know! I’m totally mesmerized by it.
  
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softly (member)
August 2, 2011 at 12:32 am Permalink Reply Report user

I’m so excited for this show! now I want unicorn plan it stuff! unicorn plan it hats and stickers

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Raksha (member)
August 2, 2011 at 12:38 am Permalink Reply Report user

This is so fun! I’m so happy we got two episodes at once

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Outoftehshower
August 2, 2011 at 1:27 am Permalink Reply

You guys! This is so awesome! *-*

I only got to watch the first one, and it’s an afterthought but I’m saving the next one for tomorrow, to energize mehhhh

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luc (member)
August 2, 2011 at 2:03 am Permalink Reply Report user

That was awesome. MORE!

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NV (member)
August 2, 2011 at 3:35 am Permalink Reply Report user

Episode 3 please! Love it!

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Lynne (member)
August 2, 2011 at 4:07 am Permalink Reply Report user

moar plz. *scissor bump*

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Lesh
August 2, 2011 at 5:11 am Permalink Reply

HAHAHAHA! that scissor bump had me in stitches! Taking that baby to the streets of Cape Town!

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terracottatoes (member)
August 2, 2011 at 5:47 am Permalink Reply Report user

BAHAHA KASHI

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Emma (member)
August 2, 2011 at 5:49 am Permalink Reply Report user

I think this was the best webseries I’ve seen, it was hilarious and the production values were so high, and the actresses and actor were excellent!
Brilliant guys keep it up!

sidenote: I thought the girl sitting at the computer in the coffee shop scene was Julie Goldman and I was so excited but then it wasn’t her

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however (member)
August 2, 2011 at 5:53 am Permalink Reply Report user

fun fun fun

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wallow (member)
August 2, 2011 at 6:05 am Permalink Reply Report user

Awesome!!

Also, I’m pretty sure I saw Haviland on the news this morning singing as part of the cast of For the Record: Coen Brothers. I love it when pieces of Autostraddle make their way into my real life.

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1. MB
  August 3, 2011 at 8:25 am Permalink Reply
  
  TV news = more real life than autostraddle?
  Also I like U Plan-It.
  
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  1. wallow (member)
    August 3, 2011 at 10:19 am Permalink Reply Report user
    
    LOL. I just like finding Autostraddle in places that I’m not looking for it.
    
    Like, I was just watching the regular ol’ news and then all of a sudden there’s Haviland singing and dancing and I was like, “Hey! I know who that is!”
    
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kj addison (member)
August 2, 2011 at 7:09 am Permalink Reply Report user

“I am serious about the cut-down on chatter, you clams.” Totes made my morning.

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Laneia (member)
August 2, 2011 at 8:18 am Permalink Reply

i can’t even talk about how great this webseries is.

also:
RODEO DISCO COASTER

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nakedfemme
August 2, 2011 at 8:44 am Permalink Reply

Popcorn twat?!? I so wish I worked at that office…

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Ashley (member)
August 2, 2011 at 8:50 am Permalink Reply Report user

This is probably the best webseries I’ve seen. The production value is way higher than any other lesbian series on the interwebs. MOAR.

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Grace_B (member)
August 2, 2011 at 9:23 am Permalink Reply Report user

BAHA! Also, did anyone else catch that the butch at the coffee shop was on Autostraddle?

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1. Paper0Flowers (member)
  August 2, 2011 at 3:49 pm Permalink Reply Report user
  
  Did you catch the “This message brought to you by Autostraddle” just before?
  
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  1. Paper0Flowers (member)
    August 2, 2011 at 3:55 pm Permalink Reply Report user
    
    Wow, that sounds bitchier than I meant it lol I’m pointing out all the additional AS promo in the episode.
    
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Dani (member)
August 2, 2011 at 9:35 am Permalink Reply Report user

I don’t have time to Facebook all day. Why didn’t you just tell my face?

bwahaha. moar please.

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fjkds
August 2, 2011 at 9:50 am Permalink Reply

Having the same salt and pepper shakers makes me feel a little closer to all of them.

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BioGal (member)
August 2, 2011 at 10:10 am Permalink Reply Report user

I am SO happy this series has come into my world! I wish I could bake peanut & Nutella cookies for everyone involved in it. You deserve extra-special baking! It was THAT good!

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1. KP (member)
  August 2, 2011 at 10:50 am Permalink Reply Report user
  
  I can promise you, Lauren and I would eat them while editing. Love some Peanut butter and Nutella.
  
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  1. BioGal (member)
    August 2, 2011 at 11:59 am Permalink Reply Report user
    
    Great! Then you must persuade everyone to shoot & edit season 2 in Scotland! Unicorn Plan-It should organise a swanky event at a castle! With a loch!
    
    [N.B. The excess of exclamation marks indicates level of excitement and abundance of FEELINGS about all this!]
    
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Autostraddle’s New Lesbian Web Series, UNICORN PLAN-IT | Q Movie Blog
August 2, 2011 at 11:29 am Permalink

[...] Click thru now to watch the first episode! [...]

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Haviland
August 2, 2011 at 11:34 am Permalink Reply

Thanks everyone for watching and for your very funny comments!
And yes, KP and Lauren would love to be baked for! We are a tiny show with big dreams!

Also, t-shirts are on the backs of all the cast and crew now (you’ll see pics of the cut up version i did for ashley at the premiere party)…we are figuring out the merch and will make sure you all have a chance to be full on unicorns ASAP!

love & light!

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sydney (member)
August 2, 2011 at 11:59 am Permalink Reply Report user

Ok so, three things:

1) I totally didn’t realize that there were two episodes on the page until I had watched the first one. Imagine my surprise and happiness!

2) I’m very attracted to Sarah Croce…just saying

3) Perhaps they can invest in a rainbow farting unicorn from Red Dead Redemption: Undead Nightmare. I kid you not, one of the last mythical creatures you can find is a legit rainbow farting unicorn that’s surrounded by butterflies.

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Kels (member)
August 2, 2011 at 1:11 pm Permalink Reply Report user

In honor of the majestic nature of this new web series (similar to a unicorn), the spread of the ‘scissor bump’ which will totally be my new greeting, and my undying love for Sarah Croce, I am giving-you guessed it-another PayPal donation to Autostraddle. LUBYUGUYS

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1. Alyssa Jane (member)
  August 3, 2011 at 10:50 am Permalink Reply Report user
  
  I didn’t know what my life was missing before. Now, I know it was this show.
  
  How did you fit so much awesome into, like only twelve minutes?
  
  LOVE.
  
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Kim (member)
August 2, 2011 at 1:45 pm Permalink Reply Report user

This made my day!
Amazing.. you guys are awesome.
Also Sarah Croce.. I can’t even

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radiogirl (member)
August 2, 2011 at 1:47 pm Permalink Reply Report user

This is the best. Love all the AS stuff in the periphery of the scenes!
Can’t wait to unicorn it up with a t-shirt.

Excited for more episodes, this is awesome

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Sarah Croce (member)
August 2, 2011 at 1:57 pm Permalink Reply Report user

Thank you ALL for the love and support! Can’t wait to show you the rest of it…I promise, It gets better.

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Paper0Flowers (member)
August 2, 2011 at 3:53 pm Permalink Reply Report user

I love the unicorn boxes for the character titles (or whatever those are called – bottom-thirds?), and the IMs in the first episode. Those should be included all the timez.

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brandy wexon
August 2, 2011 at 4:48 pm Permalink Reply

Good God,the eyes on that girl with the dreads! She must be gettin laid all the time in weho!

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Chloe (member)
August 2, 2011 at 6:30 pm Permalink Reply Report user

Love it!

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dragon_snap
August 2, 2011 at 6:38 pm Permalink Reply

I would just like to say that I loved every minute of it (especially the scissor-bump and J’s ‘oh my G*d’ in the coffee shop).

And I am so excited for t-shirts!

And that I will be immediately recommending this to all my friends.

And I loved how (particularly after that debacle with the show that won’t be named) everyone got a lower third every time

And that the theme music is damn catchy, in a very good way.

Thank you so much Autostraddle and production team and acting/writing/directing folks and the peeps who donated on kickstarter!!!

<3 April Q.

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nkstr
August 2, 2011 at 10:17 pm Permalink Reply

So great!

There were a wealth of one-liners and other funny things (scissoring fist bump will be my new handshake). I like the classy AS artwork in the background too.

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Nico (member)
August 2, 2011 at 11:00 pm Permalink Reply Report user

LOVE THIS SO MUCH. Ashley is awesome, I love her so much. Kick-ass.

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pettiho
August 3, 2011 at 9:42 am Permalink Reply

lol. I’ll be watching this.

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cynthia (member)
August 4, 2011 at 2:56 am Permalink Reply Report user

For the record, ASphx meetup group scissor bumped like champs tonight at every queer chance possible (aka, every chance possible). We even considered saran wrapping the scissor bumpe for safety concerns.

#keepingthedreamalive

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1. cynthia (member)
  August 4, 2011 at 3:00 am Permalink Reply Report user
  
  *bumpe = arizonan for bump…we’re kinda cultured okay?
  
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UNICORN PLAN-IT | H A V I L A N D S T I L L W E L L
August 4, 2011 at 8:13 am Permalink

[...] series from creators Haviland Stillwell, Sarah Croce & Ashley Reed has hit the internet! Click HERE to watch Episodes 1 & [...]

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omission1234 (member)
August 4, 2011 at 12:49 pm Permalink Reply Report user

this is wicked!!

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Rachel (member)
August 5, 2011 at 4:03 pm Permalink Reply Report user

Is it bad that I’ve watched each episode at least, like, 5 times?

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1. cynthia (member)
  August 5, 2011 at 5:56 pm Permalink Reply Report user
  
  Honestly yeah – I’d say that is pretty bad. I mean, by this point you really should have watched each episode at least 10 times each.
  
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  1. Reed
    August 5, 2011 at 11:26 pm Permalink Reply
    
    10 times = 40 Quarters. S’bump.
    
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    1. cynthia (member)
      August 7, 2011 at 1:28 am Permalink Reply Report user
      
      S’bump sisters
      
      HEY OHHHH!
      
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Sherri
August 19, 2011 at 3:28 pm Permalink Reply

Just wanted to say what a dynamite team-Croce, Ashley and Haviland! I got to play ‘J the Boss Lady” and had such a blast with the entire cast and crew. I want to say a big thanks to all you “asshats and popcorn twats” that support the series.

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Kal
September 3, 2011 at 9:53 pm Permalink Reply

I love the little “fresh manicure” side J gives to the butch at the coffee shop. Within that phrase and nod is an entire conversation on femme girlfriends and the things you do for love.

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Gina (member)
September 7, 2011 at 8:48 pm Permalink Reply

Lovvvveeee it.. and Haviland is gorrrrgeous =)

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VAY
October 23, 2011 at 2:47 am Permalink Reply

Absolutely LOVED Unicorn Plan-it Episodes 1-4.
Frig’n hilarious; watched all 4 episodes in one sitting at 2am – it’s that good!
Excellent writing and acting, be proud gals, great job.
…going to find out how to donate to your show, I need
another laugh-out-loud fix from you. Being unemployed sucks,
but that’s how I found you (after surfing for jobs). Your art and talents make my sucky world better, plus I learned a new handshake. FUNNY STUFF even an old-school gal can appreciate. Never stop, you are all very gifted. Mobile OHmygawd ha ha ha.
VAY

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