If you search for “I think I have” in your gmail archives/inbox on gmail.com, you will find out what you and your friends/co-workers thought they had in 2010. What did you think you had in 2010? Please share in the comments.
Top Ten/23 Things We Thought We Had in 2010
1. I think I have had an ambien and vodka and no longer trust myself to send this movie — I MEAN EMAIL NOT MOVIE.
2. I think I have a fever. My brain’s a little broken and ranty.
3. I think I HAVE AN IDEA – let’s test out the idea of being not cynical in the recap? Like Obama said?
4. I think I have too many feelings to participate.
5. I think I have taken like four xanax, so even when I speak these words of frustration, I don’t really feel them, which is quite nice, and maybe tomorrow I will wonder why I thought it was ok to @-reply that girl 10 times.
6. I think I have self-destructive insomnia
7. I think I have just come to realize that my brain looks nothing like Whitney’s brain.
8. I think I have a point? I dunno. What I’m saying is: if she wants to do something, I want her to go ahead and effing DO it.
9. I think I might have herpes. Not joking.
10. I think I have enough. If I don’t I will just fix it. I will cry until I have it. Or something.
11. I think I have to draw the line at queer orgies though, I haven’t exactly discussed it with my partner.
12. I think i have this.
13. I think I have to close my eyes and lie down.
14. I think I have to go. I don’t have any money.
15. I think I have [a picture] of me getting out of an industrial sized dryer, which would be really funny and literally hot.
16. I think I have “Darkness” but I don’t want you to worry, I want you to have fun in LA.
17. I think I have taken like 2 mg of xanax that may or may not be from the internet.
18. I think I have to have something monogrammed for you and put it in a gift bag.
19. I think I have to unfollow Tavi on tumblr.
20. I think I have four articles that need to be edited. But I really feel like I need to sit in a dark quiet room for maybe days and not think of anything. I don’t think that’s something I can do, though.
21. I think I have concealer on the leg of my jeans? Something beige. And smudgy.
22. I think I have accidentally unlocked her crazy. I don’t know a way out of this.
23. I think I have questions, but I have to go look at castles now or something, so i’ll email you again later.