DON’T ASK DON’T TELL IS DEAD!!!
What, other things happened this week? Oh, yes they did! Here are ten fantasy novels that have gay people in it and
here are YA novels that don’t have gay characters in them. Here is a playlist for your bad day, and here is a kit to help you move to NYC/a big city.
Laneia helps you feed yourself your kids , and Deanne Smith is back to help you figure out if you’re on a date!
ASS Group of the Week:
Hey! Hi. Season 3 of Glee premiered this week. Did you watch it? Did you read the recap? Of course you did. Why aren’t you talking about it in the AutoGleeks group yet?! Rachel L made the group and wants you to share your feelings.
On NSFW Lesbosexy Sunday Is Thinking Ahead:
The Over-Easy Award to Evidux: “Anyone building any form of end of days shelter needs to have their money confiscated in exchange for an iron skillet which they can then proceed to beat themselves in the face with.”
On Flip People Off In All of the Ways:
The In Your Window Award to idotry: “These will come in handy (get it? Handy?)”
On Didja Hear the One About the Prolific Lesbian Burglars Thwarted by a Lion!!?:
The Leash Law Award to Roxy2: “is it out of the question that they decided to steal the lion?”
The This Is Why We Love You Guys Award to Andi, katiebug, kaythen, and bookbound:
On You Need Help: Requisite Crush on a Barista:
The Truth Award to Lora: “Ugh… this is why I’m trying to force myself to like coffee. I feel like I’m missing out on so much gay.”
On Women Today Are More Drunk Than Ever:
The Pick-Up Line Award to NewTexan, softly, Marika:
On Bachmann’s Anti-Gay Fervor Contributes to Mid-Campaign Crisis Thing:
The Sanitize Award to Cat N: “That packing plant should probably be thoroughly sanitized, and any meat she came into contact with should be destroyed. The last thing we need is a derpes outbreak.”
On How To Live With Kids: Food And Cooking:
The Self-Sufficiency Award to idotry, AG:
On 22 Reasons Why I’m Not A Hipster:
The How To Get The Ladies Award to Tswizzle, Jules:
I can now check this off my bucket-list.
(I have other more fascinating goals, I’m just broke.)
I’m broke too, but now we can both add “Made a lion pun on the internet this one time and got an award for it” to our resumes and secure fabulous well-paying jobs as a result! It’s the perfect plan.
I definitely have “Quoted Mean Girls on the internet many times and got an award for it once” on my resume. XD
I want to win an AWARD award.
Maybe if we keep agreeing on things it will get funny enough. Maybe that is an old joke.
“You’re a wanker, number nine!” This reminds me to get WANKER – 9 personalized soccer jersey from the Black Swan-themed soccer team called Portman-Kunis United.
portmankunisunited.com
Love the wanker #9 comment! Time to watch IMAY now…
JULIE I LOVE YOU
Marika!!!
I feel the love and send some back!
I’m with you Jazz, I think I need to watch this movie again.
Ahahahahahaha AG, genius.
It was a good one. I’ll give her that.
Thanks you all<3
Who knew a lame pick up line would get an award? Sweet.
it can’t be lame if you picked up so many hot chicks and an award.
plus everyone cool likes pickles. (but not the sweet kind, never the sweet kind)
I have a confession.I enjoy all kinds of pickles. I LIKE bread and butter pickles. I have some in my fridge right now.
I’ll never get another date again.
You disgust me.
(jk everyone is different and you are a beautiful and unique snowflake)
DILL AND DILL ALONE.
I wanna marry the nightttttttt
I Won’t give up on my lifeeeeee
Or maybe I’ll gaymarry Autostraddle
because now that us gays are getting our rights it’s only a matter of time before we’re allowed to marry awesome websites
and I do love Autostraddle.
I actually sang that in my head, and it works. In my head.
eeep. I don’t actually remember calling anyone a wanker. So thank heavens Jules was there to rescue that comment from the depths of drunken dickhead-ism.
Anytime.
i genuniely thought you were being witty using an insult an american hipster would use.
*drunk*
I love you.
test comment cuz i wanna see if this fancy html works, plz disregard
damnit, how about this? or this?
also sorry laura for spammin you