Greetings kittens and catfish! Have you had a good workout lately? Three of my friends are prepping to run the Boston marathon on Monday. I’m sitting on a heating pad, nearly immobile, because my back is still sore from playing catch in the park FIVE DAYS AGO. Lesson learned. Winter may be over(ish?) in the Northeast, but spring weather activities can be equally demoralizing. Also, stretching is important.
This week Sarah told us how to party in London and Brittani managed to return from Dinah Shore with both her girlfriend and her dignity! Lizz had feelings about this week’s gun violence-themed Glee episode and also taught us how to dress like Betty McRae in Bomb Girls because she’s multi-tasker like that. Riese shipped the stars of 23 Vintage Young Adult Novel Covers and Carmen interviewed the Coquette (which despite reports, didn’t have us shaking in our underwear). And ohmygay, France got marriage equality, Kaki King made us a playlist and we learned about 51 amazing transwomen on this year’s Trans 100 list.
The Coming Soon To Etsy Award to Petra:
The Only $20 In My Pocket Award to Erin:
The ¸.·´ .·´.·*coMMenT @waRd*`·.`·.`·.¸ to Meghan:
The ƈƟɱɱϵПד ₳ῳẩᴦǷ to Cassandra:
The *^.^* wAke me Up insIde *^.^* Award to Marika: “(yes, I was on an Evanescence message board, no, I am not ashamed)”
The It’s Never To Late To Process Award to AnnaY:
The Best Monologue Award to fynnie:
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