Comments on: The Comment Awards Are Ordering Bananas Foster

By: Chloe

Chloe — Mon, 21 Jan 2013 07:11:52 +0000

When I told him about the Cutest Bestie award, said bestie commented: “The moment you attach yourself to me, you win something.”
How exciting!

By: Chloe

Chloe — Mon, 21 Jan 2013 05:37:07 +0000

Surely we will continue to say Evan Rachel Wood Bisexual on this website much longer than any other website will say Evan Rachel Wood Bisexual, as it’s OUR THING.

By: Megan

Megan — Mon, 21 Jan 2013 03:02:15 +0000

It was truly suspenseful. Now, whenever someone comes out to a large room of people, I’m calling it “Pulling a Jodie Foster”

THANKS GUYS. THIS MADE MY DAY.

By: Trombonist

Trombonist — Sun, 20 Jan 2013 01:20:57 +0000

Wow, thanks Autostraddle! *dances*

And Lizz nobody will ever be funnier than you.

By: Effi

Effi — Sat, 19 Jan 2013 16:20:41 +0000

If you type it into some uk search sites it comes up either fourth of fifth in the results and once even 1st place. Weird since it’s American but then the UK love it so much that they’re clicking on your from Glasgow to Cardiff to London. Bit stalkerish the Uk sometimes.

By: Ambra Tieszen

Ambra Tieszen — Sat, 19 Jan 2013 16:06:44 +0000

Bottom of the first page when I searched it! Movin on up in the world.

By: Elinor

Elinor — Sat, 19 Jan 2013 12:07:34 +0000

hah, here autostraddle is the fourth result.

By: riese

riese — Sat, 19 Jan 2013 07:24:56 +0000

yes, we put it in a headline and I joked about it in the opening paragraph and then it became a joke in the comments and is now a big joke/SEO ploy. here’s the thing though: WE’RE STILL NOT ON THE FRONT PAGE OF GOOGLE RESULTS FOR EVAN RACHEL WOOD BISEXUAL. there’s nobody else on the internet who says Evan Rachel Wood bisexual more than this website says Evan Rachel Wood Bisexual. We’re at the very top of page two. I think we could take this one in 2013.

By: AnnieD

AnnieD — Sat, 19 Jan 2013 02:10:55 +0000

If so, autostraddle was acting as a massive hive mind. I’m pretty sure there was an article titled that, but the joke started in the comments.

By: Houdini

Houdini — Fri, 18 Jan 2013 23:34:52 +0000

Oh my, I won something. Can I add this to my resume?

By: Kelly

Kelly — Fri, 18 Jan 2013 23:21:20 +0000

WAIT. Did you guys coin “Evan Rachel Wood Bisexual” as a SEO ploy? My life has been shattered (not really), I always thought it was just a funny joke…