The Comment Awards Are Ordering Bananas Foster

Between Autostraddle’s GLAAD nominationJodie Foster finally coming out and the premiere of Tegan and Sara’s new song, it’s been a big week in lesboland, hasn’t it? This also marks the week I started watching Pretty Little Liars and decided my future may involve living in a pillow fort + furiously writing Emily-centric fanfiction… but I digress.

We made Magnolia’s famously delicious banana puddingadded Madison to our queer travel list and talked about flogging. Fonseca spoke about the slower pace of the south, Julia talked to queer theater staple Maggie Keenen-Bolger and Morgan interviewed Kings, a queerific Brooklyn band.

Also there was some Frida Kahlo worship and 70 Photos of Jodie Foster and have you heard of coptic binding? No, it isn’t a sex thing but you’ll be turned on by the crafty beauty of it!

Now onto the main event…


 

On Pretty Little Liars Recap 314:

The Lizz Is Worried You Might Be Funnier Than Her Award to Trombonist: “‘Let’s take a bathroom break and a page break.’ And also a Paige break, apparently.”

On Real L Word May Repackage Itself As A Doc. About Lesbians In Not So Easy Areas:

The Double Take Award to AnnaY:

annaY

The Lezafari Award to Erin and j:

Erin and j

 

On GLAAD Nominates Autostraddle.com For “Outstanding Blog”:

The Cutest Bestie Award to Chloe: “I told my gay male bestie, ‘Did you see that Towleroad is nominated for a GLAAD award?’ and he responded, ‘Did you see that Autostraddle was?’ it was really cute.”

On 70 Pictures of Jodie Foster:

The I Think This Means We SEO’d Your Brain Award to emilu: “This headline ‘Jodie Foster Gay’ kept coming up on Facebook and all I could think was EVAN RACHEL WOOD BISEXUAL. I felt that you should know.”

The Straddle Safe Award to E: “I just remember when I made my autostraddle profile and put jodie foster as my favorite thing to autostraddle and now all of my dreams are coming true”

On Make A Hollowed Out Book:

The Disappearing Act Award to Houdini: “The fact that I saw a hollowed out book and my first thought was ‘Finally, somewhere I can safely hide my vibrator.’ says so much about my current life choices.”

The Conservative Values Award to Meghan and Digger:

Meghan and digger

On 2013 Golden Globes Liveblog and Open Thread:

The Breast Host Ever Award to kd15 and Ashley:

kd15 and Ashley

The Some Would Say Half A Century of Suspense Award to Megan:

Megan

 

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    If you type it into some uk search sites it comes up either fourth of fifth in the results and once even 1st place. Weird since it’s American but then the UK love it so much that they’re clicking on your from Glasgow to Cardiff to London. Bit stalkerish the Uk sometimes. :)

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