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as represented by two models making out in the shower
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I think that image of Dante’s Inferno has been PHOTOSHOPPED somehow.
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The Intern Army is magical! What’s the method behind the magic? Time will tell.
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Loving the Dr. Manhattan-esque Carmen de la Pica Morales squatting on the sun 
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Amazing. Who was responsible for the Hot Topic graphic? For real hot.
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Oh, that was mememe! When I started this about 24 hours ago, I had a lot of energy and skill. By the end we had Lucy Lawless coming out of a nuclear wasteland, so. Hot Topic!
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i love this very much. but i feel angelina deserves to be higher than 33rd, like first maybe.
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ITA!! But anyway this was great and funny. You all come up with the best stuff!!
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The hot lunch pic nearly made me, well, lose my lunch. The Oregon Trail thing was hilarious…took me back to a simpler time…
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Penelope Cruz is SO hot. #73 is awesome. Guys, I love this.
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haha the penelope sahara pic was my single contribution
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I LOLed often reading this list.
However, I have to point out that this is amazing:
71. The Temperature in the Shower When Riese fell and got five gigantic bruises,
as represented by two models making out in the shower
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oh … my … ehgod. young carlytron? obvs I thought I was a knight… or something?
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so hot carly. Your young self needs to stop being so hot.
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yeah, are you LARPING?
larping is sooo hot.
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I think Carly is the First Knight of the Neon Kingdom, perhaps?
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I cannot stop laughing. For real, uncontrollable laughter. I have not seen this particular image of Miss Usdin. You should bring back this look Carly, its obvs working for you here.
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I know I have Avengers on the brain and all but I just realized that “Queer Women Eating Fire” is hot. Maybe it will make the list next year.
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I wanted it to be on the list this year, but I couldn’t find an appropriate graphic. Somehow “lesbian avengers fire-eating” wasn’t the prosperous google search term I’d hoped for. Bah! Luckily, were someone to have one handy, there’s still 10 spots I didn’t fill yet, ’cause I was tired and wanted to go to bed. KazaaM!
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How are you not on this list?!
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I searched my personal archives and only found an old newspaper clipping. Sigh…no help here.
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absolutely hilarious. considering i am, at any given time of day, about 1.5 degrees colder than “normal” body temp, being #83 on this list is pretty amazing.
i think dante’s inferno was listed twice?
this is seriously SO funny. so funny.
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Dante’s inferno and Dante’s Cove is two different things.
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Strike a pose Riese! btw, your Team has a very bad attention span, it seems. Exept for Tinkerbell,..
OMG is Tink being squeezed again??
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Riese, is that your hand on that boob? I mean, you wear black nailpolish all the time, right?
Seriously, looks like that hand don’t belong to any of the two girls. It just has a different skintone and stuff. Obv Riese was there in the shower, already slipped and fallen, trying to get up again while supporting herself on that boob.
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I wish I’d had a boob to hold on to. Instead I have a bruise on my left shoulder that’s about the size of um, you know. Lalala.
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i don’t think i have sufficient words for this.
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wow whoever is responsible for the ‘hot dog down a hallway’ graphic should be promoted immediately.
Also I’m really glad Donna Summer’s ‘Hot Stuff’ made the list.
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yeah. i thought the same thing. stellar motion blur!
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My coffee somehow just ended up in my nasal canal. This is hilars. Its even more brilliant that I hoped it would be.
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this is beyond hilarious. the hot pockets man is sexayyy. and i’d like to thank alex and riese for finding that STUNNING picture of me. SO HOT!
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haha this is too funny. i only went through afterellen’s top 20 before losing interest but this kept me laughing throughout. great job 
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You girls. You crazy, crazy girls. This list made my day, week, year, decade!
I hope my favorite, hot chocolate, makes it to the top 10 next year…fingers crossed.
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Well, hell is a tough contender to beat. perhaps next year Maggie Gallagher will condemn us all to hot chocolate, and then we can have a serious party. I like marshmallows. Sidenote. In my hot chocolate.
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I feel like this is one of the most amazing things I have ever seen. Just sayin’
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[...] The Autostraddle Hot 100: Smokin’ Sizzlin’ Great Balls of Fire [...]
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I’m going to say that 92 is really hot. And 16 makes me uncomfortable.
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hahaha this is fantastic. young carlytron is my favorite looking so fresh to death
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This is so effing funny that I have to go lie down now. SRSLY!
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Best hot 100 list. ever.
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res evil: def the hottest shit around. falling in the shower also the greatest. super hawtt.
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i can’t explain how much this made me laugh
(hint: a lot. especially the hot beef injection.)
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may I add that the inclusion of Tegan also did /things/ for me.
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i’m jealous of whoever gets to live where #73 was taken
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Yeah, me too! It’s more of a burning jealousy, actually.
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lolz!
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well i hate to sound like the last person that says what everyone else has already said BUT:
this has melted my face with HOTNESS & PERFECTION. i’d be ok with you doing a Hot 100 every week. or how about a Cold 100? a Lukewarm 50? Wet 25? Shiny 44!
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Oooh. A Cold 100 could be equally fun/funny!
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Ann Coulter’s heart would be #1 hands down.
Also, on the “good” end of the list could be apparently Alex’s resting body temperature, thus requiring the drastic measures indicated here at item #52.
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This is amazing.
This is the best birthday present I could hope to receive (also probs the only one as I’m on the other side of the world from my present giving folks).
I would very much like to see a shiny 44! Very soon.
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“Looks like vadge!!” totally made me LMFAO LOL ROFL and beyond…..
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im loving the fact that I have a new code word for smoking pot.. it can now just be im going to go #48, or im so 48. ( in high school we called it camp and that caught on way to quikly..going camping at lunch time was kinda a give away!)
great list!
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I just LOLed at work seeing NBA Dancers on this list. We always make fun of the Heat b/c during the annual Dance Team Bracket on NBA.com — which the Heat have won four years running, for obvious reasons — their site turns into Maxim.
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The Icy Hot patch! So hot right now! Sooth the burn!
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One of the best 100 hot list i have come across!!!
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