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Televisionary: Caption This

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This past week was filled with fire and love as Wednesday TV heated up and everyone had lots of feelings on Thursday. On Monday Two Broke Girls didn't fall in love or get set on fire, but they did eat a ton of cupcakes and destroy a painting. Let's get real here though, none of us can get over Santana's big moment on Glee. But wait! Even with all this amazing TV going on, tons of people still had time to enter last week's caption contest. I bet you're just dying to see the winners.

This week's Grand Prize winner, receiving the Sometimes Longer Is Better award is Jules!

WHAT ARE YOU SAYING ARE YOU SAYING I AM USING THIS KITTEN AS A SUBSTITUTE FOR A HEALTHY ADULT RELATIONSHIP BECAUSE IF THAT IS WHAT YOU ARE SAYING I WILL FUCKING CUT YOU

Runner up receiving the TV is a Melting Pot award is Lex Hart: "YOU DID NOT JUST TELL ME THAT HE DOESN’T LOOK LIKE RON SWANSON."

The Most User Votes , receiving 16 votes to date, were for bookbound: "WHAT? NO. JUST BECAUSE I WEAR THIS HAT AND THIS DICKIES SHIRT AND BANTER WITH MY FEMALE ROOMMATE ALL THE TIME *AND* HAVE AN OBSESSION FOR KITTENS, DOESN’T MAKE ME A…

WAIT, MAYBE I AM A LESBIAN."

This week is Turkey-Day, so we have a Thanksgiving themed Caption Contest!

INSERT YOUR CAPTION HERE

Reminder! A few points about the cut-throat contest rules. Please use CAPS LOCK WHEN YOU SUBMIT YOUR ENTRIES, so I know what is a caption entry and what is a comment on a caption entry. Also, if you win or are a past winner, please message me on ASS with your mailing address if you'd like to receive your prize of three "You Do You" stickers.

Happy Capping!

12 responses to “Televisionary: Caption This”

  1. Katharine

    Please don’t eat me… I LOVE YOU.

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  2. apple juice

    HANG ON A MINUTE, I FORGOT THE SEASONING

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  3. Mollie

    I’LL HAVE A BIT OF THE BREAST PLEASE

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  4. Lex

    HAVING NON-VEGAN THOUGHTS.

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  5. Gem

    HE’S NOT GETTING LAID…. I’M COCK BLOCKING HIM.

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  6. Gem

    I’M CHICK NORRIS. CLUCK OFF.

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  7. lesemicolon

    I WILL prove to Harto that turkeys can be adorable.

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  8. Andi

    ONE DAY, ONE DAY I WILL BE A FREE BIRD.

    UH…YOU ARE TAKING THIS ROLE TOO SERIOUSLY…

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  9. Kelvin

    UM, I FEEL UNCOMFORTABLE PARTICIPATING IN THIS CELEBRATION OF WHITE IMPERIALISM AND THE OPPRESSION OF INDIGENOUS PEOPLES… also, I feel silly.

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  10. jj

    I just do not know what to say.

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  11. Dayglo Pterodactyl

    IIIIII’M LIKE A BIIIIIRD, I’M GONNA FLY AWAAAAAY

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  12. wedding

    I just do not know what to say.

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