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Televisionary: Caption This!

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Is it just me, or are some of the new sitcoms finally staring to come in to their own? I was a bit worried earlier in the season when Glee was airing at seemingly random intervals and I just didn't know if the new shows could hang. But then, Wednesday night rolled around and Modern Family wasn't new this week. Instead of crying in the dark beside apple scented candles I just watched my DVRed 2 Broke Girls. And it was funny. Thank fucking god, because the funnier it gets, the funnier I get. Okay, let's have a caption contest.

Last week we had tons of entries (probably due to the Brittana factor) but unfortunately, just like a car sweepstakes at the mall or basically any contest being held by Nickeloodeon, many will enter, few will win. This week, the reader votes and I-- I mean our panel of serious judges-- aggreed.

This week's winner, receiving the Stop Toying With Us Ryan award, also receiving 20 votes to date is theflyingdutchwoman!

NO WE CAN'T SANTANA, RYAN MURPHY SAID WE ARE NOT GOING TO KISS FOR ANOTHER 8 FUCKING EPISODES

Runner up receiving the Always On the Hunt award is lesemicolon: "SANTANA, YOU KNOW WHERE TO FIND BAMBI?"

Alright guys, you've got another chance this week, and I know you won't let me down because there's a cat involved. Seriously. It's a cat. Cats make all of the things better.

INSERT YOU CAPTION HERE

Also! A few points about the cut-throat contest rules. Please use CAPS LOCK WHEN YOU SUBMIT YOUR ENTRIES, so I know what is a caption entry and what is a comment on a caption entry. Also, if you win or are a past winner, please message me on ASS with your mailing address if you'd like to receive your prize of three "You Do You" stickers.

Happy Capping!

23 responses to “Televisionary: Caption This!”

  1. apple juice

    NO, I AIN’T YO’ PUSSY, BITCH

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  2. Leah

    LOOK AT MY PUSSY. LOOK AT IT.

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  3. Mollie

    The only issue with the caps lock thing is that I’ll read the entries as if their shouting, so everyone’s gonna seem really very irate about the cute cat picture..

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  4. Pseudos

    PLEEZ TO PUT MEH DOWN NAO? YOU’S CRAMPING MAI KITTEH STYLE

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  5. Andi

    This is my magic kitty. No, you may not rub her belly for luck.

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  6. Lex

    YOU DID NOT JUST TELL ME THAT HE DOESN’T LOOK LIKE RON SWANSON.

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  7. Alexandra

    STAY AWAY FROM MY PUSSY,BITCH!

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  8. bookbound

    WHAT? NO. JUST BECAUSE I WEAR THIS HAT AND THIS DICKIES SHIRT AND BANTER WITH MY FEMALE ROOMMATE ALL THE TIME *AND* HAVE AN OBSESSION FOR KITTENS, DOESN’T MAKE ME A…

    WAIT, MAYBE I AM A LESBIAN.

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    1. terracottatoes

      gets my vote because i too would have mentioned the dickies shirt

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  9. Lina

    something something PUSSY.

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    1. Claire

      Yes.

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  10. captionery

    MOM LOOK, I LOVE DICKIES AND PUSSY. NOW DO YOU BELIEVE BEING BISEXUAL IS A THING?

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  11. Mer

    NO. YOU MUST GIVE ME A KISS BEFORE I’LL GIVE THE CAT BACK.

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  12. Mari

    TOO MANY ACCESSORIES? REALLY? … OK MAYBE THE FUR IS TOO MUCH.

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  13. roxy

    i like your gold belt.

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  14. Becca

    blue steel.

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  15. Erika

    HIS NAME IS MR. PIDDLES JR

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  16. Jules

    WHAT ARE YOU SAYING ARE YOU SAYING I AM USING THIS KITTEN AS A SUBSTITUTE FOR A HEALTHY ADULT RELATIONSHIP BECAUSE IF THAT IS WHAT YOU ARE SAYING I WILL FUCKING CUT YOU

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  17. Carmen SanDiego

    HAT INDOORS, DICKIES SHIRT, CAT… SERIOUSLY, CAROLINE? DO I NEED TO SPELL IT OUT FOR YOU? JUST KISS ME ALREADY!

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  18. Alana

    YOU NEED GLOVES TO TOUCH MEH PUSSY???

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  19. Lynn

    I keep my pimp paw strong

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  20. carabennett

    I KNOW I SAID I’D START PAYING YOU IN CAT, BUT… I TAKE IT BACK!!

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  21. SC

    WHEN’S MY CATNIP BRAKE DIS IS NOT HOW U TREAT A TV STAR SRSLY GUYZ

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