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Televisionary: Caption This

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Welcome back to Autostraddle's very own caption contest! This past week was full of spooky scary Halloween specials and it was Jawsome. Now on to the winners!

The wonderful first place winner, receiving the Why do I like puns so much? award goes to El Valentine

IS IT COLD IN HERE? BECAUSE I WANT TO BRR-EAT-YO' FACE.

The Gosh everyone has a lot of feelings Award goes to Po: "You taste these tears. Taste my sad, Michael."

The Most User Votes Award goes to Kris: "If you listen close enough, you can hear the ocean."

INSERT YOUR CAPTION HERE

So go forth and caption! I believe in you! Bonus points if you can explain why I think wrestling is so funny. Negative bonus points if you don't think wrestling is funny. Now if you'll excuse me, I have some Halloween candy to eat!

10 responses to “Televisionary: Caption This”

  1. AG

    “Gahh… no wait… you’re gonna throw my back out! Here, wait move your hip a little… now let me throw my leg over yours..”

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  2. scissorrunner

    Easy there tiger, it’s just a man grapple.

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  3. Britsy

    Scissoring. You are doing it wrong.

    Wow! Thumb up 36
    1. Marika

      laughing hysterically right now

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  4. nbdyknowsimalez

    Hugging people with your legs in friendship!

    Thumb up 2
  5. Kadence

    And in that moment Adam & Steve knew they had lost the piggyback ride race.

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  6. idotry

    Scissoring- you’re doing it wrong.

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    1. idotry

      ……..So someone else already said this. Awkward. I should read the comments before I type my own.

      Thumb up 5
  7. Special K

    I TOLD YOU WE WOULDN’T HAVE TIME TO PULL OUT THE PARACHUTE!

    Thumb up 1
  8. Pseudos

    “Surpriiiiiiiise”

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