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Televisionary: Caption This!

Posted byLizz

on October 24, 2011

It's one week until Halloween! Time to get pumped for TV Halloween specials and pull together your costume. I know what I'm going as -- the winner of last week's caption contest!

The Don't Wanna Be Award goes to apple juice who also had the most user votes:

AAAAALLL BY MYSEEEEEEELLF

Runner up receiving the Chosen Comment Award goes to Samantha: "To life! To life! L’chaim! L’chaim, l’chaim, to LIFE!"

This week, I bring to you a very special look in to the love life of Max from Happy Endings. If only all moments could be as tender as this.

INSERT YOUR CAPTION HERE

So caption away! Baseball is still destroying Wednesday night TV, but Happy Endings, Parks and Rec., Big Bang Theory and Community are all having Halloween specials this week. Hopefully this time next week, the picture above will be of a lesbian ghost and a lesbian zombie renewing their vows to omit "until death do us part."

21 responses to “Televisionary: Caption This!”

Knittybird (member)
October 24, 2011 at 10:35 am Permalink Reply Report user

If you listen close enough, you can hear the ocean.

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Jenin (member)
October 24, 2011 at 10:57 am Permalink Reply Report user

Let’s share “burrito kisses” and pretend we’re lesbians.

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Alexandra (member)
October 24, 2011 at 11:10 am Permalink Reply Report user

yes, you taste waaaay better.. mmm

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bcw
October 24, 2011 at 12:58 pm Permalink Reply

You’ve got a little speck of burrito on your face . . . here allow me.

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Paper0Flowers (member)
October 24, 2011 at 12:59 pm Permalink Reply Report user

(This is not an entry: ………….I thought 8 was higher than 5… I challenge the most voters award!!)

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1. apple juice (member)
  October 24, 2011 at 1:36 pm Permalink Reply Report user
  
  i second that challenge, but thank you anyway
  
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2. Lizz (member)
  October 31, 2011 at 7:31 pm Permalink Reply Report user
  
  Sorry! I thought that was a comment on the previous caption, not your own submission. My mistake!
  
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Po (member)
October 24, 2011 at 1:04 pm Permalink Reply Report user

you taste these tears. taste my sad, michael.

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Danielle D.
October 24, 2011 at 2:48 pm Permalink Reply

If you really want to make her jealous…

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mister piddles (member)
October 24, 2011 at 2:53 pm Permalink Reply Report user

I cannot continue this kiss until you remove that piece of burrito from the side of my face.

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El Valentine
October 24, 2011 at 4:04 pm Permalink Reply

You know it’s a gay kiss when fast food companies haven’t bought the advertisement rights for their burrito’s product placement.

You know it’s a (mostly) lesbian/bisexual website when nobody cares about the two guys kissing, but everyone wants to talk about the burritos.

Burrito … Fish Taco’s favorite uncle.

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1. El Valentine
  October 24, 2011 at 4:55 pm Permalink Reply
  
  I’m sorry. The above was more observation than caption. Please accept this sacrificial caption as recompense:
  
  “Is it cold in here? Because I want to Brr-eat-yo’ face.”
  
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min (member)
October 24, 2011 at 4:18 pm Permalink Reply Report user

When love tacos over!

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roxy (member)
October 24, 2011 at 5:33 pm Permalink Reply Report user

“julie and brandy were all like ‘black swans love burritos’
and natalie and mila were all like nom nom nom nom on each others faces”

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Leah (member)
October 24, 2011 at 5:37 pm Permalink Reply Report user

You got a little… something. Right there. Here, let me get it for you with my tongue.

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bookbound (member)
October 24, 2011 at 8:59 pm Permalink Reply Report user

“Oh. O-okay. I thought when you said you wanted a taste you meant my burrito, but this works too.”

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Samantha (member)
October 24, 2011 at 10:27 pm Permalink Reply Report user

Burrito: the aphrodisiac you never suspected.

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Erika (member)
October 25, 2011 at 4:10 pm Permalink Reply Report user

I swear it tastes better with avacado.

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squid-ears
October 25, 2011 at 6:56 pm Permalink Reply

I LOVE YOU for getting these burritos. I LOVE YOU AND THIS BURRITO. In a very gay way.

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Lou Mac
October 25, 2011 at 9:48 pm Permalink Reply

You have some salsa on your lip and I’m mexican … let me !!

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Brianna
October 26, 2011 at 8:17 pm Permalink Reply

not fair! you got way more guacamole than me

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