Cucumbers and cream cheese: You’re into role play. Also maybe corsets.
“So when we grilled these maple-laced caramelized onion Gruyère behemoths on a rainy evening and neither of us lost an eye, I knew she was a keeper.”
“Sometimes women do belong in the kitchen, because that’s where the cucumbers and sundried tomato cream cheese and whole wheat bread are! And we’re fucking hungry.”
“Truffle oil is too far for anything.”
Did you even know there was a National Sandwich Day? There is!
National National National Sandwich Sandwich Sandwich Day Day Day
Things that aren’t animals, between breads!