“And so, we raced, each of us more reckless than the other, a bad combination. A mutual friend once said to me; “The problem with the two of you is that there’s no one to say no.” There was no regulatory mechanism. We ignored the scientists who had intimated that all living things, systems, required balance.”
Queermos, give me the gif that best describes your relationship status! And remember, that can mean “single” or “ballin’ rn” or “happily surrounded by friends” or “u-hauling” or “it’s v. v. v. v. complicated” or “engayged” or “fuck relationships” or any number of things, so get creative.
1. Communication. 2. Lots of communication. 3. So much communication. 4. No really, communicate. 5. Seriously just talk about things!!!!
I realized that one of the hardest parts about accepting my sexual orientation was that I literally did not believe that Black women were lesbians, bisexuals, pansexuals, asexuals or queer. I want to see stories of Black women with happy endings that entwine with my own realities and fantasies. I want to see us Black women no longer the Unmentionables or Untouchables, unafraid of the power and beauty of us loving one another.
Should I just go to the bathroom and never come out? Should I fake a heart attack? Tell them I got my period and it’s just a beautiful MESS that I need to stop and worship?
This app is enabling me to live with my girlfriend without constantly talking about/thinking about money. Basically, I’m living the dream.
Please don’t watch all of these in one day. You’ll die.
So you thought it would be super cute and convenient and special to date your roomie-lover-friend-roommate-teammate-co-worker but now you’re broken up and you can’t get away from each other? Here are some tips to make the whole process easier.
You can’t focus your mind and make her text. You only have control over your fingers.
“Her dog is super cool, though. You think you might still be sleeping with her because her dog is so goshdarn awesome.”
I can’t say any of us were thrilled to sign up, but we knew what we had to do: we had to sign up for a dating app and prepare to meet a lot of ladies… for science.
Is it a libido gap? Or is it a sign that a major relationship change is in order?
“Marriage is like a chlorinated community pool that we now get access to. I think that people forget that queers have been swimming in the ocean the whole time.”
The connection you develop with your pet will help define your sense of humanity better than most human relationships you have or ever will experience.
In my first installment of How To Keep A Girl For Ten Years, I explore the notion of solidarity through individualism, selflessness and creativity!
Because you can’t just say nothing before hanging up the phone.
Most people who love this movie would never categorize it as gay, but that’s just because they don’t watch it with hopeful queer eyes.
A playlist to help me and you through the worst and best of our long distance relationships. Side A is for crying on public transportation. Side B is for drinking boxed wine and dancing at a gay bar.
“When you like someone and want to be with them, all you wanna do is see their face all the time. Coincidentally, seeing someone’s face all the time is exactly how to kill a relationship softly.”
“Apologies to the chica who had to endure a reenactment of my favorite scene from Glitter.”