Alison finds out all the ways Charles tried to murder her when she was a baby, and Emily defiles the Holy Water.
“Yes, I’ve been ousted from Internet retirement by the sweet harkening of a fellow bulldyke on TV. And truly, I was not disappointed.”
Poussey and Taystee hold a funeral to honor the books martyred in the Conflagration of Three Days Ago. Piper and Alex have more hate sex. And Nicky self-destructs.
Alison’s brother’s imaginary friend is A, duh.
The Liars make it home from A’s dollhouse in one piece, kind of.
Daya’s STILL pregnant. We shouldn’t ever douche with Lysol or let the bed bugs out of our chia poons. Also, sex stuff happened. Bring enough snacks for the group and get in here!
IT’S HERE. WE’RE ALL HERE TOGETHER AND IT’S HERE.
Alas, the Liars escape from the dollhouse without having a lesbian orgy.
Luisa returns to Jane the Virgin with a new girlfriend, Root gets closer to finding Shaw on Person of Interest, Nyssa gets engaged (and not in a good way) on Arrow, Maggie takes a pregnant woman home on Younger, and more!
Derek ruins Callie and Arizona’s Christmas dreams from beyond the grave. Thanks a lot, pal!
The pAtriArchy is A, just as we suspected.
It was the best of times, it was the worst of times, and now it’s over.
Everybody’s going to jail!
Only one more week before the Big A reveal!
THIS IS MY LAST GLEE RECAP EVER!!!! GET IN HERE.
Jane Lynch gets her sendoff and it is cuckoo bananapants.
Emily ups her Veronica Mars game and Hanna goes to jail.
Brittany and Sally got married on the Grammy’s last year and now they are headed into the sex box.
Everyone visits Ali in jail to apologize for getting her arrested for a murder she didn’t commit. And Emily effin’ dances.
This week on Glee, the new kids finally got some lines! NOT THOSE KINDS OF LINES