Alas, the Liars escape from the dollhouse without having a lesbian orgy.
Luisa returns to Jane the Virgin with a new girlfriend, Root gets closer to finding Shaw on Person of Interest, Nyssa gets engaged (and not in a good way) on Arrow, Maggie takes a pregnant woman home on Younger, and more!
Derek ruins Callie and Arizona’s Christmas dreams from beyond the grave. Thanks a lot, pal!
The pAtriArchy is A, just as we suspected.
It was the best of times, it was the worst of times, and now it’s over.
Everybody’s going to jail!
Only one more week before the Big A reveal!
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Jane Lynch gets her sendoff and it is cuckoo bananapants.
Emily ups her Veronica Mars game and Hanna goes to jail.
Brittany and Sally got married on the Grammy’s last year and now they are headed into the sex box.
Everyone visits Ali in jail to apologize for getting her arrested for a murder she didn’t commit. And Emily effin’ dances.
This week on Glee, the new kids finally got some lines! NOT THOSE KINDS OF LINES
Brittany and Santana say “I do.” (And Kurt and Blaine do too.)
Emily meets her girlfriend’s husband, and Hanna dances like she’s possessed by the Holy Ghost.
Unique is back, and as flawless as ever!
Tali and Emily take their relationship to the next level of honesty, while Mike takes all the Liars’ blood and sells it on the black market.
This week on Glee, Brittany and Santana start planning their BIG FAT LESBIAN WEDDING, and everybody sings for their supper.
Emily and Talia, sitting in tree! K-I-S-S-I-N-G!
Where Brittney Griner and Glory Johnson become our favorite lesbian couple and we all get married. You’re going to need some tissues for this one. Or a blow horn.