Get in here, we’ve got a lot of World Cup to discuss
Get in here and get free with me! Even if it’s just for the afternoon while you grill a veggie burger in your flip-flops. I’m okay with that.
What are you waiting for? Let’s wait together.
I left the real world to hang out on the mountain but I’m not looking to leave the Autostraddle universe anytime soon, so let’s just hold each other or whatever. GET IN HERE!
WE MISS YOU AND EVERYTHING
Oh, how I wish we could go on a road trip right now! Have you ever gone road trippin’? Tell me about your best road trip IRL or in your mind. Where did you go? Or where would you go? Alone or with a friend or lover? Describe it to me!
What do you wear when you want to feel amazing? How did you learn that it made you feel amazing?
I did! That “oh f*ck” moment where the realization of that thing you had to do appears all of a sudden from the fog of your over-stimulated brain and strikes an immediate clutch-your-chest wave of fear that ripples throughout your body. Get in here and tell us about it!
What do you need? A reminder that you’re loved? A push to get outside a take a walk? Some courage? Some hope? Get in here and tell me.
What do you pack when you have to pack lightly? (Not in that sense of packing.) (Or is it???)
I took a weekend off and it was amazing. Get in here and get zen with me!
It’s Friday and I’m giving you the chance to listen to embarrassing music from your youth. Get in here!
You’ve got the skills to pay the bills or maybe not the bills, but you definitely have skills! Photo editing, twerking, parallel parking, making tiny burritos for tiny hamsters? Come over here and tell me about all the stuff you’re boss at!
Winter spring is coming. GET IN HERE and tell us how you’re gonna change your life to match the changing season.
This week we gather under the last quarter moon to discuss how to curb the profusion of elfin construction, swap tips for keeping mildew out of our newly-constructed moss bath mats, find out whether Nikki bought that tie, and ponder Saturn’s transit through Sagittarius. Also Young Adult Literature. Get in here!
Hello I had no Internet for a week and I forgot I existed. Come tell me all about the world around you so I can once again feel the thrill of posting a comment in response to you on this very website! GET IN HERE SO WE CAN LOVE EACH OTHER, DAMN IT.
Mountains! Cats! Fake cows! Real cows! Oceans! Cities! Get in here and show us your most scenic views!
This week we’re talking about how we chill out and/or drift off. Get in here and share!
Let me fucking love you.
I’ve got a bad case of the winter doldrums, y’all. Get in here and warm my heart!