What do you buy someone who fuels themselves only on the knowledge that the world is an inherently imbalanced structure built to take advantage of people made the most vulnerable by its constructs?
This is a list of 25 sweaters with cats on them. Not to be confused with cats in sweaters.
Everyone is at this party. EVERYONE.
There is a cardigan for every human ever, no matter what, which I think is really magical.
Leaving the house today is a terrible idea. Just stay right there, buy some stuff on the internet, and feel really good about the fact that Autostraddle gets a kickback from whatever you buy at these places. YAY COMMERCE!
It’s your big chance to pre-order the 2014 Autostraddle Calendar for only $12 — plus lots of other things on sale in the Autostraddle merch store this weekend!
How’s your Thanksgivukkah going so far? Did you light a menorah last night? Have you turned on Pieces of April yet?
So here, for your careful consideration, are some highly specific gifts for the various smokers in your life. Everyone loves presents, and everyone agrees that candles as gifts are fucking bullshit.
Looking for the perfect gift for the Spooky Femme in your life? We’ve got all the black dresses, atmospheric accessories and black cats you could ever want.
“So what are you going to eat?”
Two amazing holidays are falling on the same day! You probably need a comfy sweater and some black jeans!
Pumpkins, pumpkins everywhere and not a drop of pumpkin spice latte to drink. But waitaminut, you can make your own!
I would eat it in a house. I would eat it with a mouse.
Paper mache’d wombs and emasculation stations are great and all, but what if there were a haunted house that was just filled with a fuckton of things lesbians are terrified of?
As my fellow writers and I watched incredulously in a moment many likened to the millennial New Years’ ball drop, 500+ dedicated queermos and their friends signed my change.org petition!
“I can’t believe Carly and Robin haven’t done that already.” (There’s a change.org petition we need you to sign. This is important business.)
It’s Canada Day! What else do you expect from me?
It’s National Grilled Cheese Day and this is how we’ll celebrate.