Oh my god it’s the Glee season finale!! Did anything happen? I mean… kinda.
In which Santana doesn’t kiss any girls but she does wear a series of sexy outfits and boss everyone around while holding adorable puppies.
This week on Glee, “Funny Girl” opened and Santana came back!
The good news is that Mercedes is back, the bad news is that Kurt got gay-bashed.
This week on Glee, Blaine and Kurt got a lot of face time with each other’s faces/feelings, and Rachel went a little Shosh on us.
This week on Glee, everybody graduated and old loves blossomed anew!
This week on Glee, everyone we love (including Brittany!) came back to Lima to sing, dance, eat at the Cracker Barrel (offscreen), cry and kiss each other!
This week on Glee, everybody competed in a big contest and some people won and some people lost and other people ate pudding for dinner with forks!
This week on Glee, everybody yelled at each other some more! Then there was a cool band at a hot club called CALLBACKS. Also, I think waitress uniforms are the new Cheerios uniforms.
This week on Glee, various lyrics were sung in bizarre contexts and everybody slapped everybody else in the face!
What drug were the Glee writers on while designing this year’s Christmas special? That question and more will not be answered in this week’s recap!
This week on Glee, everybody turned in to a muppet and Santana and Dani didn’t make out!
This week on Glee, everybody sang Billy Joel songs and everything hurt!
This week on Glee, enthusiastic children danced and sang and broke walls as William Schuster toed the blurred line between “the worst” and THE WORST.
This week on Glee, everybody took turns dressing up like idiots and my gay boyfriend Adam Lambert showed up to sing a tune or two!
In which Kate takes over the Gleecap for a week and is unsure how to recap a tribute episode
This week on Glee, Santana Lopez and Dani fall madly in love in three minutes, which lez be honest is kinda realistic.
Welcome back to the wonderful world of Glee, where boys tongue-kiss each other at school!
I’d like to thank Teen Jesus, who I have prayed to every night for additional seasons of this occasional hellscape.
Glee’s likely to return, much to my chagrin, somebody asked Lea Michele about Faberry, Naya Rivera promises more screen time and Glee stars snag People’s Choice Awards.