Food processors are for 21st-century chumps. Go old-school and feel so much better than your technology-dependent friends.
I’m from Idaho and in Idaho we learn that you can survive on just potatoes and butter? All the nutrients you need are in potatoes except for a couple, which are all in butter. Is that true?
Every time they offer me a potato chip or french fry, it’s like a well-meaning relative insisting that “you just haven’t met the right guy yet.” Sorry, Aunt Helen, but it’s not a matter of the right guy or the right potato.
One of my favorite things that I started doing after I came out was learning how to cook some of my mom’s recipes and it’s made us a lot, lot closer than we ever were before.
“I honestly just Gryffindored my way through a lot of this process, using my supreme confidence in my skills as my guide.”
These roast chicken recipes will cure all ills and fill you up! What more could you want?
What do donor kebab, shawarma and tacos al pastor all have in common?
For the overachiever in you.
You could call these mushrooms anything really but the fact that you’ve introduced them as “tender” means she must respect them, and you.
Look, there’s an American Flag pizza in here. No excuses.
Everyone loves Hot Dogs, and I mean EVERYONE! I can’t think of a single person who would have any reason not to love them! I know for sure my best friend, Heather, loves them!
These meals and snacks serve well at room temperature and stay fresh for hours in your brown bag, backpack, or bra (maybe not your bra).
Some of these salads are sweet, some of these salads are spicy, all of these salads will impress your summer crush at that gay picnic you’re going to.
“I will lick that shit out of any allegedly “empty” sauce container of aioli regardless of its size in comparison to my tongue and how many people watch in horror or confusion when I refuse to let its gelatinous goodness remain clinging to the sides of its serving dish where it would otherwise remain unused, unwanted and unappreciated.”
Soda tastings are great if you’re underage, you and/or your friends don’t drink alcohol, or you just want to mix it up. Also, soda’s way cheaper than wine. Wine tastings are so 2000 and late.
People bring wine into movies. It’s fine. We’re all adults.
Low-carb eating doesn’t have to mean bland and boring.
Tzatziki on your face, huh? We live in a world where it’s been made clear there are no rules and I intended to live as such. And that’s great because tzatziki is my favorite dip that goes with pretty much everything savory. When I die bury me inside a dill leaf store!
Gather ’round, you friends of mine. We’re Wilderness Girls and it’s cookie time.
Five steps. Five minutes. Five fucking stars.