Dance the pain away.
Please don’t watch all of these in one day. You’ll die.
So you thought it would be super cute and convenient and special to date your roomie-lover-friend-roommate-teammate-co-worker but now you’re broken up and you can’t get away from each other? Here are some tips to make the whole process easier.
“Sat in my car listening to a police scanner app for an hour for no particular reason “
Sometimes it feels like every single person in Bon Temps is constantly going through the worst lesbian breakup of all time.
18. The only bladder I have to wake up for is my own.
Sometimes you have to break up with someone to save yourself, no matter what time of the year.
19. Brownie batter
You were never just dating a cute woman. You were dating a cute woman who is also someone’s daughter, granddaughter, bubeleh, mija, etc.
“Some people view dogs as property. I don’t. Lily is part of my family.”
That’s it, I’m dating myself.