Sometimes people don’t want to ask anything, they want to say anything. We have formspring on our tumblr.
1. You don’t make friends with salad.
2. I just ate pizza out of the trash can.
3. She is perfection. I can be the best person on earth but I can never be her angel and she is mine. I am proposing.
4. I just watched Requiem for a Dream and feel like I’m about to die.
5. If there’s anything I love on this earth, it’s menstruation.
6. I took showerbeer to the next level, drinking Four Loko while I shaved my legs in hope of a warmer night.
7. My wrists are so weak, I can’t do anything, I sprained them playing foosball. FOOSBALL!
8. I just want to let you know that the Chanukah gift I’m going to send you will probably be approximately 1 month late. But I will send it eventually.
9. I want to kiss behind her ears and the tops of her shoulders.
10. Laneia I just spoke to Riese about this and when I say spoke I mean I asked her formsrping, I’m sorry I’m on caffeine in like pill format at the moment, regardless can you guys maybe contemplate making a post in which commenters trade tumblr urls.
11. The vlogs are keeping me company, nonsexually naked, happily alone and drunk.
12. You’re a two times five.
13. I am so in love with Heather Peace. God. I love her.
14. I have the L Word theme song stuck in my head. this is like some sort of terrible terrible hell.
15. I cannot stop watching Ice Road Truckers. WTF? They drive big rigs on f*cking lakes in Canada!!!!
16. I want a ping pong table.
17. I wish I could have 3 different AS profiles with different IP addresses so you wouldn’t know that I am the same person. I am so many different people but IP addresses, I don’t know. I want to be 3 different people.
18. anglostraddle, austrostraddle, spaniardstraddle, russostraddle,thaistraddle, congostraddle,slovakstraddle, francostraddle
19. If I let myself think about it sometimes it feel like I’m entirely composed of neuroses and there’s actually nothing else underneath.
20. It’s just past two, and I’ve been dreaming about evil talking imaginary animals that are trying to drown me in a lake.
21. I heard the new T-swift album and it sucks. It’s like you’re always right.
22. The thing is that I met this fantastic girl who has a girlfriend. I think we’re friends cause she threw up in my toilet and then once I got her to read my favorite poem out loud. It was wonderful/terrible. Ugh. I’m going to die in the friend zone.
23. You can only steal things through Lady Gaga’s vagina.
24. I think you looked hella cute with your short boyish haircut and smudgy eyeliner. Shaney. Bring it back!
25. I am more honest with the internet than any therapist I’ve ever had. I always give them the benefit of the doubt but I just don’t want to be the worst set of stories they’ve ever heard.
26. This one time in a foreign country I went broke and ate rice with various sauces for a week.
28. Every time I see a keyboard, my fingers automatically type the word ‘Autostraddle’
29. I got exams to study for. BUT ALL I CAN DO IS THINK ABOUT HER BUTT LIKE GEEEZ.
30.I just want to say that I love all of you. You saved my life. You made me feel worth something. Thank you.
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