Comments on: RECAP! – The L Word, Season Five, Episode One [501]: LGB Tease http://www.autostraddle.com/recap-l-word-season-five-episode-one-501-lgb-tease/ The World's Most Popular Independently-Owned Website for Lesbian, Bisexual and Queer Women Fri, 25 May 2012 16:05:25 +0000 hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.3.2 By: Anonymous http://www.autostraddle.com/recap-l-word-season-five-episode-one-501-lgb-tease/#comment-4775 Anonymous Tue, 15 Jan 2008 01:44:00 +0000 http://autostraddle.wordpress.com/2008/01/06/recap-the-l-word-season-five-episode-one-501-lgb-tease/#comment-4775 "Riese: She said "this is my space." You know, my space? Like myspace.com? My myspace?<br/>Haviland: What if Bette was like, "Well, this is facebook, bitch!"<br/>Riese: ... and punched her in the face?"<br/>That cracked me up!!! Freaking hilarious! “Riese: She said “this is my space.” You know, my space? Like myspace.com? My myspace?
Haviland: What if Bette was like, “Well, this is facebook, bitch!”
Riese: … and punched her in the face?”
That cracked me up!!! Freaking hilarious!

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]]> By: AK http://www.autostraddle.com/recap-l-word-season-five-episode-one-501-lgb-tease/#comment-4774 AK Mon, 14 Jan 2008 17:14:00 +0000 http://autostraddle.wordpress.com/2008/01/06/recap-the-l-word-season-five-episode-one-501-lgb-tease/#comment-4774 Ah, I see—linguistic affectation as identity. This makes you a fictional character much like Helena who is so hot as a lesbian, we think maybe she actually gets it. Weirdosexual it is then. Ah, I see—linguistic affectation as identity. This makes you a fictional character much like Helena who is so hot as a lesbian, we think maybe she actually gets it. Weirdosexual it is then.

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]]> By: riese http://www.autostraddle.com/recap-l-word-season-five-episode-one-501-lgb-tease/#comment-4773 riese Sat, 12 Jan 2008 13:16:00 +0000 http://autostraddle.wordpress.com/2008/01/06/recap-the-l-word-season-five-episode-one-501-lgb-tease/#comment-4773 <b>razia:</b> First and foremost, I'd like to express my anger and frustration at the fact that ourchart is ourchart. Thank you for remembering the toast scene, I seem to get a lot of blank stares when I talk about that one.<br/><br/><b>ak:</b> Oh yeah, I make a lot of choices linguistically. "Lipgloss bisexual" just doesn't sound the same. I like that the word lesbian sounds like a disease, that's what makes it so funny/AWESOME. Also "homosexual" is a nice one -- also sounds a bit like a disease and has a lot of syllables. holla. I'm a weirdosexual. That's what I am. razia: First and foremost, I’d like to express my anger and frustration at the fact that ourchart is ourchart. Thank you for remembering the toast scene, I seem to get a lot of blank stares when I talk about that one.

ak: Oh yeah, I make a lot of choices linguistically. “Lipgloss bisexual” just doesn’t sound the same. I like that the word lesbian sounds like a disease, that’s what makes it so funny/AWESOME. Also “homosexual” is a nice one — also sounds a bit like a disease and has a lot of syllables. holla. I’m a weirdosexual. That’s what I am.

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]]> By: AK http://www.autostraddle.com/recap-l-word-season-five-episode-one-501-lgb-tease/#comment-4772 AK Fri, 11 Jan 2008 06:40:00 +0000 http://autostraddle.wordpress.com/2008/01/06/recap-the-l-word-season-five-episode-one-501-lgb-tease/#comment-4772 Well glad you are still firmly identified as bi. You did say lipstick lesbian in this report and this is the second time I remember wondering, so you must have made another reference; I was just checking. I actually think bi is quite a pretty word in an ethereal sort of way unlike lesbian which used to sound like a disease until we became chic. And bi-phobic has a good heavy beat to it, the better to spit out accusingly. Fuck is a perfectly decent anglo-saxon word which the Christians probably tried to rub out with a smear campaign. Well glad you are still firmly identified as bi. You did say lipstick lesbian in this report and this is the second time I remember wondering, so you must have made another reference; I was just checking. I actually think bi is quite a pretty word in an ethereal sort of way unlike lesbian which used to sound like a disease until we became chic. And bi-phobic has a good heavy beat to it, the better to spit out accusingly. Fuck is a perfectly decent anglo-saxon word which the Christians probably tried to rub out with a smear campaign.

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]]> By: Razia http://www.autostraddle.com/recap-l-word-season-five-episode-one-501-lgb-tease/#comment-4771 Razia Thu, 10 Jan 2008 11:59:00 +0000 http://autostraddle.wordpress.com/2008/01/06/recap-the-l-word-season-five-episode-one-501-lgb-tease/#comment-4771 First and foremost I'd like to express my anger and frustration at the fact that the ourchart version uploaded onto youtube cut out most of the alice/tasha scene at the end. AGH.<br/><br/>Other than that I'm pretty stoked that the show is back but more stoked about your recaps, seriously. I forgot how funny these are, I especially appreciated the trip down memory lane to Jenny in the "Toast scene". That was a classic. Hilarious. Five Stars. Love it. First and foremost I’d like to express my anger and frustration at the fact that the ourchart version uploaded onto youtube cut out most of the alice/tasha scene at the end. AGH.

Other than that I’m pretty stoked that the show is back but more stoked about your recaps, seriously. I forgot how funny these are, I especially appreciated the trip down memory lane to Jenny in the “Toast scene”. That was a classic. Hilarious. Five Stars. Love it.

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]]> By: riese http://www.autostraddle.com/recap-l-word-season-five-episode-one-501-lgb-tease/#comment-4770 riese Thu, 10 Jan 2008 04:05:00 +0000 http://autostraddle.wordpress.com/2008/01/06/recap-the-l-word-season-five-episode-one-501-lgb-tease/#comment-4770 I agree the show wouldn't be the same without me (well, my life totally wouldn't be the same without me in it) and kelka, holla.<br/><br/>I feel like we're all coming around w/r/t Tina?<br/><br/>Holla to everyone who caught references to anything.<br/><br/>green - i am currently drinking wine out of my coffee mug, but it might taste sweeter if alice's hair/face/toes were emblazoned on its side.<br/><br/>harry potter isn't gay, he's just a straight guy who wears capes. honestly i don't know much about him, i read the first book though 'cause i work in publishing and kinda have to.<br/><br/>tegan loves all of you.<br/><br/>AK - I'm totally still bisexual, did I say otherwise? They just need to make up a word for "bisexual" that sounds as funny as "homosexual" or "lesbian" does. I mean, I wouldn't swear so much if anyone came up with a clean word that sounded as good as "fuck."<br/><br/>anammmm - omg, i wish i'd thought of that joke. you're totally right, that was an opp to make fun of max that i totally missed, dammit.<br/><br/>I am off to Shane's house o'love to get a little tummy rub if you know what I'm saying. I agree the show wouldn’t be the same without me (well, my life totally wouldn’t be the same without me in it) and kelka, holla.

I feel like we’re all coming around w/r/t Tina?

Holla to everyone who caught references to anything.

green – i am currently drinking wine out of my coffee mug, but it might taste sweeter if alice’s hair/face/toes were emblazoned on its side.

harry potter isn’t gay, he’s just a straight guy who wears capes. honestly i don’t know much about him, i read the first book though ’cause i work in publishing and kinda have to.

tegan loves all of you.

AK – I’m totally still bisexual, did I say otherwise? They just need to make up a word for “bisexual” that sounds as funny as “homosexual” or “lesbian” does. I mean, I wouldn’t swear so much if anyone came up with a clean word that sounded as good as “fuck.”

anammmm – omg, i wish i’d thought of that joke. you’re totally right, that was an opp to make fun of max that i totally missed, dammit.

I am off to Shane’s house o’love to get a little tummy rub if you know what I’m saying.

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]]> By: in kc http://www.autostraddle.com/recap-l-word-season-five-episode-one-501-lgb-tease/#comment-4769 in kc Wed, 09 Jan 2008 22:04:00 +0000 http://autostraddle.wordpress.com/2008/01/06/recap-the-l-word-season-five-episode-one-501-lgb-tease/#comment-4769 love Love LOVE my stomach being touched! love Love LOVE my stomach being touched!

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]]> By: Cruz http://www.autostraddle.com/recap-l-word-season-five-episode-one-501-lgb-tease/#comment-4768 Cruz Wed, 09 Jan 2008 21:34:00 +0000 http://autostraddle.wordpress.com/2008/01/06/recap-the-l-word-season-five-episode-one-501-lgb-tease/#comment-4768 If I have to sit through one more Max lecture about marginalized trannies I'm going to fucking puke. Where'd the boiling hot femme with the girlie-bj-fetish go? Why's Max always fucking boys? And where'd Shane get all the money fo' the new jeep and shit? And I though shane had a drug prob? Probs? PROBS?<br/><br/>Maybe Shane is pimping Papi and Mark and Gomey. And Camryn Mannheim. From the strip club where Jenny had total bush pride.<br/><br/>Just sayin'<br/>Cruz If I have to sit through one more Max lecture about marginalized trannies I’m going to fucking puke. Where’d the boiling hot femme with the girlie-bj-fetish go? Why’s Max always fucking boys? And where’d Shane get all the money fo’ the new jeep and shit? And I though shane had a drug prob? Probs? PROBS?

Maybe Shane is pimping Papi and Mark and Gomey. And Camryn Mannheim. From the strip club where Jenny had total bush pride.

Just sayin’
Cruz

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]]> By: anammm http://www.autostraddle.com/recap-l-word-season-five-episode-one-501-lgb-tease/#comment-4767 anammm Wed, 09 Jan 2008 03:53:00 +0000 http://autostraddle.wordpress.com/2008/01/06/recap-the-l-word-season-five-episode-one-501-lgb-tease/#comment-4767 "Transgender, peolpe who change their sex from female to male and male to female"<br/>Oh really, max? I thought people changed their sex from E.Ts to dogs... <br/><br/>seriously :facepalm: “Transgender, peolpe who change their sex from female to male and male to female”
Oh really, max? I thought people changed their sex from E.Ts to dogs…

seriously :facepalm:

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]]> By: AK http://www.autostraddle.com/recap-l-word-season-five-episode-one-501-lgb-tease/#comment-4766 AK Wed, 09 Jan 2008 03:27:00 +0000 http://autostraddle.wordpress.com/2008/01/06/recap-the-l-word-season-five-episode-one-501-lgb-tease/#comment-4766 All boring! Say it ain't so. No, you just have to write 50 pages of back story to polish up the many fascinating, if invisible facets of these lovely ladies. Speaking of character development I've noticed that you've gone from proud bisexual to lipstick lesbian without so much as a by-your-leave. Hola, is this what they mean by slippery slope in skinny white girl land? All boring! Say it ain’t so. No, you just have to write 50 pages of back story to polish up the many fascinating, if invisible facets of these lovely ladies. Speaking of character development I’ve noticed that you’ve gone from proud bisexual to lipstick lesbian without so much as a by-your-leave. Hola, is this what they mean by slippery slope in skinny white girl land?

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]]> By: Regenbogen http://www.autostraddle.com/recap-l-word-season-five-episode-one-501-lgb-tease/#comment-4765 Regenbogen Tue, 08 Jan 2008 23:46:00 +0000 http://autostraddle.wordpress.com/2008/01/06/recap-the-l-word-season-five-episode-one-501-lgb-tease/#comment-4765 I fucking love these recaps. It's like some superchef peers into my fridge at the bland and uninspiring incongruity of ingredients and concocts michelin starred, crack sprinkled treats. Thank you, you gorgeous beastie! I fucking love these recaps. It’s like some superchef peers into my fridge at the bland and uninspiring incongruity of ingredients and concocts michelin starred, crack sprinkled treats. Thank you, you gorgeous beastie!

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]]> By: Kai http://www.autostraddle.com/recap-l-word-season-five-episode-one-501-lgb-tease/#comment-4764 Kai Tue, 08 Jan 2008 23:44:00 +0000 http://autostraddle.wordpress.com/2008/01/06/recap-the-l-word-season-five-episode-one-501-lgb-tease/#comment-4764 Great recap. I'm new to your recaps, and thank Edilma for the introduction. And of course, I agree with Edilma about (one) of the best quotes...<br/><br/>"It Stand for Tegan, Obvs"<br/><br/>So funny. And I love Tegan (I wonder if she loves me?) ha!<br/><br/>Keep up the great work girls! Great recap. I’m new to your recaps, and thank Edilma for the introduction. And of course, I agree with Edilma about (one) of the best quotes…

“It Stand for Tegan, Obvs”

So funny. And I love Tegan (I wonder if she loves me?) ha!

Keep up the great work girls!

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