Come Party With Us At PYT Productions' HOLIDAY STRADDLE, The 2011 Autostraddle Calendar Girls Release Party

Hey hey gurl do you live in or nearLA? What are you doing Friday night? Whatever it is, you should cancel it, because something way cooler is happening -- PYT Productions and Autostraddle.com are throwing a party to celebrate our first-ever Autostraddle Calendar, which you should order this week if you want it in time for the holidays WHICH OF COURSE YOU DO.

When you read these official words from PYT Productions, imagine Charlene is yelling them at you on a megaphone.

FREE COVER! FREE COVER! FREE COVER!

**A PYT TEA ROOM EXCLUSIVE**

2011 CALENDAR GIRLS Release Party!

FRIDAY NIGHT - DECEMBER 17TH

PYT Productions presents.....

"THE HOLIDAY STRADDLE PARTY"

With your special guest hosts AUTOSTRADDLE.COM!

Miss April & Design Director Alex & Miss December Party at PYT

The ladies of PYT team up with the HOTTEST LESBIAN website to date, to bring you the ULTIMATE HOLIDAY WHITE PARTY! The 2011 Autostraddle Calendar is now on sale!! Get your copy on the website or purchase yours at PYT this FRIDAY NIGHT! It's the Sexiest Hottest Lesbian calendar out there!!

It's gonna be quite the debaucherous evening. With old skool jamz, hip hop, dance & house... Music will penetrate your body... HOT SEXY BEAUTIFUL LESBIANS will definitely be in attendance!

miss april, miss december, whitney mixter

*** Resident DJ SARATONIN!! ***

*** Resident DJ EUPHORIC!! ***

*** Holiday straddle photos by ABZ CRUZ ***

Friday nights get craaaaaazy!!! Come on in and see what all the buzz is about. You won't be disappointed!

ATTIRE: It's gonna be a WHITE Christmas. Bust out your WHITE PARTY Attire!!

WHEN: Friday December 17, 2010 @ 9:30pm

Cover: FREE FREE FREE ALL NIGHT!

RSVP to [email protected]

WHERE: "H.WOOD". - Tea Room
@ 1738 N Orange Dr.
Hollywood, CA

So we'll see you there right? Alex's dance moves look even better in person, just saying! THIS WILL BE THE MOST ULTIMATE BEST PARTY IN THE ENTIRE WORLD TO EVER HAPPEN TO THE HOMOGAYSEXUAL COMMUNITY MAYBE SOMEONE WILL EVEN SIGN YOUR CALENDAR!

47 responses to “Come Party With Us At PYT Productions' HOLIDAY STRADDLE, The 2011 Autostraddle Calendar Girls Release Party”

m
December 13, 2010 at 5:09 pm Permalink Reply

i read the whole thing in the megaphone voice, i couldn’t stop

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1. e
  December 13, 2010 at 5:54 pm Permalink Reply
  
  mine was more of a radio special effects voice, and it was almost annoying. almost.
  
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Laneia (member)
December 13, 2010 at 5:27 pm Permalink Reply

ALEX
DANCING

DANCING
ALEX

sensory overload

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Robin
December 13, 2010 at 6:00 pm Permalink Reply

Next year’s calendar is shooting in LA in January, so if you want to be considered for it, let us know!! Maybe go to the party and chat with the LA autostraddle ladies!! Its going to be completely awesome and totally unique in lots of ways so GET READY.

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1. Charlene Borrrrrrrrja!!!!
  December 13, 2010 at 6:59 pm Permalink Reply
  
  I love me some AUTOSTRADDLE!
  
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Dina
December 13, 2010 at 7:01 pm Permalink Reply

WHY DO I LIVE IN AUSTRALIA

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1. tarzzee
  December 14, 2010 at 6:22 am Permalink Reply
  
  DITTO!!!!!
  and I need a goooood party right now, Ive had the week from hell!!! hrmph….
  ah well girlfeasts xmas party is on Friday too…wont be as good but it will just have to do!
  
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Charlene Borja
December 13, 2010 at 7:01 pm Permalink Reply

P.S. I want to be considered for the next issue.
I’m just sayin… hahahahahaha

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shakingpaper
December 13, 2010 at 7:28 pm Permalink Reply

is it 21+ only?

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Alice (member)
December 13, 2010 at 7:30 pm Permalink Reply Report user

Of course I’m flying home for Christmas tomorrow morning. FML.

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wasteunit (member)
December 13, 2010 at 7:36 pm Permalink Reply Report user

Why do all the sweet AS parties happen away from me? Can the next one be in my bedroom? Please? You won’t be disappointed.

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1. Jader (member)
  December 13, 2010 at 8:39 pm Permalink Reply Report user
  
  will everyone be invited? will there be BBQ?
  
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  1. wasteunit (member)
    December 13, 2010 at 8:48 pm Permalink Reply Report user
    
    Yes and yes. Also, this is a google image result for “BBQ sauce face,” so that’s a really good sign.
    
    http://img.amazon.ca/images/I/51pZqcoPIhL._BO2,204,203,200_PIsitb-sticker-arrow-click,TopRight,35,-76_AA300_SH20_OU15_.jpg
    
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    1. terracottatoes (member)
      December 13, 2010 at 11:51 pm Permalink Reply Report user
      
      wasteunit have i told you lately that i love you.
      
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    2. Jader (member)
      December 14, 2010 at 5:21 pm Permalink Reply Report user
      
      hell.yes.
      
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  2. allie (member)
    December 14, 2010 at 1:55 am Permalink Reply Report user
    
    why do all lesbians have fixations with BBQ lately…. /cue smartypants
    
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    1. smartypants (member)
      December 15, 2010 at 5:08 pm Permalink Reply Report user
      
      oops….sorry-missed my cue–I was out back BBQing—
      
      (Allie, I can only speak for myself. BBQ is both noun and verb in my life. As a native California, I share this DNA with Texans as well. Case in point, Riese calls it “grilling”.)
      
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      1. Dani (member)
        December 16, 2010 at 1:36 am Permalink Reply Report user
        
        You grill out and eat BBQ – in North Carolina anyways.
        
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YumeLook (member)
December 13, 2010 at 7:57 pm Permalink Reply Report user

Damn now I just need an excuse for boss why I will be gone Friday…..

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foist
December 13, 2010 at 8:05 pm Permalink Reply

What’s the deal with Miss January, Miss February, and Miss March?

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1. wallow (member)
  December 14, 2010 at 12:13 am Permalink Reply Report user
  
  LOL.
  
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2. TSwizzle
  December 14, 2010 at 5:43 am Permalink Reply
  
  They’ve already signed up to party in Wasteunits bedroom. Prior commitments and all that.
  
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  1. JuliaOA (member)
    December 14, 2010 at 1:58 pm Permalink Reply Report user
    
    How’d you know? Wasteunit agreed to do a poster just featuring the first three months, so with that and the BBQ it seemed like the best option.
    
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kath
December 13, 2010 at 8:40 pm Permalink Reply

oh my god, miss september. swooooon.

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1. Carmen (member)
  December 13, 2010 at 11:34 pm Permalink Reply Report user
  
  Yes, yes and yessssss
  
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Emily (member)
December 13, 2010 at 8:59 pm Permalink Reply Report user

brb flying to LA

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Corey (member)
December 13, 2010 at 11:17 pm Permalink Reply Report user

I want to go. Oh wait I can! Yippee.

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1. Laneia (member)
  December 14, 2010 at 6:43 pm Permalink Reply
  
  jealousy. it is a thing i have.
  
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LK (member)
December 14, 2010 at 12:09 am Permalink Reply Report user

Will someone please tell me why living in Baltimore sounded hip?

I WANNA GO!

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1. Ziggy Hreins (member)
  December 14, 2010 at 4:43 am Permalink Reply Report user
  
  Insanity or poor taste, you choose.
  
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Dani (member)
December 14, 2010 at 12:29 am Permalink Reply Report user

Why do I live in North Carolina? I can’t remember any of the pros for this option at the moment. I can’t wait for pictures and commentary so I can pretend like I was there. Keep that in mind when you go, lucky biotches.

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wallow (member)
December 14, 2010 at 12:33 am Permalink Reply Report user

I live close to LA, but almost every article of clothing I own is black. I have one white bra, one white pair of undies, and one white tanktop (which I never even wear anyway because I’m a t-shirt kind of gal), but I’m pretty sure that’s not what was meant by “party attire”, haha. Appropriate for a party in my pants, maybe, but not a party irl.

Also… “Shyness is nice and shyness can stop you from doing all the things in life you’d like to.” Which basically means I’m not going, but I REALLY, REALLY want to.

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ClittyMcLabia (member)
December 14, 2010 at 1:51 am Permalink Reply Report user

Can babies go? I’m under the legal age of being drunk. It’s unfortunate when this event is 45 minutes away from your house and you can’t attend cause the law says no.

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1. allie (member)
  December 14, 2010 at 1:57 am Permalink Reply Report user
  
  im just curious as to what your middle name is
  
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  1. Jader (member)
    December 14, 2010 at 5:20 pm Permalink Reply Report user
    
    yes, as am i.
    
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    1. Alice (member)
      December 15, 2010 at 4:28 pm Permalink Reply Report user
      
      Doubtless it’s a traditional name like Vagina.
      
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      1. terracottatoes (member)
        December 15, 2010 at 5:19 pm Permalink Reply Report user
        
        What a mouthful.
        
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        ClittyMcLabia (member)
        December 17, 2010 at 1:12 am Permalink
        
        It’s actually Mons Pubis.
        
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checkeredpaint
December 14, 2010 at 2:21 am Permalink Reply

It’s so tantalizingly close. :C Too bad it’s the last place I’d be allowed to go to.

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Natasha (member)
December 14, 2010 at 3:09 am Permalink Reply Report user

Like many people it seems, this would be cooler if I could go. As much as I am whiling to make the drive from Seattle, my ripe age of 17 would probably hinder me a little bit.
I can adopt a dog but I can’t go into a bar… Where’s the logic?

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Aucoeur (member)
December 14, 2010 at 3:57 am Permalink Reply Report user

AMG wait you guys, for real i can really go to this?

!!!!

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Charlene Borja
December 14, 2010 at 8:09 am Permalink Reply

Haha! Thanks ALEX for the “shout out”. Hahaha. Microphone will be in full effect just for you. FRIDAY night is going to be amazing! You ladies will be rockin the mic as well. Viva la AutoStraddle!! See u WEDNESDAY & FRIDAY! hahaha. Love u long time!

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Dorothy
December 14, 2010 at 8:57 am Permalink Reply

Every time I see ‘PYT’ I can’t help but think of Michael Jackson’s ‘Pretty Young Thing’

This is a good thing

I like that song

I live in England and can’t go however

This is a bad thing

I need alcohol

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m. on the rocks (member)
December 14, 2010 at 5:37 pm Permalink Reply Report user

haha i’m not from the us, but i just came by to say: that sarah-romy-whitney photo is golden!!

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Denbo is my HomeGirl (member)
December 14, 2010 at 6:06 pm Permalink Reply Report user

OMG I am so going to this party. I want to party with Autostraddlers. And I want to be a calendar girl. And I want a pony. Too much?

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Amanda
December 14, 2010 at 10:42 pm Permalink Reply

Me when I saw the title of this post: “Yaaaay! Please be in New York. I will even take that scary catching on fire, breaking down, scarily able to make it from Boston to New York bus.” (Scrolls down) “It’s in LA. Boooooo. “

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1. Amanda
  December 14, 2010 at 10:47 pm Permalink Reply
  
  should say: able to make it from Boston to New York in 3 hours bus. (that’s just wrong.)
  
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