Come Party With Us At PYT Productions’ HOLIDAY STRADDLE, The 2011 Autostraddle Calendar Girls Release Party

Hey hey gurl do you live in or nearLA? What are you doing Friday night? Whatever it is, you should cancel it, because something way cooler is happening – PYT Productions and Autostraddle.com are throwing a party to celebrate our first-ever Autostraddle Calendar, which you should order this week if you want it in time for the holidays WHICH OF COURSE YOU DO.

When you read these official words from PYT Productions, imagine Charlene is yelling them at you on a megaphone.

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**A PYT TEA ROOM EXCLUSIVE**

2011 CALENDAR GIRLS Release Party!

FRIDAY NIGHT - DECEMBER 17TH

PYT Productions presents…..

“THE HOLIDAY STRADDLE PARTY”

With your special guest hosts AUTOSTRADDLE.COM!

Miss April & Design Director Alex & Miss December Party at PYT

The ladies of PYT team up with the HOTTEST LESBIAN website to date, to bring you the ULTIMATE HOLIDAY WHITE PARTY! The 2011 Autostraddle Calendar is now on sale!! Get your copy on the website or purchase yours at PYT this FRIDAY NIGHT! It’s the Sexiest Hottest Lesbian calendar out there!!

It’s gonna be quite the debaucherous evening. With old skool jamz, hip hop, dance & house… Music will penetrate your body… HOT SEXY BEAUTIFUL LESBIANS will definitely be in attendance!

miss april, miss december, whitney mixter

*** Resident DJ SARATONIN!! ***

*** Resident DJ EUPHORIC!! ***

***  Holiday straddle photos by ABZ CRUZ ***

Friday nights get craaaaaazy!!! Come on in and see what all the buzz is about. You won’t be disappointed!

ATTIRE: It’s gonna be a WHITE Christmas. Bust out your WHITE PARTY Attire!!

WHEN: Friday December 17, 2010 @ 9:30pm

Cover: FREE FREE FREE ALL NIGHT!

RSVP to [email protected]

WHERE: “H.WOOD”. – Tea Room
@ 1738 N Orange Dr.
Hollywood, CA

So we’ll see you there right? Alex’s dance moves look even better in person, just saying! THIS WILL BE THE MOST ULTIMATE BEST PARTY IN THE ENTIRE WORLD TO EVER HAPPEN TO THE HOMOGAYSEXUAL COMMUNITY MAYBE SOMEONE WILL EVEN SIGN YOUR CALENDAR!

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    Next year’s calendar is shooting in LA in January, so if you want to be considered for it, let us know!! Maybe go to the party and chat with the LA autostraddle ladies!! Its going to be completely awesome and totally unique in lots of ways so GET READY.

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      DITTO!!!!!
      and I need a goooood party right now, Ive had the week from hell!!! hrmph….
      ah well girlfeasts xmas party is on Friday too…wont be as good but it will just have to do!

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    Why do I live in North Carolina? I can’t remember any of the pros for this option at the moment. I can’t wait for pictures and commentary so I can pretend like I was there. Keep that in mind when you go, lucky biotches.

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    I live close to LA, but almost every article of clothing I own is black. I have one white bra, one white pair of undies, and one white tanktop (which I never even wear anyway because I’m a t-shirt kind of gal), but I’m pretty sure that’s not what was meant by “party attire”, haha. Appropriate for a party in my pants, maybe, but not a party irl.

    Also… “Shyness is nice and shyness can stop you from doing all the things in life you’d like to.” Which basically means I’m not going, but I REALLY, REALLY want to.

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    Like many people it seems, this would be cooler if I could go. As much as I am whiling to make the drive from Seattle, my ripe age of 17 would probably hinder me a little bit.
    I can adopt a dog but I can’t go into a bar… Where’s the logic?

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    Haha! Thanks ALEX for the “shout out”. Hahaha. Microphone will be in full effect just for you. FRIDAY night is going to be amazing! You ladies will be rockin the mic as well. Viva la AutoStraddle!! See u WEDNESDAY & FRIDAY! hahaha. Love u long time!

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    Every time I see ‘PYT’ I can’t help but think of Michael Jackson’s ‘Pretty Young Thing’

    This is a good thing

    I like that song

    I live in England and can’t go however

    This is a bad thing

    I need alcohol

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    Me when I saw the title of this post: “Yaaaay! Please be in New York. I will even take that scary catching on fire, breaking down, scarily able to make it from Boston to New York bus.” (Scrolls down) “It’s in LA. Boooooo. :(“

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