Pretty Little Liars 323: I’m Your Sock Puppet

This week on Pretty Little Liars we set ourselves up for the big season finale. Let’s build all the tension!

We open on the grim sad grey walls of Radley where the Liars are finally visiting Spencer. Honey Badger, aka Spencer, don’t give a shit.

up the butt

HOLD IT RIGHT THERE. WE’RE GOING TO HAVE TO DO A QUICK CAVITY SEARCH.

The girls aren’t just here for chit-chat and feel betters, they actually have big news. The police found a body out in the woods! Except it wasn’t TobAy’s body. It was some other bro. Probably because TobAy is definitely not dead and this is just the most obnoxious ploy ever.

yummm

AND THIS PLACE ALSO SMELLS LIKE FRIED CHICKEN WHICH IS REALLY FREAKING ME OUT, OKAY?

The Liara want Spencer to come home but she’s so super not ready. I feel like this complete personality change doesn’t make any sense, even in light of the TobAy break-up freakout. Old Spencer would be shitting her pants at the lost college application time.

are you in good hands?

BECAUSE I HAVE ALLSTATE

Back in her room, Spencer has something under her pillow. Is it a knife? A bow and arrow? A huge dildo? An illogical yet effective lesbian plot line for this show? Those all sound pretty impossible. Regardless, we won’t find out yet.

and then emily will go as Esmerelda and we'll be together forever

YES THIS PILLOW WILL COMPLETE MY QUASIMODO COSTUME

Back at Emily’s house, she and Hanna act all Odd Couple, as though they’ve never had a sleepover. Which is off since they lived together last season for some long but ultimately undetermined amount of time.

sex tips from hanna

SO YOU APPLY PRESSURE WITH YOUR PALM BUT LEAVE YOUR FINGERS LIGHT LIKE THIS

Hanna is still wicked worried that Wilden is hot on her tail what with her sinking his car and all. Emily, on the other hand, thinks there’s nothing to worry about because, contrary to popular belief and the movie Cars, Honda Civics don’t just un-sink themselves.

yum

AND THEN WE’D ALL HAVE REST STOP BOSTON MARKET FOR THANKSGIVING

Pam rocks up so that she and Emily can marvel at what a disgusting slob Hanna is. Why are the pretty, put together ones also the messiest? Is that a thing? Then Pam dishes out more of that awesome parenting advice that she and Ella both read in Rosewood Parenting Monthly (subscriptions now only $19.99 per year).

putting the ham in hamlet

UNLESS THAT TRAGEDY WAS WRITTEN BY SHAKESPEARE IN WHICH CASE IT’S A FAILURE OF THE PUBLIC SCHOOLS THAT YOU HAVEN’T TAKEN IT ON ALREADY

Over at Le Petite Cafe Petite, Aria and Ezra share a Krispie Kreme donut. The two discuss going back in the Inappropriate Age Closet. Aria thinks they should be on the DL as long as Ezra is teaching again. Ezra, on the other hand wants them to be here, queer and for corporate sponsors to get the hell used to it.

actually technically born that way

BABY, WE WERE BORN THIS WAY… TEN YEARS APART.

Just then, Ezra gets a call from Maggie. She needs Ezra to pick up Malcolm at Karate the following day. I’m starting to hate that kid Malcolm, but only really because I misspelled his name “Malcome” fourteen times before realizing it. Unfortunately, Ezra has a second interview for a substitute teaching job, which is funny because last time I checked the only credentials you needed to sub were a pulse and to not be currently fucking a high school student. Oh.

inspector gadget here

GO GO GADGET PHONE

Aria volunteers to babysit Malcolm and Ezra agrees even though the last time she babysat Malcolm literally busted his face place.

camp

YOU JUST ALL RUB YOUR HANDS TOGETHER LIKE THIS AND IT SOUNDS LIKE RAIN. I SWEAR TRY IT.

Outside the school, Hanna and Caleb do more of that lesbian shit where they talk about all of their feelings about Caleb’s dad.

how many cats is too many cats?

LETS GET ANOTHER CAT TO BE FRIENDS WITH OUR CURRENT CAT

Starsweep to the locker set of Rosewood High, Emily is getting text messages from Shana. And Paige is out of town. Aria immediately identifies this as sexy time crush texting and Emily can barely deny it without her ovaries bursting forth with lesbionic love waves. I know we all love Paige now and forever, but this is one step closer to seeing Emily hug Shana with her legs in friendship. I wouldn’t say no to that.

lets buy a bunch of cats, act like we're not into each other and then get drunk and fist

EMOJI TEXT: KITTEN KITTEN KITTEN, WINKING FACE, MARTINI GLASS, FIST

Hanna meets up with the other two and Emily convinces her and Aria to come check out the body at the morgue. Hanna doesn’t have anything important to contribute, but she does drop this little gem.

and so many cats

HE JUST HAS SO MANY FEELINGS

Back over at Radley, the only doctor in town shows up. That’s right, Wren hits the scene! Just in time to because Lamb the Orderly has just given Spencer some complicated MonA board game.

or even dominion

WELL IT’S NO SETTLERS OF CATAN THAT’S FOR SURE

Wren peaces out and Spencer takes a better look at MonA’s board game. She realizes it’s actually a map. A map for sneaking out of Radley through a window. I would be a hell of a lot more excited about this if abcFamily would stop telling me to tweet #MonasMap. I know what a map is, abcFamily, I saw Treasure Planet.

mischief managed

I SOLEMNLY SWEAR I AM UP TO NO GOOD

Over in Ella’s Classroom of Language and Love, Ella pulls Hanna aside. Ella can’t get ahold of Ashley because she’s out of town and everyone knows cell phones don’t work in New York City. Ella goes against the logic any parent might use ever and tells Hanna that Jamie potentially stole a church bell and replaced it with a cheap knock-off. To the tune of one hundreds thousand million billion dollars. Why is a church spending so much on a bell anyways? Aren’t there underserved who need serving in Rosewood?

fyi there are a lot

OR IF YOU FIND THAT TOO HARD, PERHAPS MEMORIZING ALL OF THE EPILEPSY DRUGS WOULD BE EASIER

Hanna and Caleb have dinner with Jamie which would be super nice if we didn’t know that Ella thinks Jamie is a snake who tried to sell the city of Rosewood on a monorail and a bunch of invisible instruments.

threes company too

threes company too

Jamie even gives Hanna a thank you necklace which would also be super nice if it wasn’t clear that this is not a girl who lets middle age men pick out her accessories. Jamie gets a phone call and leaves the dinner table. You can see the metaphorical shit launching into the air towards a window fan on the other side of the room.

dragons

WOW BABE OUR MATCHING NECK TATOOS REALLY DID TURN OUT GREAT

When Jamie returns to the dinner table he has horrible but predictable news. He’s been fired for potential theft!

Pineapple Express

SORRY GUYS, I WOULD STAY BUT I JUST HEARD ABOUT SOME GREAT WEED AT A PARTY DOWNTOWN

Meanwhile, Mama Hastings shows up at Radley to try to bring Spencer home. Spencer is sort of not really okay at all and wants to stay. All of the Pretty Little Liars usually crazy Spencer schtick aside, it’s actually a good scene. I can’t help but think of how many times overbearing mothers have tried to drag their type A, high-achieving, over-extended, bursting at the seams daughters out of mental hospital.

selfie

BUT LIZZ FROM AUTOSTRADDLE FEATURED BOTH OF THESE ITEMS IN STYLE THIEF!

neverrr

I HATE STYLE THIEF. THEY NEVER FEATURE PEOPLE I KNOW OF

the best

I MEAN WHO EVEN IS JASIKA NICOLE?

i will i promise!

CAN’T SHE JUST DO KD LANG AND MAKE US ALL HAPPY?

Mama Hastings presses Spencer to tell her what in grape juice’s name is going on with her. She remarks that the last time she saw someone “hold on to secret so tightly” it was Ali. Before she DIED. Obviously.

Cue the fuzzy pastel flashback.

We zoom in on Mama Hastings up for a little wake and bake when Alison shows up at the door with a bloody lip.

love it

HOW DO I NOT MAKE A CUM JOKE HERE?!

or maybe 28

PLEASE DON’T TELL ANYONE I’M ALMOST THIRTY AND STILL TRYING TO PLAY A NINTH-GRADER

She was supposed to be in Spencers bedroom but she had snuck out momentarily. Ali begged Mama Hastings not to say anything and keep the whole encounter a secret. And then she DIED. That’s right kids, the moral of the story is that lying gets you dead. Wait. I think I just figured out this TV show.

cave man toby

NO BUT HE MIGHT JUST BE THE CRO-MAGNON WE THOUGHT HE WAS

Timewarp into the night where the Liars are back in their candy striper outfits. Why? To please us, I think. And to track down the John Doe found out in the woods!

pffffff

HOW’S THAT FART TRACKER WORKING HANNA? HAVE YOU FIGURED OUT WHO FARTED IN THE ELEVATOR YET? OH SHIT GUYS, IT’S IN THE HALL TOO. THIS WHOLE BUILDING IS INFESTED WITH FARTS.

The Liars have snuck into the morgue using their Mary-Kate and Ashley detective kits and a stolen medical ID. At least I assume so since the the whole hospital/morgue break-in took place off screen. Someone please inform the PLL writers that you need about a million ID clearance swipes to get to a morgue. Or into a hospital.

pff pff pff

COMMONLY MISTAKEN FOR FARTS

Hanna, scared that the body might be actually be TobAy’s, suggests they just look for his tattoo. Because there is only one of every tatto and there’s no way to give a tatto to a dead person. Anyways the girls get nervous that someone is coming and finally just unzip the bag and it’s Alison!

freaky masks

SMMMMMMMMOKIN’

Just kidding it’s one of those freaky Alison masks. They pull it off and I think it’s not TobAy based on the Liars reactions, but I can’t be sure because all white guys look the same to me.

seriously though all men look the same no joke

LIKE IF YOU TOLD ME THIS GUY WAS ON MADMEN OR BOTH SEASONS OF GAME OF THRONES I WOULD BELIEVE YOU.

The sun rises on Radley, home of the best metal healthcare in Pennsylvania. Lamb shows up again and Spencer brings up the board game and Wren. Lamb is pretty tight lipped. He won’t give Spencer any details on the game. He pretty much hates Wren and thinks he’s a bad dude. That being said, I still think Lamb is probably drugging Spencer with all those pills. Or is he?!

why do they even have one in a mental hospital

I KNOW IT MIGHT NOT SEEM LIKE I NEED THIS WHEEL CHAIR, BUT THAT’S ONLY BECAUSE I DON’T AT ALL WHATSOEVER

Good thing Spencer is cheeking her pills!

im super serious

DON’T TRY THIS AT HOME. SERIOUSLY. DON’T.

Outside school, Hanna and Caleb have a little heart to heart. Well Caleb wants to talk about all of his feelings but Hanna wants to study and ignore them. C’mon Hanna, Caleb needs to talk about this!!

i just have a lot of froyo feelings

WHY WOULD YOU SAY YOU DON’T LIKE FROYO? WHY WOULD YOU EVEN SAY THAT TO ME?

Caleb feels like the church committee is fucking with his dad for no good reason. Hanna feels like if he stole that dice dice baby dollar from the church collection box there must be more theft afoot. Caleb has a lot of feelings about it.

and so many cats

At Malcolm’s Karate class, Aria shows up to play Mommy Pick-up. The Karate instructor informs her that Malcolm has already been picked up. By Aria Montgomery. Oh fuck that’s Aria! Obviously this means Malcolm is with A. The annoying thing is that Malcolm knows who Aria is. She’s his babysitter. You would think he would have said something. Unless Aria has a secret evil twin we don’t know about!

get a dick in it

ARIA DOES THE “OH FUCK” FACE BETTER THAN ANYONE ELSE ON THE SHOW.

According to a flyer in his cubby, A took Malcolm to a carnival. Did I say a carnival? Because I mean the creepiest carnival ever. Lets take a minute to explore the things Aria encountered as she approached my worse nightmare ever.

im terrified

THIS BIZZARE-O ALIEN PUPPET

my grandmother is a clown

THIS TERRIFYING KILLER CLOWN

nothing scarier than a penis

THIS GUY WITH A PENIS MASK ON HIS FACE

Aria runs all over the fairgrounds looking for Malcolm, but surprisingly, runs into her mother. This is never explained or rationalized. Unless it’s cleared up in the next episode I’m going to assume Holly Marie Combs had an extra 3 minutes of screen time in her contract to kill.

love piper

MISSED THE MEMO ABOUT INFINITY SCARVES BEING IN

Elsewhere, Orderly Lamb and Dr. Wren have a run-in outside Spencer’s room. Lamb wants to give Spencer a book but Wren is like, “Bro, back off, there’s only room in Spencer life for one age inappropriate man and that’s me.”

lol anuses

OH. WOW. UM. WE USUALLY RESERVE THE ENEMAS FOR NURSES TO PERFORM…

Wren: We’re not having the same problem, are we?

Sounds to me like Orderly Lamb and MonA were getting down with their bad selves mental hospital style.

Caleb’s dad comes by Hanna’s house for god knows what reason. He says he’s been running all over the place trying to figure out where the real bell went. Odd isn’t, that the good people of Rosewood would jump to firing the contractors before anyone’s made a single call to the shop.

how could you?

YOU DVRED OVER MY SAY YES TO THE DRESS EPISODES?!

Caleb confronts him about the dice dollars and Jamie explains that he was given that as a cash upfront for his service and the both laugh the whole thing off. Just kidding, Caleb just blows up at his dad without explanation. He also cries a bunch and brings up a few very valid points about how being a good father tends to include not abandoning your kid.

so angry

ARE YOU REALLY JUST GONNA GO AROUND CLAIMING THAT THE PATRIARCHY DOESN’T EXIST?!

Adults in Rosewood are unable to control their own emotions or act like grown-ups and Jamie stomps out. Why is this plot line taking so long?

At the carnival, Malcolm is, yup, still missing. If only they’d installed a tracking device in this kid. Aria decides she’s going to go to the police. A doesn’t much like police, so just then Aria notices a puppet show.

WHAT COULD IT BE

I’M NOT SURE WHAT TO DO BUT WE’D BETTER FIGURE IT OUT SOON. MY SLEEVE IS ABOUT TO UNZIP COMPLETELY AND WHAT’S BENEATH IT IS ANYONE’S GUESS.

She walks in and Malcolm is sitting alone claiming that the next show is about to start. Aria is confused as to why Malcolm didn’t wait for her, but he’s all like, “Nah, this shit is NBD. I go with strangers all the time.” He is literally the most docile kid ever. Which is weird because last episode he was bouncing off the walls and right into the hospital. Then again, earlier this season he was played by a totally different actor. So.

puppies for everyone

SHE ALSO SAID YOU WERE GOING TO BUY ME A PUPPY. SO LET’S GET TO IT.

This would be a really good time to bust out your cell phone and show Malcolm pictures of the people you know and ask him which person picked him up. Or ask the Karate instructor. Wait. What the fuck was Ella doing there? Could Ella be A?! Nah, Piper would never do that to us.

breaking the third wall

HOW DARE YOU SUGGEST MY MOTHER.

Emily shows up to the police station in a super fresh leather jacket. Aria texts in the knick of time that Malcolm is A-OK so Emily is left without a good reason for being there. Pam is unimpressed. She’s trying to cultivate a high powered career here Emily! She can’t have her teen dramarama daughter showing up all the time!

nothing but dildos

UM. WHATEVER YOU DO JUST DON’T OPEN THE BOX, OKAY?

because the police are the worse

YOU WOULD THINK IN LIGHT OF THEIR PROBLEMS ROSEWOOD WOULD HAVE MORE THAN A BOX WORTH OF MISSING PERSONS

Spencer sneaks out of her room in a babydoll nighty. I’m not sure if Radley is supplying the most inappropriate nightgowns ever or if Spencer has just been ordering her clothes from the American Girl Catalogue.

meet molly

MEET SAMANTHA

Spencer follows Mona’s map downstairs to that room where MonA lead the Liars a million billion years ago during her stint at Radley. Spencer finds Ali going through old records. I love how seeing Ali isn’t even surprising anymore. Whether she’s an illusion or a twin or not dead, this Ali seem to be an incarnation of our favorite version of Ali, Gay-Ali. They slow dance, I assume to KC and Jo-Jo’s I’ll Make Love to You. This is high school after all.

lezzie shit

AND I’LL HOLD YOU TIGHT, BABY ALL THROUGH THE NIGHT

Ali leads Spencer to a rocking horse. The horse has a detachable head (a mighty fine feature if I do say so myself) and it’s filled with MonA’s old ID badges and visitor passes for sneaking people in and out. Just then Wren walks in.

sooo busted

BUSTED

Aria and Ezra meet up for dinner. Aria looks like she needs a huge glass of wine. Why? Because she almost got Ezra’s kid killed. Ezra doesn’t care though. Malcolm reported all’s clear in the atmosphere. Aria tries to break things off with Ezra and he’s like “Nah, we got this.” Except Aria is actually totally serious and wants out. I wonder how long until she shacks up with Wesleywolf.

who put her in that

RE: WEARING THAT SHIRT THAT WEIRDLY OUTLINES HER BOOBS

This is how his face goes.

mrow?

ARE YOU SERIOUS?

shiiiiit

OH YOU ARE SERIOUS.

but check out that ass

DAMN SHE IS REALLY LEAVING.

poop pants

JUST SHIT MY PANTS AGAIN.

Back in Spookyville, Spencer freaks out at Wren, pointing out that he signed a vistors pass for Cece to enjoy a conjugal visit with MonA. Wren explains that Ali got Cece kicked out of college for “some stunt she pulled at a frat party.” I’m going to assume this is referring to the time Alison pushed some girl down the stairs at one of Ian’s parties. Wren thought Cece could help MonA heal her pain. Clearly, Wren thought wrong.

weird dark room

TRUTH OR DARE. AND DON’T SAY TRUTH BECAUSE THAT’S SO LAME.

Pam pulls Emily aside and tells her that she knows something that Emily can’t tell her friends. Like Pam will lose her job level can’t tell her friends. Which is dumb because Pam knows Hanna will be back soon. Adults on this show need to stop telling teenagers not to tell their friends stuff. That’s just not how teenagers work.

fisting

LIKE ALL THE WAY IN?

Either way, Pam tells Emily they found another body out in the woods. One with “significant damage to the body” which I’m pretty sure means no nose. Gross. Anyways they won’t know more until the morning even though they’ve already had a report that TobAy’s been murdered and they have his prints on file. Rosewood literally has the most incompetent police of all time.

and lovely lips

AFTER STARING AT THIS PICTURE FOR APPROXIMATELY FIVE MINUTES ALL LEMON AND I COULD COME UP WITH WAS “WOW SHE HAS BIG EYES. LIKE A FROG.”

Hanna and Caleb follow everyone else in town to the carnival. I mean, they don’t go into the carnival, that would mean potentially making new friends and these two have some episodes of True Blood to Netflix and a serious knitting project to work on when they get home. They’re just stopping for a coffee nearby.

obviously

I JUST HATE WHEN THEY CALL IT A CAPPUCCINO AND IT’S OBVIOUSLY A LATTE.

Caleb is upset and feels stupid for giving his dad a second chance. I’m pretty furious his dad isn’t even calling to try to explain himself. Just then, of course, A texts Hanna revealing that she was behind it all along. Yup, this plot line of shit continued its journey across the living room over the coffee table and finally collided with the fan we spotted like four episodes ago.

loud sex brings us in

AND WHEN YOU WANT YOUR RIDING CROP BACK JUST MAKE A BUNCH OF SPANKING NOISES.

Caleb goes off to chase down his dad and Hanna meets up with Aria to commiserate. What bad luck they’ve been having. It’s almost like someone is plotting against them.

hot leather

IT’S SO HOT IN HERE. WHY ON EARTH DID I WEAR A LEATHER SHIRT?!

Emily, doing the opposite of what her mom said, runs over and tells her friends that they found another body. Great, now they think TobAy is dead too. Guys. He’s fucking faking it. Clearly.

james franco cant really act

GUYS DID YOU SEE OZ? IT WAS TERRIBLE.

Back in her room at Radley, Spencer eyes her little baggie of pills. For a terrifying second I thought she was going to take them all, but she doesn’t. Instead she reaches in her pillowcase again and pulls something else out. Oh, and a black hoodie and tickets to a puppet show. Because, according to a voice over, Spencer’s officially on the A team.

or applique

LOOKS A LITTLE SHORT FOR A DRESS, BUT OH WELL. MAYBE I SHOULD EMBROIDER IT.

Wait. Was Spencer giving her pills to Malcolm?! Did they drug the little kid? Bold move A-Team. Bold move. Letting someone see you and know you’re A. Someone who’s unpredictable and hard to control like a kid? That’s like asking to get caught.

it was spencer

THAT’S RIGHT BITCHES. I KILLED JENNY.

In fact, I think that’s entirely what’s going on here. I think the A-Team isn’t really letting Spencer in. If they did she wouldn’t still have questions for Wren. Plus then she would know that TobAy isn’t really dead. So the A-Team is just playing Spencer for a fool, trying to get her caught by the other Liars so that they can’t even trust each other anymore.

This makes perfect sense as a set-up for next episode. First the Liars will bust Spencer for helping the A-Team. I. Marlene King promised Red Coat and potentially also another A would get revealed next episode, but even if Spencer figures it out, the other Liars won’t believe her.

Top contenders for the A-Team?
1. Ali’s Evil Twin
2. Cece
3. That guy who knew Emily’s name who will turn out to be someone’s secret love child.
4. Lamb
5. Wren

I’ve specifically left Shana and Paige of this list in hopes that the Gay TV Gods supply us with a rockin’ lezzie threesome.

In our final cut scene it’s revealed that whoever Spencer saw out there may have had TobAy’s tattoo, but it was a lick and stick. Obviously. Because TobAy is totally totally totally still alive.

so hairless

SHOCKINGLY HAIRLESS MAN.

Tune in next week for the season finale when everything I’ve predicted all season long will turn out to be true and I will reign supreme, shouting “I told you so” from the rooftops.

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25 Comments

  1. Re “PLEASE DON’T TELL ANYONE I’M ALMOST THIRTY AND STILL TRYING TO PLAY A NINTH-GRADER,” that would be true of almost all of the other actors playing teenagers on this show, but Sasha Pieterse, who plays Alison, only turned 17 last month!

    • Sometimes I’m not even sure anymore if he’s actually as lesbian as I think he is or if I’m just seeing him that way.

  2. This was a convoluting episode, again, but I like the boldness of Spencer kidnapping Malcolm. And I cheered when Aria told Ezra that it’s over.

    (p.s. Cro-Magnon refers to Anatomically Modern Humans, so, congrats, you said that Toby looks human)

    • I thought it sort of referred to Early Modern Humans. He’s not a neanderthal, just a good old fashioned caveman.

      • Ahh, that makes sense. Sorry for assuming you were going with the outdated insult of calling someone a Neanderthal.

  3. I love whenever Pam is on. Nia Peeples is still one fine looking woman. The Fields really are the hottest family in Rosewood.

  4. Pretty sure Shana is on the A-Team or A-team adjacent because of her role on the official “Pretty Dirty Secrets” webshow that ran before the Halloween episode. It stared Shana and she was constantly making sketch phone calls and sent text pics of each of the girls’ costumes to someone. I hope not, but it seems like that’s what’s going on.

    Also pretty sure CeeCee is red coat and Wren is A-Team. I want to trust Lamb over the guy hitting on an underage girl.

    • You’re probably right regarding Shana and the A-Team, but I’m really hoping for leg hugging anyways.

  5. Pretty sure the random dead guy wearing the Ali mask was actually Spencer’s private investigator – the one she hired to trail Toby, and who we haven’t seen for a few episodes now.

    If Spencer is on the A team, it’s obviously not to betray her friends, but to gather information and bring the A team down from the inside. Mona is obviously way to smart to allow that to happen. I think you’re right that she’s not letting Spencer all the way in – she’s invited Spencer to join the A team as a way to divide and conquer the liars, and Spencer kidnapping Malcolm was just an initiation. Aria’s going to find out from Malcolm that it was Spencer who picked him up at karate, and that’s why the freakout about Spencer being on the A team. Spencer will eventually let the liars in on what she’s doing.

  6. If you really want to wander freely around a hospital (or almost anywhere really), put on some cargo pants, grab a computer tower and some cables, and go on your way.
    I work in IT, and I’ve almost never been asked what I’m doing anywhere. Everyone sees the cables, and assumes I am where I should be. (Which I am, because I’m not a criminal)

  7. Boys II Men sing “I’ll Make Love to You.” K-Ci and JoJo sing “All My Life.” I am not sure why I know this, but it may or may not stem from the fact that both of them are on my iPod.

  8. I think Spencer is Big A in some weird twist…I’m rewatching Season 1 and she acts so weird the night Allison disappears, and then in episode 3 she knows all about the trees and how many steps to the shed…

  9. By the end of the episode I was cheering for Caleb as my favorite (even over Emily) Lesbian on the show. Then I remembered Emily’s mad crush on Ali and the fact that Emily, despite her pretty lame tactics, always seems to be ready to do some investigating into Ali’s death. So, Emily still wins, but Hannah and Caleb are gayer than the majority of my current gay couple friends and I love it.

    As for A and the whole plot, wherever it is leading. I’m going to bank on Ali’s twin being revealed. SHe’s not A though, she’s on a seperate anti-A team that Mona has been “helping,” with even though Mona doesn’t really want to. So I don’t think there will be an evil twin Ali, but a nice one OR Ali is still alive and her twin was the one that was killed.

    Mellisa Hastings may have something to do with the nice A team, she’s been in too many easy to get the girls situations to be on the real A team I think, but then again she could be since she has pretty good reasons to dislike Ali, her sister, and anyone involved, especially Wren.

    Spencer obvs won’t go totally bad though I really wish she would, I don’t know why, but I wish she would. IF it ended up that Spencer was indeed affected by mental issues and blocked out that she was the one that killed Ali, and had been doing all sorts of crazy A stuff, that would be fine with me.

  10. I stopped watching this show in November, but sometimes still enjoy reading these. What does everyone think, should I tune back in and get myself caught up? :)

  11. I work in a hospital and it is actually surprisingly easy to get everywhere, including the morgue. I am pretty sure if you are wearing scrubs and look unassuming, you would have zero problem getting in.

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