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Playlist: You Need A Car

Laneia

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You have recently found yourself in the market for a used car.

You spend hours every night on Craigslist and AutoTrader, pausing only to pour another whiskey or cold-call strangers who might be total liars or, even better, might have already sold their perfectly honest cars to some other lucky bastards. You go to bed talking about Volvos. You wake up pondering the reliability of a Hundai. You know the pros and cons of a Turbo 2.3L 4-cyl engine and that Saab stopped making hatchback 9-3s after 2002 (but will bring them back in 2012!). You can list all the standard features of a 1993 Toyota 4Runner SR5.

You are the most annoying person you know and yet you still don't have a car.

There are some sad options in your price rage. Almost everything has ripped seats or fucked transmissions or salvaged titles. You're driving your girlfriend to work so you can borrow her car and the money you both spent on gasoline last month could've made a nice downpayment on a yacht, maybe.

Bless your heart, you need some music.

Behind The Wheel - Depeche Mode
Camaro - Kings of Leon
Drive - The Cars
Short Skirt/Long Jacket - Cake
Drive - REM
Killer Cars - Radiohead
El Camino - Ween
Fast Car - Tracy Chapman
Drive My Car - The Beatles
Mercedes Benz - Janis Joplin
Used Cars - Bruce Springsteen
Fast Cars - Buzzcocks
Cars - Gary Numan
On The Road Again - Willie Nelson
Mint Car - The Cure
Vegetable Car - Joshua Radin
Girls/Fast Cars - The Wombats
Loud Music In Cars - Billy Bremner
Hymn For New Cars - Mclusky
Riding In Cars With Girls - Moi Caprice
Cars Are Cars - Paul Simon
Keep the Car Running - Arcade Fire

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Add your favorite late automotive related tracks in the comments below!

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45 responses to “Playlist: You Need A Car”

  1. Crystal

    Laneia this is amazing.
    I’d like to add “Drive” by Incubus.

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  2. Lora

    “Roadrunner” by Johnathan Richman and the Modern Lovers, my quintessential driving song.

    Also maybe “Speed Racer” by Liz Phair.

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    1. B

      Didn’t catch this before I posted. Yes. Roadrunner is the driving song. And basically everything Johnathan Richman did rocks.

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  3. cynthia

    YES.

    “Ode To My Car” – Adam Sandler
    “Shut Up & Drive” – Rihanna
    “Low Rider” – War

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  4. watson

    Cars are a sensitive subject with me at the moment. I crashed mine yesterday :/
    Also “Chasing Cars” by Snow Patrol.

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    1. AL

      oh no I hope you’re okay!

      I got in a fender-bender myself Friday, wrecked my whole weekend :( so I know how you feel.

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      1. watson

        thank you! Hope you’re alright too.
        it was nothing too serious, no one hurt thankfully. Well, my ego took a massive hit.
        Maybe we should have a support group :D

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  5. Evidux

    Ventura Highway by America. Best song all categories really.

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  6. Laura

    this is so relevant to my interests. it’s like you’re reading my mind, laneia.

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  7. mkr

    I am not a big Melissa Etheridge fan but “You Can Sleep While I Drive” is better lyrics-wise than usually you get with her.
    I am a big fan of Lucinda Williams and “Car Wheels On A Gravel Road” is one of those perfect Lucinda songs.

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  8. Crystal

    “My Car” by the Gin Blossoms.

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  9. Chloe

    Deep Purple’s Highway Star gets me every time

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  10. Roxy2

    one time i bought a beach boys cassette tape all about cars.

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    1. chrissie riot

      I want that tape.

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  11. SuperNaye

    Can I just say that this is me. I’m 21 and I dont have a car. The older I get, the more of a pain it becomes. Ugh. Hopefully next year *crosses finger* til then, i’ll listen to these songs and take rides when possible.

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    1. Dina

      I’m turning 29 tomorrow and I don’t even have a LICENSE.

      Because I’m awesome.

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      1. kakapo

        Whoo, I’m 24-rapidly-closing-in-on-25, and I’m in the same boat. We are so cool. I’m certain of it.

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        1. NewTexan

          Huh…my younger brother is 38ish and has never gotten his license. I didn’t know it was a cool thing, I guess I owe him some cred.

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  12. B

    Nice list!

    My all-time favorite car/driving song is “Roadrunner” by The Modern Lovers. If you are from Boston this is especially great.

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  13. MStadler

    Drive by Hannah Georgas is always a good one.

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  14. Emma

    this is super timely for me too, some asshat without insurance backed into me in a parking lot last week, the repairs are going to cost more than my car is worth!

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  15. sterling_sky

    Everything Bruce Springsteen. This is possibly a carryover from the Bruce Springsteen post but I’m a Canadian with a serious Springsteen habit so whatevs.

    Keep the Car Running – Arcade Fire
    Life in the Fast Lane – The Eagles (shut up.)
    Pickup Man – Joe Diffie (I like to listen to this with a complete lack of irony and slightly modified lyrics wrt gender)
    Bitchin’ Camaro – Dead Milkmen
    The Truck Got Stuck – Corb Lund Band
    Highway Unicorn – Lady Gaga

    And has no one said Tom Cochrane’s “Life is a Highway” yet? It remains a favourite forever; that Rascall Flats version is total blasphemy.

    I also have a significant love for TERRIFYINGLY cheesy/great old country songs about truckers. “Convoy”, anyone? He speaks most of the lyrics through a CB radio, what is not to love, I ask you.

    … God, my list is so much less cool than the AS one. *hangs head in shame*

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  16. Jen

    “In My Car”
    “Drive On, Driver”
    “Lonely Highway”
    “When The Open Road Is Closing In”

    by The Magnetic Fields

    I listen to other bands, I promise, but THEY ARE THE ANSWER TO EVERYTHING.

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    1. rachip

      drive on, driver = best

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  17. Samantha

    “I Can’t Drive 55″, Sammy Hagar.

    Period.

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  18. wallow

    Behind the Wheel is one of my favorite songs ever. Ever!

    Satan Is My Motor – Cake
    There Is A Light That Never Goes Out – The Smiths
    That Ain’t My Truck – Rhett Akins
    No Particular Place To Go – Chuck Berry
    America – Simon and Garfunkel

    And maybe, just maybe:
    Low Rider – War

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  19. myou

    indians scattered on dawn’s highway bleeding

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  20. Melody

    Cars are overrated.

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  21. Dani

    ‘Drive’ by funeral for a friend, ‘Headlights on dark roads’ snow patrol and I can’t believe no one’s mentioned ‘I drove all night’ by roy orbison yet

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  22. bam

    Drive and Rollin’ On by Black Stone Cherry
    Wagon Wheel by Old Crow Medicine Show
    The Traveling Song by The Avett Brothers
    B Movie Box Car Blues by The Blues Brothers

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  23. Katie

    Built to Spill – Car. That’s the only car song we need.

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  24. lia

    ‘little red corvette’ – Prince
    not my favorite car song but the only one I can think of that isn’t already on here:)

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  25. Dina

    I feel like this needs to be on here.

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  26. segfault

    “Getaway car” by Audioslave

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  27. Jules

    “Passenger Side” by Wilco!

    Needing a car is the story of my life.

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  28. mp

    Butterfly Boucher – Another White Dash
    Chris Pureka – Porch Songs

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  29. julia

    at first i didn’t see fast car on the playlist and i was like THIS IS A LESBIAN TRAVESTY I AM APPALLED. but then like… i saw it and all was well in the land of lesbian travesties.

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  30. Rose

    Jaguar – The Who:
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vwD3OvMTq8A

    (It’s a bonus track from the CD version of The Who Sell Out.)

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  31. Rose

    Also, how about 1/3 of Beach Boys songs? (All the ones that aren’t about surfing or girls.)

    409: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xKKP_cZuk54
    I Get Around: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5WP2exZurfc
    Little Honda – technically about a motorcycle, but who cares: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2m1rrMB3JdA

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  33. Kestrel

    “Northwest Passage” by Stan Rogers is utterly necessary for Canadian road trips, or at least driving aimlessly in the middle of nowhere.

    “Destination Unknown” by Alex Gaudino for when you really need to groove in place to a good beat.

    “Pagan Angel and a Borrowed Car” by Iron & Wine for pretending you’re starring in a queer feminist remake of Supernatural.

    “Supersonic Rocket Ship” by the Kinks because it’s a happy hippie song and I have a Prius and, well, it’s my little humming spaceship and I love it so.

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  35. Kadence

    In order of my preference:
    “Back on the Motorway” -Metronomy
    “On the Motorway” -Metronomy
    “Lullabye”- The Bubbles
    “Marty”- Five Iron Frenzy
    “Car” -Five Iron Frenzy
    Others I remembered:
    “Pootermobile” -Five Iron Frenzy
    “K-Car”- Relient K

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  36. NewTexan

    All of these suggestions make me want to write a lesbian love song to my Subarus, past and present.

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  37. A

    Try: Bury me with my Car, Ben Sollee

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