Only The Truest Thing You’ll Read All Day: Lukewarm Girl-On-Girl Action

This is as real as it gets: Lukewarm Girl-on-Girl Action

A brunette and a blonde are sitting on a couch watching Chopped on the Food Network when the brunette hastily grabs her partner’s hand. Her eyes flicker with some kind of plan. Her cargo shorts stop just below the knee.

If you have green eyes and you ask someone, “do I have green eyes?” and they say “yes,” that exchange still won’t be as true and real and honest as what you’re about to read on McSweeny’s when you click that link.

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Laneia is the Executive Editor and founding member of Autostraddle, and she thinks you're fucking rad. She's 33, has two kids, two dogs, one Megan, some personal essays and a lot of emails in her inbox.

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    The two lovers explode with a gentle “Awww” at the exact same time in a urine-stained concrete hallway of a Los Angeles animal shelter.

    And now I’m trying to pretend wheezy laughter is a coughing fit while my coworkers stare at me and ask if I’m dying.

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        oh my god i have so many feelings about hgtv programming not the least of which is that i have not one single fuck to give that house hunters is not “real.” i use scare quotes here because it is VERY REAL to me and i love it and will always love it la la la la la

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          Oh yes, yes, yes HGTV! I don’t even think I could live without HGTV. HGTV is the backdrop of everything that is good in my life, from my sweet, sweet dreams of paint and light entering the room and crown molding and kissing my gf on a newly rehupholstered sofa to our exhilarating trips to the reno store. HGTV forever.

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    I almost lost it at the description of the tattoo in the last one. I’ve been told that my tattoo (which is supposed to be the symbol for Aries) looks like broken McDonald’s arches, so I relate to this on a deep personal level.

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