Welcome to NSFW Lesbosexy Holiday Sunday! Merry Christmas, Happy Hanukkah, and Happy Weekend!
Dita Von Tesse via suicideblonde.tumblr.com
+ Last week, the Atlantic wondered if public hair has gone extinct. This week, Jezebel wonders whether it’s coming back into fashion, after a spread of model Saskia De Brauw in Industrie magazine shows her pubic hair. We think you should do whatever you want with your pubic hair regardless of fashion. That’s our expert opinion.
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+ There are five reasons why having sex over the holidays is not the best thing ever. Drinking, grumpiness, high expectations, and just wanting to cuddle are on the list; I would add “risk of forgetting to trim your fingernails” to this list (because you never want to forget about your fingernails).
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+ December 21 was Global Orgasm for Peace Day, which “encourages people to focus their ‘thoughts before, during, and after orgasm on peace and loving-kindness’.” And even though December 21 was four days ago, it’s always a good day to orgasm for peace.
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+ But it’s also always a good day to widen your definition of orgasm. Clarisse Thorn writes (via Feministe):
“‘Experimenting sexually in an open-ended way has been, for me, the most productive possible attitude. And in fact, once I knew how to make myself come, I discovered that — though it’s helpful to be able to attain that release if I really want to — orgasms aren’t actually my favorite part of sex! There are lots of other things I like better.
It’s also worth noting that our definitions of “orgasm” are fairly narrow. Some research indicates that there may be other ways to conceptualize orgasms than the stereotypical genital-focused approach.’
And now I want to talk about it some more.
It may be ironic that I spent so much time feeling terrible and broken and depressed because I couldn’t figure out how to have orgasms … whereas now I prefer not to focus on them. In fact, I estimate that most of my current sexual encounters don’t include my orgasm, and very few of my most pleasurable sexual encounters have included my orgasm.”
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+ Finally, from Babeland, “Twas the Night Before XXXmas:”
‘Twas the night before Christmas when all through the house
Not a creature was stirring not even a mouse.
The stockings were hung by the chimney with care
In hopes that some sex toys soon would be there.
this image is not even slightly nsfw but DAMN. via fitforafemme.tumblr.com.
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Damnit, Global Orgasm for Peace Day….gotta mark that one for next year! 0:)
Happy Holidays.
Pretty sure feeling like a stranded whale after eating your own body weight in food is the number one reason sexy time during the holigays is sub par. Any sort of strenuous activity is a complete no go, I just want to nap.
Must we always bring up the fingernail story? I will be haunted forever!
That’s the idea.
I thought so. Well at least it’s unlikely to ever happen to me. I’m a practical femme(ish) who keeps my nails cut all the way down, and I’m into androgynous natural looking girls. So I don’t see any rhinestone manicures in my future… or my vagina. Whew.
You don’t see your vagina in your future? or have I got the wrong end of the stick here?
I don’t see rhinestone manicures in my vagina’s future.
My vagina is the future. :D
If that’s the case baby, let’s time travel ;)
Sorry.. I felt a cheesey chat up line was necessary there, blame the wine!
Haha, well it’s the first cheesy chat up line I’ve heard in a while. I can’t wait to get out of straightsville. ;)
thank you for that christina hendricks picture. omg. that woman.
Christina Hendricks! How did you know that’s what I wanted? Bless you.
Christina. My Goodness. Wowsers. Thanks for that.
I want to cuddle with every single one of the ladies in this thread.
Does cuddle mean bang? Cause then I do too.
wow, Christina. Just wow.
Cuddles and self-love… What a nice take on Christmas. Also, pubic hair should definitely be in fashion!
Huzzah for pubic hair! Also, Miss Hendricks, please report to my bedroom. STAT!
Damn, Christina. I’ve seen this picture before and all i said was I’d love to have that under my xmas tree or me. ;)
christmas sex is birthday sex and birthday sex is IMPORTANT
Can’t believe the Atlantic is questioning whether “public” hair has gone extinct! Typo? :)
Public hair hasn’t gone extinct, it’s just gone private. ;)
I’m so glad everyone else shares my inappropriate feelings re: Christina Hendricks. GET IN MY PANTS WOMAN.
I had the best sex all day on Boxing Day! I love holiday sex!
“Last week, the Atlantic wondered if public hair has gone extinct.” – I love Freudian typos
My sweety has mistletoe on her panties and I love kissing under the misteltoe, oh, I’m French.