NSFW Sexy Sunday: Happy Strap-On Day, Lesbians!

We’ve just declared today “Strap-On Day.” It’s not like an official holiday or whatever, we just invented it.

STRAP-ON LESBIAN SEX:

Seven Minutes in Heaven: Coming Out (VERY NSFW): “There is something Unitarian Universalist about Courtney Trouble’s charming all-girl (and trans) spin-the-bottle romp “Seven Minutes in Heaven: Coming Out,” but instead of free coffee and homemade lemon squares, newcomers get strapped.”

How to Have Strap-On Sex For Beginners:“…Speaking of power, that power can be very addicting.” (@allesexguide)

On Butches: Coming Inside: “The truth is, it feels embarrassing, really, to come while strapped on and fucking. The amount I have to let go and risk is sometimes too much for my heart to open up.” (@sugarbutch)

How to Choose a Harness (from babeland)

You can buy “harnesses” that actually look like boyshorts, like the Grrl Toyz Grrl Shorts (small, Large/Extra-Large which goes well with this Tantus Acute Dildo, Midnight Purple or the Grrl Toyz Strap-On. Or look, this one is purple!

Also good news, somebody who may or may not have been a Calendar Girl during a winter month has made you a really fabulous video featuring some of her favorite/only strap-on scenes, from Tipping the Velvet and The L Word. It’s kinda/super NSFW, so I hope that you’re not really at work, if you are, maybe watch it when you get home:

STRANGE SEX:

Need something new to watch tonight. Watch Strange Sex on TLC at 10pm and 10:30pm. The reviews suggest that this show manages to cover stories that are unique and interesting on unusual sex practices.

PORN EXHIBIT:

Do you like art? How about porn? Have you ever wondered “gee, how can I see art made out of pieces from a nudey mag?” Well now you can! July 9th-August 8th Jonathan Yeo has an exhibition in Los Angeles titled “Porn in the U.S.A.”

BE A REAL STUD:

For all of you expensive jewelry lovers, gold diggers, and vibrator connoisseur—you can now enter to win a
24K Gold, Diamond-Studded JimmyJane Vibrator from Babeland!

CHLOE:

If you haven’t seen Chloe yet, you probs should. Just because it has awesome people in it and then they have SEX.

PUBIC HAIR:

Because we’re basically on the pulse of everything in the world, someone actually did a study on this, “Although women’s total removal of their pubic hair has been described as a “new norm,” little is known about the pubic hair removal patterns of sexually active women in the United States.” Well they studied the hell out of that shit:

Findings suggest that pubic hair styles are diverse and that it is more common than not for women to have at least some pubic hair on their genitals. In addition, total pubic hair removal was associated with younger age, being partnered (rather than single or married), having looked closely at one’s own genitals in the previous month, cunnilingus in the past month, and more positive genital self-image and sexual function.

REMEMBER SKINS, ‘CAUSE WE DO:

Hey remember when this happened? You’re welcome! I also like to think back on these moments.

TOPLESS:

In 1992 New York State ruled that it was acceptable for females to go topless in public areas where men were allowed to as well. Although it is legal, it is often rare to see bare breasted women frolicking in the park, unless it is gay pride and then it seems like no one wants to wear their shirts. Photographer Jordan Matter has a book filled with topless women in New York. He photographed over 100 women topless in public areas all around the city. There are little blurbs by and about these women and their views on body image and body-luvvv.

SEXY TUMBLR ALERT:

Do you need more sexy things to put your eyeballs on? You should try Dykes on Bykes because that ish is SEXAYYY and the captions are ace. “This is NOT a blog about beauty! This is a blog about STRONG women ATTITUDE and of course a bit of ROCK’N’ROLL” Baby, you had me at Dykes.

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Riese is the 41-year-old Co-Founder of Autostraddle.com as well as an award-winning writer, video-maker, LGBTQ+ Marketing consultant and aspiring cyber-performance artist who grew up in Michigan, lost her mind in New York and now lives in Los Angeles. Her work has appeared in nine books, magazines including Marie Claire and Curve, and all over the web including Nylon, Queerty, Nerve, Bitch, Emily Books and Jezebel. She had a very popular personal blog once upon a time, and then she recapped The L Word, and then she had the idea to make this place, and now here we all are! In 2016, she was nominated for a GLAAD Award for Outstanding Digital Journalism. She's Jewish and has a cute dog named Carol. Follow her on twitter and instagram.

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17 Comments

  1. As much as I love Shane/Carmen, there’s nothing quite as me-so-horny as Shane/Cherie. That scene melted my TV, my DVR, my DVD player, my PS3, my…. Um, am I over-sharing here?

    • I pretty much specialize in knowledge, critique and enjoyment of pseudo sex scenes (as well as the real ones). And Shane and Cherie was one of the best I have ever seen. Everything was perfect music/lighting/acting/angles, the only fault was that it was short.

  2. Anyone that’s looking for an awesome harness, I highly recommend the <a href= http://store.babeland.com/harnesses-all/spareparts-joque-harness"Spareparts Joque harness. It’s waterproof (awesome for shower/pool sex, but also for supermessy sex full of bodily fluids and lube), comfy, and fits various dildo sizes (no having to own different sized o-rings!). It also comes in regular and large sizes, and I can’t recommend it enough. Totally worth the money.

  3. Autostraddle knows everything. I just celebrated strap on day! Also, the Spareparts Joque harness is amazing.

  4. My fave was Jenny and Niki and my fave moment was when they changed position and Niki pulled Jenny onto the dildo and held onto her body and kept eye contact with Jenny for ages while thrusting her. Oh, and I also loved that Jenny grabbed Niki’s ass when she came and the way Niki kissed her afterwards. Shane strap-on scenes did nothing for me. She just seemed to jackhammer away and I found it boring. I also didn’t find her eye contact to be very romantic. Different strokes I guess. I know a lot of other women couldn’t get enough of Shane’s scenes but she just did nothing for me.

  5. To the original poster:

    I absolutely love that first picture of the brunette and the redhead. Could you provide me the link to the source of the picture? A friend and I have a blog where we post lesbian erotica, and I would love to post pictures like this on it!

    • that’s not our fault, that’s youtube taking down copyrighted content, we can’t change that

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