Back That Ass Up: A NSFW Lesbosexy Sunday Girl Gallery

Posted byParty In My Pants

on May 29, 2011

Today we celebrate your ass.

We begin with a gallery ,

Best Celebrity Butts in Hollywood: A comprehensive look.

Boyshorts 101: Autostradle's Guide to Successful Lesbian Underpants: We wrote this, it will help you look and feel like a better lesbian.

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Toys:

Babeland has lots of butt toys if you're into that and a "how-to" guide for ladies looking to break in to that business.

Also:

Spank Me Baby: "Smooth your lover's skin to set the scene before a spanking, or soothe it tenderly afterward with edible Spank Me Baby powder. This sweet, edible powder forms a light dust over the skin, making it perfect for licking off the body; try powdering yourself after a shower, and let your lover have a taste anywhere they like."

Heart 2 Heart Whip: "If you like the thud/sting of a leather flogger in a deceptively adorable package, get your hands on the Heart 2 Heart Whip. Tiny red hearts adorn the sexy black handle, but don't let the sweet design fool you — this baby can pack a real wallop."

Lelo Sensua Suade Whip: "Whip, caress, tease... the Lelo Sensua Suede Whip is good for all three, and then some. Soft suede tails go from light-as-a-feather to sternly thuddy with a flick of the wrist, making this compact flogger a great choice for couples looking to ease into kinky/BDSM play"

Sex Blog

Sugarbutch --> I'd Like to Fuck Her Ass: "Since we got together about nine months ago, Kristen and I have kept a verbal running list of Sex Stuff To Explore (okay, not always verbal, we have a shared Google doc, too). Up pretty high on my list, and one thing that I have mentioned quite a few times, is that I’d like to fuck her ass."

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Sir Mix-a-Lot:

Let's end with a little Sir-Mix-A-Lot:

46 responses to “Back That Ass Up: A NSFW Lesbosexy Sunday Girl Gallery”

gabrielle (member)
May 29, 2011 at 1:15 pm Permalink Reply Report user

man they don’t got booty out in santa fe like this ya’ll.

thank you. oh and damn my only critique is:

where’s the beyonce and j.lo booty shots?

coco ice-ts wife got a serious booty too…and man you could do a whole spread on Nicki’s rump shaker.

ya’ll got me all distracted. i have a 4inch stack of edits on the table and i’m scrolling through through AS applebottoms.

thank you. so very much.

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gabrielle (member)
May 29, 2011 at 1:16 pm Permalink Reply Report user

ohmahgd i’m the first to comment on the booty post.

i should be embarrassed but i’m sooo not.

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1. Christine (member)
  May 29, 2011 at 10:43 pm Permalink Reply Report user
  
  HAHAHA You should be proud!
  
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Krissy (member)
May 29, 2011 at 1:28 pm Permalink Reply Report user

i have all the lyrics to “baby got back” memorized, a skill which i have proven to several karaoke audiences.

needless to say, i love the cuties with the booties.

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1. Dina (member)
  May 30, 2011 at 2:29 am Permalink Reply Report user
  
  Me too. On both counts.
  
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lilhoos4u (member)
May 29, 2011 at 1:57 pm Permalink Reply Report user

NSFW is one of my favorites it gets me ready for my upcoming week !!!!!

Also I loves me some buns hun !

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Randahl (member)
May 29, 2011 at 2:22 pm Permalink Reply Report user

Hahaha I love that song…I also have the entire song memorized That just made my day so much better!

I totally back up Gabrielle in asking: Really, where ARE the Beyonce and J.Lo shots?? Jessica Alba had a pretty good one in Sin City if I remember correctly…

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1. Grace_B (member)
  May 29, 2011 at 2:30 pm Permalink Reply Report user
  
  Jessica Alba in general is just… rawr.
  
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  1. Randahl (member)
    May 30, 2011 at 8:20 am Permalink Reply Report user
    
    True. That.
    
    If we could do Team Drafts like in the NFL, I’d trade Lindsay Lohan for her in a second.
    
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2. riese (member)
  May 29, 2011 at 6:26 pm Permalink Reply
  
  you guys for real we google image searched jennifer lopez ass, jennifer lopez booty, jennifer lopez butt, jennifer lopez rear — we never use paparazzi shots or event shots for any galleries, only pictures from professional editorial/fashion/movie photoshoots, and the only one of her from a real photoshoot was like in these weird pink ruffly things but there wasn’t one in a large enough size. just 5,000 paparazzi shots of her on the beach or in dresses.
  
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  1. Paper0Flowers (member)
    May 29, 2011 at 6:32 pm Permalink Reply Report user
    
    Tsk, I could’ve easily found ass photos of J.Lo for you guys!
    
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  2. magiclovemuffin (member)
    June 1, 2011 at 10:45 pm Permalink Reply Report user
    
    No use of paparazzi photos? Awesome. That’s an editorial decision I can really get behind. (Pun originally not intended, but now I’m happy I stumbled upon it!)
    
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    1. riese (member)
      June 1, 2011 at 11:06 pm Permalink Reply
      
      haha thanks! i don’t know why anyone uses them! not only is it kinda creepy, but they’re really crappy photos! One of the things about the world that really confuses me is that it’s supposed to be entertaining to look at photos taken of people who didn’t want their photos taken. It’s like watching somebody’s space being violated in some way. Also though I’m crazy, etc.
      
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cj
May 29, 2011 at 2:24 pm Permalink Reply

Hot Damn nice very nice

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Buffy Summers (member)
May 29, 2011 at 2:28 pm Permalink Reply Report user

I know this might be the biggest first world problem ever but whenever I try to view the sexy picture sets as slideshows I get nothing, can anybody smarter/sexier than me help me with this?

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1. Raksha (member)
  May 29, 2011 at 3:38 pm Permalink Reply Report user
  
  I have the same problem! I’ve been blaming my computer, but maybe that’s not it? I dunno.
  
  Also, you have the best username ever. I choose to believe you’re the actual Buffy. Satsu gets the pink Cadillac for converting you!
  
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2. collectedprose (member)
  May 29, 2011 at 3:46 pm Permalink Reply
  
  If you’re clicking on “show as slideshow” that may be your problem. You have to click on the individual picture and then go through. You may be having a more complicated problem than that though…
  
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Marika (member)
May 29, 2011 at 3:16 pm Permalink Reply Report user

I think my hands involuntarily made squeezing gestures while I scrolled through this gallery.

I don’t care if that makes me a pervy perv.

also, spanking FTW.

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1. k
  May 30, 2011 at 8:21 am Permalink Reply
  
  haha. i think i did the same thing…not to sound perky.
  
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2. Krissy (member)
  May 31, 2011 at 1:46 pm Permalink Reply Report user
  
  totally acceptable. my mouth was actually hanging open as i scrolled through.
  
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Raksha (member)
May 29, 2011 at 3:40 pm Permalink Reply Report user

This makes me so, so happy. Cute girl bottoms! Some with tattoos! Some with really cute panties! I want to squeeze them all!

And any post that ends with “Baby Got Back” is completely awesome as far as I’m concerned.

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diver (member)
May 29, 2011 at 4:13 pm Permalink Reply

Some of those asses are fucking great

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1. Ar (member)
  May 29, 2011 at 9:45 pm Permalink Reply Report user
  
  x2
  
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2. Ar (member)
  May 29, 2011 at 9:46 pm Permalink Reply Report user
  
  woops. sorry. I meant:
  
  x200,000
  
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Rose (member)
May 29, 2011 at 4:16 pm Permalink Reply Report user

On the subject of butts, has anyone found Rihanna’s latest Rolling Stone cover to be…distracting?

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1. karmalaluna (member)
  May 29, 2011 at 4:32 pm Permalink Reply Report user
  
  Wow… I should be embarrassed to say that I’ve been staring at that cover for the last 5 minutes. But I’m not. Also embarrassed has the word ass in it. I think that’s relevant somehow.
  
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Peta (member)
May 29, 2011 at 5:20 pm Permalink Reply Report user

Mmmm, bi-lateral symmetry…

-droolface-

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e (member)
May 29, 2011 at 5:38 pm Permalink Reply Report user

dat ass(es).

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Nuala (member)
May 29, 2011 at 7:33 pm Permalink Reply

honestly HOW could they forget rachel mcadams?!!??! ignore the skeezy title of this video and whoever that guy is and just watch the ass:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rwUHEST34RQ

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1. Marika (member)
  May 29, 2011 at 11:12 pm Permalink Reply Report user
  
  What the hell ass?! (I always say that but it seemed extra appropriate here).
  
  Point is, THERE IS A BUTT DOUBLE IN THAT SHOT and her butt was just fine to begin with. :’(
  
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Lacey (member)
May 29, 2011 at 8:25 pm Permalink Reply Report user

I swear that cheeky panties are the best invention for ass perusal thus far. ^_^

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Amanda
May 29, 2011 at 9:02 pm Permalink Reply

I LOVE BUTTS

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Deardelilah (member)
May 29, 2011 at 11:59 pm Permalink Reply Report user

cute panties > everything else in the world.

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terracottatoes (member)
May 30, 2011 at 5:42 am Permalink Reply Report user

autostraddle is burgling my hard drive again.

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Alyssa Jane (member)
May 30, 2011 at 6:36 am Permalink Reply Report user

I just now realized that I actually love being gay. Somewhere along the line, I went from being grudgingly ok with my gayness to loving my gayness so much that I would gaymarry it if I could. I don’t know how it happened, but I’m pretty sure Autostraddle is at least partly responsible. So thank you, and please excuse me while I pick up the scattered pieces of my blown mind.

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1. Marika (member)
  May 30, 2011 at 6:43 am Permalink Reply Report user
  
  It was all the lady ass that did it.
  
  (but seriously, isn’t that the best feeling? I’m so happy for you.)
  
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diver (member)
May 30, 2011 at 8:26 am Permalink Reply

Speaking of asses, a friend and I took his dog for a walk on some trails. I had to take a leak, so I walked to a secluded area. While I was pissing, mosquitoes fucking swarmed my ass, and now I am scratching my ass every minute.

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Abbey
May 30, 2011 at 1:23 pm Permalink Reply

All right!
Now this is a NSFW Sunday post I can really get behind

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1. sshh
  May 31, 2011 at 1:21 pm Permalink Reply
  
  no pun intended?
  
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Sinthe (member)
May 30, 2011 at 3:35 pm Permalink Reply Report user

This is why I shouldn’t do a quick check of Autostraddle right after I tell myself I’m going to be productive today. There goes my Monday. (Totally worth it though!)

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jifener25 (member)
June 1, 2011 at 8:13 pm Permalink Reply Report user

asses are what made me realize i’m gay

cuz all the girls here are like “cowboy butts drive me nuts” and i could never see what was so good about boy butts

but i see shakira or jlo and i’m just like “unf”

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1. Toby (member)
  June 2, 2011 at 3:00 am Permalink Reply Report user
  
  For serious. I still don’t understand the idea of a “Wrangler butt,” as they’re called. No idea what the appeal is.
  
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2. Krissy (member)
  June 2, 2011 at 8:06 am Permalink Reply Report user
  
  boy butts are silly. and hairy. i know this from past boyfriends, unfortunately.
  
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  1. Pati (member)
    June 19, 2011 at 11:12 am Permalink Reply Report user
    
    I could kiss and coddle and lick my gf’s ass all damn day…and night…and the next…but a dude ass? OMFG gag…I don’t understand the appeal LOL…to each his/her own.
    
    The articles link to Sugarbutch –> I’d Like to Fuck Her Ass
    was a good read too…especially the comments.
    
    Have a great week all!!!
    )O(
    
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magiclovemuffin (member)
June 1, 2011 at 10:38 pm Permalink Reply Report user

Why didn’t I see this post sooner? Sweet Jesus.

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Alex (member)
April 6, 2012 at 12:38 pm Permalink Reply Report user

What a beauty to stumble onto, love the archive sidebar ha!

Also, licking/fucking asses? Best leap of faith I’ve ever taken sexually.

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