No Man's Land Episode 5: You Have A Nice Shelf, If You Know What I Mean

In this episode of No Man's Land Anna and Shelly take to what one can only assume is the parking lot of their apartment building for a rather ambitious shelf construction project.

They are assisted in this shelf-making endeavor by Allison Oropallo. "Who is Allison Oropallo?" you might be asking yourself. I know I did. She was the first female finalist on HGTV's reality type show All American Handyman. I've never seen it, but it sounds like Project Runway with nail guns. So I should probably check it out. Allison didn't win the overall prize, but she was voted the fan favorite by, well, the fans. Which is nothing to sneeze at because everybody likes fans, especially when the A/C is on the fritz.

If you don't have six whole minutes then I suggest jumping to around 4:30 to watch Anna attempt to use a sander. Priceless.

Let's cut some wood in a parking lot:

My favorite quote of this episode is "No death will happen." Because really, that's the best guarantee one can hope for with any project involving power tools. AND no death happened. At the end of the day everybody still had their thumbs and Anna & Shelly have some pretty kick ass, non-Ikea shelves.

Have you ever made your own shelf situation? Did death happen?

12 responses to “No Man's Land Episode 5: You Have A Nice Shelf, If You Know What I Mean”

carrie (member)
June 5, 2012 at 10:56 am Permalink Reply

This is great because it gave me hope that I could build a thing and reminded me that Bren is really really funny.

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Digger (member)
June 5, 2012 at 11:12 am Permalink Reply Report user

They should have consulted Marni on this. She knows all about building shelves! Also, also, also..Bren, I miss you!

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1. Bren (member)
  June 5, 2012 at 11:14 am Permalink Reply
  
  I miss your guns!
  
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  1. Digger (member)
    June 5, 2012 at 4:08 pm Permalink Reply Report user
    
    Yeah you do…
    
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    1. Digger (member)
      June 5, 2012 at 4:34 pm Permalink Reply Report user
      
      Also, also, I still have that note you left in my “pigeon hole”…God that sounds so dirty!
      
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      1. Bren (member)
        June 5, 2012 at 4:36 pm Permalink Reply
        
        LOL!
        
        I have ALL the notes from my pigeon hole. I love mail.
        
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Brittani (member)
June 5, 2012 at 12:50 pm Permalink Reply Report user

“Especially when the A/C is on the fritz.” I die.

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Brittani (member)
June 5, 2012 at 12:56 pm Permalink Reply Report user

Oh and look. There’s the mural wall thing they built before. This web series already has better continuity than some TV shows.

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sydney
June 5, 2012 at 3:23 pm Permalink Reply

Read Alison’s About section on her website. This woman has done/is doing amazing stuff!

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1. Bren (member)
  June 5, 2012 at 4:27 pm Permalink Reply
  
  I know, right!?
  
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kd15 (member)
June 5, 2012 at 8:38 pm Permalink Reply Report user

And here I was impressed when I changed a taillight on my car and that didn’t involve possible death or dismemberment.

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1. Bren (member)
  June 6, 2012 at 10:23 am Permalink Reply
  
  Hey, we all have to start somewhere. Baby steps.
  
  I was just comforted by the fact that a professional builder of things still has to think about ways to not cut her thumb off.
  
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