All these dude websites have this video up and it’s GOING VIRAL so we thought we would share it with an audience who could truly appreciate it. (In other words, [redacted] didn’t write a daily fix today and we’ve got about two hours left to fulfill our Daily Posting Quota).
I watched Closer again the other night BTW (it’s my favorite play/movie/everything) so I have a lot of feelings about Natalie Portman. Also I HATED That 70s Show with a bitter, burning, black swany vengeance. Mila Kunis is from That 70s Show. She’s in this scene with Natalie Portman. You know I really enjoy Natalie Portman. She speaks to a certain manic pixie dreamgirl demographic I have a lot of respect for, or maybe here I’m just thinking about how much I love Closer and also the under-appreciated 90’s film Beautiful Girls. I just told you that for no reason, mostly so that I could have enough text in this post to make it feel real and not have a commenter I respect call us out for phoning it in.
Somehow getting this scene out of the way makes the prospect of traveling to the cinema and purchasing a ticket and sitting in a seat and watching a screen for two hours less daunting.
Maybe just read this beautifully written Black Swan review, by Internicaine Katrina, and then go see the movie. Because um, there is more to a movie than a 2-minute “lesbian sex” scene. For real. It’s kinda ridiculous what gets people off these days. Actual lesbian sex? Longer/hotter than this will ever be. Though that tattoo is ace.